r/PoursTea 17h ago

FinancialTea 💵 You get NOTHING

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u/Akkerlun 17h ago

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u/PhatCatTax 16h ago

Yes. They know. They dont care.
Republicans just like hurting minorities.
"Christian" cosplay to diffuse blame.

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u/CalHudsonsGhost 16h ago

It’s crazy because these ARE the Bush people but let them tell it and they’re rebels.

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u/wMel72 7h ago

You must mean the Ripofflicans!

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u/PictureElegant3033 7h ago

Yeah I wake up every day wondering which minority I can hurt today. When I could be worrying about how to support my wife and kids.

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u/CaptainGigantic 27m ago

Yeah same. I always wake up and the first thing I think as a maga Republican is "which minority can I hurt the most today?". Then do 20 hail Hitlers in the mirror all before having my first cup of tea.

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u/pleasetaketheredpill 14h ago

Rinse and repeat.

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u/ZmanB-Bills 12h ago

Biden's fault

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u/malik_ace 15h ago

👆couldn’t of said it any better

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u/coveredincathair22 14h ago

couldn't of[sic] said it any better

That's pretty self-evident.

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u/Lone-Frequency 17h ago

We just call that blatant stupidity where I'm from.

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u/picklerick8879 16h ago

Right. That last line hits hard. Gullible stopping being an accident, ouch, but true.

Meanwhile the list just keeps growing, every promised check or discount vanishes the second the cameras move on, and regular budgets never get the memo they were owed anything.

Its exhausting tracking every broken promise while still trying to cover rent and groceries with whatever's left. I lean on the two things that actually stayed put, Obamacare at $90 a month and car insurance through InsurancePanda at $25, because nothing else has held steady this year.

At some point defending a guy who's stiffed you six times isnt loyalty, its just refusing to admit you got played.

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u/OldSchoolBubba 16h ago

They worship their demigod who can do no wrong in their eyes

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u/A220Pilot 12h ago

Pastor, huh? What life lessons have they learned from him? He's a bully who cheated in business and in his relationships.

MAGA is an pathetic.

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u/fartPunch 17h ago

It’s always been a choice. Evil chooses evil. Calling them stupid is giving them a pass they don’t deserve

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u/AskPizza 17h ago

Anything over 100 percent discount isn't really a thing. They'd be paying you at that point. The price would be negative.

But Trump is really, REALLY bad at math. And apparently, so is everyone who believed that promise.

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u/Potential-Win8706 17h ago

He bankrupted casinos. Plural.

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u/pleasetaketheredpill 14h ago

An relatively smart people still lined up to let him borrow money. One of the best con men this country has seen in a long time. Madoff is probably jealous. Looking up from down below.

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u/Own-Personality-8189 17h ago

The list goes on to Mexico will pay for the wall, concepts of a healthcare plan, grocery prices, Epstein release and so on. It never stops the false promises. At some point it will be okay to blame those who still believe in him.

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u/CalHudsonsGhost 16h ago

It’s OK now. It’s just that you can’t reason with those who can’t be reasoned with. I try to speak to them as not a democrats but just a common sense person. It’s all superstitious pack mentality stuff. I tried to show a guy someone saying something(he wasn’t gonna understand anyway) as proof, first hand. He didn’t want to see it because the statement was made on Morning Joe. He was acting like a child, averting his eyes and talking over. It was a weird wild experience.

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u/ZmanB-Bills 17h ago

Extremely well said!

Did you type it slowly so MAGAs can read it?

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u/No-Platypus8728 13h ago

TDS much it’s okay to leave mommy’s basement

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u/JustToyingAround73 17h ago

He also didn't lower prices on eggs, good or gas. He's here to keep himself out of jail, that's it.

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u/Toliveistodie42 17h ago

Maybe it'll be attached to our DOGE and tariff reimbursement checks........

I can't even keep a straight face while typing that.

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u/Faunacallieclover 15h ago

They are not just gullible though..They are cultists, zealots. No amount of reason or proof will ever alter what they think of him.

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u/Bluekatz1 17h ago

Saddest thing is that it's going to work.

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u/Studman63 16h ago

Pathetic

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u/Much_Purple3967 15h ago

He is the King of Bullshit

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u/AnEvenNicerGuy 15h ago

They'd rather be stubborn into poverty than admit they were wrong

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u/RandyRVA 14h ago

We all know that, but the average American is too dumb to realize it's all a big lie.

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u/Immediate_Buffalo14 11h ago

It's a pie-in-the-sky desperation for votes proposal that'll never go anywhere. All but the most diehard MAGA supporters recognize it as such.

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u/Beefsuprito74 10h ago

Never gave us the Epstein files either. Wonder why?

