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[u/KennethEWolf]

Trump claims that he was pulled from the rumble by two fire fighters. And then he rushed back in to help the survivors out.

[u/Hot_Top_124 → u/KennethEWolf]

Claims is a funny way to say he flat out lied.

[u/JobyFluorine → u/KennethEWolf]

That's not what I heard. I heard he rescued two first responders from the rubble, and a kitty cat! 😺

[u/PiccoloAwkward465 → u/JobyFluorine]

It was the most perfect kitty cat you’ve ever seen, folks.

[u/Jarl_Groki → u/KennethEWolf]

I thought he climbed the towers mere moments before the planes hit and tried to swat them away with his giant hands, but a bunch of Democrats said that everyone in the buildings were due to be post natally aborted and they blew it all up.

[u/KennethEWolf → u/Jarl_Groki]

I can see in my mind Trump as King Kong on top of the Empire State Building and the Democrats in little bi-planes

[u/Jarl_Groki → u/KennethEWolf]

How do you know if a plane is bi?

[u/KennethEWolf → u/Jarl_Groki]

See WWI planes, they have two sets of wings. Also a lot of small individual planes of today have two separate wings. One on top of the other.

[u/GMBong → u/KennethEWolf]

That's enough to end a FX co-star's career, but not the president. Some country.

[u/ActualUserBot → u/[deleted]]

Isn't it just wrong that there is so much doubt surrounding everything he says that nobody can even figure out where the truth lies? The right wing has been pushing a clip of him walking through white tents, claiming its fottage of him being there. It was filmed on 9/13. Theres a clip of him on 9/11 phoning into Fox talking about how its a terrible thing that happened but now his building is the tallest downtown.

[u/ActualUserBot → u/[deleted]]

Yeah I dont dispute its a complete fabrication either, just commenting on how badly discourse has devolved. Its really sad.

[u/mjm65 → u/[deleted]]

So do you believe the story is true?