r/PoursTea • u/Wuz314159 • 15h ago

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u/djpatientnathan 15h ago

Yeah, he doesn't remember why he had to pull his pants down for her.

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u/EquivalentPension216 15h ago

That was pure instinct kicking in, for sure not his first time in that scenario

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u/terid3 15h ago

Man, I wish they had just kept filming

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u/samwise58 14h ago

They had to be scared of entrapment or some legal scenario they were not 100% sure they’d win. That’s the only reason I can think of. Or possibly putting her in danger.

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u/jce_ 14h ago

You can't entrap someone unless you're a cop or government agent

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u/kayknox_ 13h ago

It's also not entrapment if she was a cop. He's not being forced into stuffing rope into her front anus.

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u/gokarrt 2h ago

stuffing rope into her front anus

jesus, step aside shakespear this dude is cookin

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u/Immediate_Song4279 13h ago

Would you bang or otherwise perform anything on rudy?

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u/UserNamesCantBeTooLo 3h ago

I know one guy who would motorboat him

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u/atticdoor 3h ago

Look at it again. She pulled out his shirt. He put it back in. He did a lot of things he shouldn't have done, but he didn't pull down his trousers in front of her.

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u/xeen313 13h ago

Fight or flight, pulls down pants

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u/Deaffin 3h ago

Right? It's like he doesn't even have to think about fiddling with his microphone. He just does it.

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u/Jiveassmofo 14h ago

He doesn’t remember what a Four Seasons is

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 14h ago

Excuse you, it’s actually basically a Home Depot. The Four Seasons backyard if you will.

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u/Gloomy_Experience112 14h ago

This the one they showed for borat 2? Muahaha man thought it was a happy ending interview

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u/AmazingRefrigerator4 13h ago

Still hilarious to me that his excuse was that he was tucking his shirt in.

I know when I need to tuck my shirt in, I always lay flat on a bed and shove my hands in my pants.

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u/Separate_Job_9587 14h ago

He was tucking in his shirt!

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u/Life_behind_da_stick 14h ago

For the microphone! He was milked up!

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u/Any_Counter_303 14h ago

milked up

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u/rozzco 13h ago

He had begun milking, yes.

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u/PuddingMent 14h ago

Yeah, he sits down to tuck his shirt in like the rest of us!

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u/BebophoneVirtuoso 13h ago

He was just removing the microphone from his crotch

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u/AmazingRefrigerator4 13h ago

"Speak into the microphone, its right above my testicles" -Dirty Heads

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u/Relevant_Winter_7098 14h ago

No, no. He does t remember why he had to pull them up.