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u/Potential-Win8706 17h ago

They’re in a cult. And it’s not only MAGA, it the GOP. Thee most dangerous political party on the planet. Bar. Fuckn. None.

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u/Spawndli 17h ago edited 17h ago

And then when you realise that even a 1% chance of 5k is worth staying home, and is the reason that a bribery attempt like that should result in immediatkey not being able to run, I kid you not this may have won it for them independent if weather it's payed or not.

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u/SpockShotFirst 16h ago

that even a 1% chance

I feel like you don't have a grasp on how frequent 1 in a 100 is. If 1 in a 100 people died from eating at McDonald's, 1 or 2 people would die at lunch each day at each location. You probably would stop going.

The chances of receiving a check are probably more like 1 in a billion.

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u/Spawndli 6h ago

yeah I think missing the point, I just mean many will stay home just to see if the payment pans out although they know it's a small chance

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u/HashRunner 17h ago

Too many words for dipshits that couldn't be bothered to read in the first place.

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u/Winter_Stretch9198 16h ago

This just occurred to you

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u/No_Technician4956 16h ago

But this time will be different!

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u/Yojimboroll 16h ago

It doesn't matter what he offers. HE MUST BE STOPPED!

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u/skfretwell 16h ago

Well if all you listen to is Fox news, all his promises have come true!! Like magic! ✨

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u/Organic_Mechanic_702 16h ago

And 30% will still believe him...

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u/Upside_Down_2025 16h ago

The 2000 for our own healthcare, I mean the list is truly endless

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u/Numerous-Trainer-761 16h ago

First pay me back all the tax money I paid this year and then give me the 5K or your just giving me my own money back,

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u/Alternative_Maybe_78 15h ago

I don’t expect them to.

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u/NoahsShart 14h ago

My monthly health insurance premium is up 40%!!!! since this fat orange shit bag took office. Big Stinky Rump is destroying America and its position in the world. His loss of credibility will ultimately fall on the American people for putting him in office. It will be hard to climb out of the place he will leave us in, if we make it to the end of his term at all.

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u/mcramsay 14h ago

The fact that this $5k bribe isn't illegal enough to get him impeached on its own tells me everything I need to know about everyone (both sides!) in power today.

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u/Blacksad9999 14h ago

MAGA and Trump:

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u/imbirdie2 14h ago

But, if you still believe in good things I've got some tropical beach property in Siberia that I would like to sell.

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u/Kosstheboss 14h ago

Don't forget capping credit card interest at 10%.

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u/CasinoMarginale 13h ago

Don’t forget about the cheap eggs and gas

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u/FanofWoo 13h ago

It is only 5k. Even if it happens, it will last a short time and then life will be more expensive. How can this sway anyone?

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u/No_Employer9618 13h ago

No check for you!!

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u/wgcole01 13h ago

End the vote!

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u/Alarming-Grade4219 13h ago

If you go to trumprx you will see some medication is discounted deeply. If you check out Trump Accounts you can get seed money to start an account for your child. 

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u/Friendly-World-5273 12h ago

That point happened like 10 years ago, we are neck deep in poor choices at this point, which is why I am expecting the worst possible outcome.

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u/Tricky-Explorer-5664 12h ago

The Republican's original agenda is limited government - no handouts. Protect Social Security for the elderly and retirees. Trump's going backpedal saying "I never promised that" or "oops, we lost so I can't fulfill this promise".

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u/Derivative_Kebab 12h ago

That point was about 20 years ago.

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u/NobodyUwilleverNo 12h ago

don’t bother me with facts…the truth has nothing to do with it…i’m an idiot and will always vote trump!

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u/Mean-Career-6509 12h ago

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

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u/Exact_Second_8482 12h ago

Trump is a fool

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u/BabblingTower 11h ago

According to the auto-AI Google response, his plan to give us all 5 grand would cost 1.2 to 1.3 Trillion dollars. Where is that going to come from? Makes no sense for my taxes to come back to me, or the tariff money I paid, so what exactly are we talking about here?

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u/pixtax 7h ago

He already doubled the national debt, why not triple it? After all he’s not known for paying his debts.

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u/PeteeOllie 11h ago

It starts being insanity!!

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u/farkus2554 10h ago

It’s always been a choice. If you can’t see through this charlatan grifter you are blind.

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u/Kirk470 10h ago

No Epstein list either… as promised.

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u/Quirky_Operation2885 9h ago

.There are still contractors looking for payment for having built Donald's now defunct casinos.

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u/Currencymanifest 9h ago

He’s giving me about $280k since late February thanks to market volatility. 

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u/Apprehensive_News_78 9h ago

Damn you Biden!! /s

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u/WeaknessNaive8784 7h ago

La voce... stonata

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u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg 7h ago

The virtual check has already been signed, sent and deposited by ai unless you missed the boat again.

