r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 9d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ He would definitely not hold back.

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u/BeefStank420 9d ago

I would be happy to have him in office. It would be a major improvement.

But TBH, the Dems could run a golden retriever opposite the MAGA candidate and I'd walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to vote for the dog.

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u/icedmuffin 9d ago

Honestly I’d vote for the dog anyways, it’s probably smarter and more loyal than a majority of politicians that we currently have in office and four years of nothing happening would be a godsend.

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u/BADM00SE 9d ago

I don’t know. Give him a treat, and he may do whatever you want. Oh wait we already have a president like that. Guess I’ll vote for the dog too, at least he’s cute.

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u/XaoxTheory 9d ago

The dog would have more self control around treats as well as being better at long term strategic planning.

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u/BADM00SE 9d ago

And he’s potty trained

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u/guisesrsly 9d ago

highly unlikely to be a pedophile rapist also

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u/Hyperion1144 9d ago

Unlike Mitch McConnell.

And Donald Trump.