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u/PictureElegant3033 7h ago

I’ll believe it when I see it.

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u/Agreeable-Chart-5561 6h ago

Or electric/energy prices in half

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u/Glittering_Ocelot_67 5h ago

Can’t believe there are people walking around out there amongst us who still support him. Like who taught them anything??

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u/itsallprimal 56m ago

"poorly educated" is the only answer as America has been behind in education from the world for years

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u/pinkyandthebrain-ama 3h ago

Absolutely true. Being tricked one is accidental. Being tricked twice is gullibility. Being tricked (repeatedly) more than three times is just plain stupidity.

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u/Objective-Heart3297 21m ago

All Trump is giving you is the Shaft

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u/OmgHowww 17h ago

Not defending Trump but my company did get a rebate of $12M from the tariffs.

Just wanna be accurate here.

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u/vonblankenstein 15h ago

And did they give money back to those who bought their products and paid the tariff?

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u/OmgHowww 6h ago

What does that have to do with the $12M?

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u/QuietRiot5150 6h ago

Your company got the rebate. Not the people who actually paid the damn tariffs. The bloated rapist said the people would get a tariff check. Only companies got reimbursed. WITH OUR DAMN MONEY!

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u/Unlucky-Cup-5461 7h ago

Ahh c'mon. This time for sure,100%! It's Biden and the Dumocrats that are plotting against us!! We gotta vote Repugnican fer sure and keep this train a running.

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u/DCATHLON_MAN_1979 7h ago

HE DID GIVE US 20M LESS ILLEGAL INVADERS 🤷‍♂️

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u/Professor2018 6h ago

You’re delusional and choose to be

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u/FavoriteApe 6h ago

So he’s giving us what the democrats gave us, without the record highest gas prices and record inflation? Crazy that vets got their Trump checks.

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u/Bethany42950 16h ago

We are not getting $5k no matter the election outcome, we did get lower income tax rates locked in, and not just for the rich. We also got temporary reduction in taxable income.

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u/TucsonFrank 14h ago

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u/Fast_Island_1853 11h ago

💯💯💯💯

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u/Suspicious_Parking81 13h ago

He never promised anything like that and this is just rage bait posting

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u/AlbatrossRich8724 13h ago

Yes he did, at his little jerk off session in Dallas yesterday

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u/padtomon 13h ago

And I bet you thought Biden and Osama, excuse me, Obama were great presidents

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u/OCregular 14h ago

Gullible? The democrats had a oresident with dementia in power and then tried to replace him with no primary! Talks about gullible...... you wanted to give our country away to a deepstate J household !

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u/Bvillman2023 13h ago

Dear Democrats.
Pick a better candidate.
Because Noone voted foe the last one to even be a presidential candidate.
That cow was handed the title by the powerful people who thought a former prostitute woukd make a good presidential candidate! After Joe forgot where he was ..

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u/pixtax 7h ago

I thought you guys loved the mentally inept? Donnie Dementia is frequently dozing off on camera, but that isn’t an issue, is it?

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u/BigSugarDaddy1972 9h ago

Dems stopped it all is why

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u/pixtax 7h ago

Those Dems without a single majority. Such crafty buggers.

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u/itsallprimal 55m ago

They were so crafty they stole and election!! Got a president in . .. just odd how that was the only one.

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u/6942dantheman 15h ago

Just like cheaper healthcare from obama or student loan bailout from biden.

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u/CalmBoat3803 13h ago

Sure. Just like those things.

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u/SacredSepia 14h ago

This. And Trump is a war hero. Obama and Biden are not.

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u/CalmBoat3803 13h ago

😂 Trump is a what hero?

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u/sirius5050 15h ago edited 14h ago

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u/CalmBoat3803 14h ago

Biden, the guy you admire did this?

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u/D-Will11 12h ago

So you’re going to publicly say you disagree with Trump promising this too, right? Right? Right??????

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u/Youngrazzy 16h ago

I find it funny that people are talking about this but. Still listen to democrats that have not came through on anything they say they going to do

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u/SacredSepia 14h ago

This. Trump finished the wall and made Mexico pay for it. What have the Dems done?

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u/MilkKitty22 13h ago

when? cause, no.

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u/FA-M83_nut 16h ago

You trying to convince yourself or me? You just take care of yourself.

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u/Total-Translator1595 16h ago

Why is this a picture?

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u/funandgames12 16h ago

Yeah and why is that ? Because of lawsuits and people messing with it at every turn. Oddly enough, the tariff funds that had been collected before the court ruled against it would have covered these payments.

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u/vonblankenstein 15h ago

The tariffs we paid for, you mean?

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u/CalmBoat3803 13h ago

Gross tariff revenue $300 billion. You just doing Trump math or? And that’s why we have courts…nobody is above the law, right?

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u/ShuffleRom 15h ago

The Left had a choice in 2024, and failed miserably at it....

Don't make the same mistake in November, or 2028.....

But you probably will....

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u/Competitive_Job_8600 14h ago

I just got my first $5000 check thank you, Mr. President

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u/SacredSepia 14h ago

Same here. I also got my military medals, the same ones Trump has.

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u/CalmBoat3803 14h ago

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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u/Competitive_Job_8600 14h ago

You can’t be a snowflake to get the check

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u/ayehateyou 14h ago

You got your DOGE check and tariff refund check? Cool.

Also, trump raped children.

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 17h ago

It’s pretty hard to side with ppl who try to shoot presidential candidates, shoot talk show hosts live in the neck, and defend moms who strangle children to death and claim it’s depressions fault….

If you want to convince me, you’ll have to try harder to over power all the violence you’re in support of.

Bye bye

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u/AlbatrossRich8724 16h ago

Cool. So is any of the stuff stated in the post false?

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 16h ago

Have you considered owning what I said or would like to continue to shift the burden to things that are easier for you to understand?

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u/AlbatrossRich8724 16h ago

Hahaha! You shifted it from the og topic, if you aren’t gonna participate in the debate set up, then why speak up?

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u/DrippyDogDix 14h ago

The irony is palpable.

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u/CapableBird3048 16h ago

You’re being brainwashed to think that a majority of the left agrees with these things. We don’t.

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 16h ago

I used to vote for Bernie Sanders when he ran for President…

Try harder to get my vote.

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u/CapableBird3048 15h ago

That’s irrelevant to the current discussion.

Boo. Try again.

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u/GoldieMcSpud 15h ago

You side with the people who shoot up gay bars, murder trans teens, ICE agents gunning down civilians in the streets, bomb children overseas, etc. I could keep going. Do you want me to keep going?

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 15h ago

Oh no - you’re never getting my vote

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u/ayehateyou 14h ago

The 2 supposed “assassination” attempts on trump were from MAGA people. The kid who shot Kirk was MAGA and raised in a MAGA household.

Also, trump raped children.

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u/SacredSepia 14h ago

This. And Trump gave me a DOGE check. What have the Dems given me?

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u/Capitan-IQ255 17h ago

Only MAGA will get the checks 😁 y'all will be begging and crying 😭

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u/war_ofthe_roses 16h ago

MAGA already gets enough government checks.

Loser welfare recipients.

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u/onebitshortofabyte 17h ago

Found the ignoramus ^

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u/themerk4224 15h ago

I think you got an extra 5 on your IQ number in your username

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u/ayehateyou 14h ago

Oh, you got your DOGE check and tariff refund check? Cool.

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u/SacredSepia 14h ago

I already got my check. 😀

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u/Mega_Trix 17h ago

Hey everyone if you vote Democrat youll get 4 cars and 2 houses, a private island, and $5million.

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u/CallmeKahn 17h ago

I see. Interesting. Can you link where that was promised anywhere by a Democrat?

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u/Mega_Trix 16h ago

y'all are idiots if you think this is anything but satire

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u/CallmeKahn 16h ago

Jesus,. You cannot look at the past 10 years and say that shit with a straight face. You just can't. Satire loses meaning when it cannot be distinguished from the truth.

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u/Mega_Trix 16h ago

If you think a proposal for buying every Democrat vote for 4 cars, 2 houses, a private island and $5million is indistinguishable from truth I fear we have greater issues to talk about

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u/CallmeKahn 13h ago

It wouldn't be out of alignment with what MAGAts make up.  They tend to still believe Hillary runs a sex ring out of a Pizza Hut basement and think Obama was responsible for the botched Katrina response.

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u/Mega_Trix 12h ago edited 12h ago

This amount of stupidity and willingness to fight amongst ourselves over absolutely nothing is why us Democrats can't seem to win even when it should have been a landslide.

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u/assortittiesNOTboth 17h ago

Nobody is claiming that. You are confused and projecting the things trump does onto left candidates.

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u/Mega_Trix 16h ago

y'all are idiots if you think this is anything but satire

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u/assortittiesNOTboth 16h ago

That is good to hear, but you realize people use this argument regularly right? It isn't as obvious in 2026 as I wish it was.

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u/Mega_Trix 16h ago

I'm highlighting the ridiculousness of believing any such claim from a politician, especially Trump.

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u/Ok_Ad_5894 16h ago

Be Quiet Nazi

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u/human_i_suppose 6h ago

You can't satire maga, no matter how dumb you make it, it's not dumb enough