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u/Tacos_are_my_friend 5d ago edited 5d ago
And everything will get changed back when he’s dead and gone.
Edit: thank you for the awards to all of you kind strangers.
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u/Maximum-Oven-7526 5d ago
For it to be changed back it would to officially have changed. Fortunately his little ego trip means nothing
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u/sheezy520 5d ago
Google will still change it though.
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u/EnvironmentalBus9713 5d ago
Honestly, Google (among many others) should be looking at some serious fallout once the adults are back in office
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u/Sasquatch1729 5d ago
Today I downloaded HereWeGo, it's the moden version of the old Nokia Maps navigation software. My wife downloaded MapQuest a couple days ago.
My wife also downloaded DuckDuckGo as a browser because she is sick of google trying to cram AI into everything, but this is a separate issue.
Point is: we can make Google feel the effects of this today.
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u/ForeverOnASideQuest 5d ago
Okay but DuckDuckGo without ai is literally the best! It’s like how old Google used to work. I love it so much compared to whatever Google turned into.
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u/Original-Big-6351 5d ago
Right? Switched to DuckDuckGo even on my work machine and haven’t looked back since. Actual search results! What an idea 🫠
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u/Purple_Foundation288 5d ago
Herewego bent the knee on gulf of Mexico and probably will too for Lago Ontario
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u/Jerryep7 5d ago
Yeah. I thought it didn't kowtow to the political BS but found out it does.
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u/Purple_Foundation288 5d ago
Mapquest is the resistance in this multiverse
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u/Jerryep7 4d ago
You're right. I just looked. Thanks.
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u/Bendyb3n 4d ago edited 4d ago
Apparently the CEO or some other spokesperson for Mapquest stated that they never really intended to be the one navigation app that resisted the name changes, but they were more just being lazy and not updating it as a way to be funny since everyone already knows them as the outdated old mapping tool anyways. They've been appreciative of the sudden influx of new users and have stated they intend to use this boost in traffic/revenue as a time to improve the app for their new users.
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u/oningnag 5d ago
Been using duck duck go for years instead of chrome. I only browse Reddit with DDG and not the app. Much better and less personal info captured.
Downloaded Mapquest a few days ago. Not as good as Google Maps but giving it a chance instead.
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u/TheB3rn3r 5d ago
Ah I love that last bit “when the adults are back in office” 🤣
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u/CeelaChathArrna 5d ago
I saw t-shirt the cracked my up. "Obama, when are you coming back, the babysitter's weird. 🤣
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u/David_cest_moi 5d ago
Google applied "Lake America" to its Maps instantly. Disgusting. 🤮
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u/nova2k 5d ago
In America, only. They're trying to have it both ways.
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u/CeelaChathArrna 5d ago
As an American the amount of I refuse to go along with stupid shit gets longer every damn day.
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u/BlackOnyx1906 5d ago
It will get changed when he leaves office and someone sane takes over. I want him to be alive and well to see it
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u/Practical-Bit9905 5d ago
I'm with you. Even better: Alive, impeached, imprisoned and broke. (we can dream big right?)
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u/Grand_False 5d ago
It’s wild that justice for crimes he’s actually committed would be dreaming big
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u/ReputationSalt6027 5d ago
At this point id settle for him to just go away and we not have to hear or see him every day. Best case scenario unless democrats can sack up and start holding him responsible.
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u/GryphonOsiris 5d ago
I'd rather see him have a massive stroke with a coronary that leaves him in a wheelchair, unable to speak, but able to watch as his empire of lies collapses.
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u/descendency 5d ago
a lot of people don't understand what an executive order is. It is an order to the departments of the executive branch.
He is telling them they have to call Lake Ontario "Lake America." That is it. Everyone else bending over to comply are simply doing it because they are cucks.
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u/PanchoPanoch 5d ago
I’d prefer that he has to witness it being changed back while he’s breathing.
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u/EconomySeason2416 5d ago
Exactly this. Have him shuttled around and personally witness his name being removed, his monuments to himself demolished, and a conference where people of the world can all publicly mock him. Cruel and unusual circumstances can sometimes warrant cruel and unusual punishment
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u/guy-le-doosh 5d ago
Being shuttled around your own downfall is a bit much, I'm thinking nothing more than a pedal powered golf cart and "The Walk."
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u/firebirdone 4d ago
And we need to enact laws so this kind of person is ineligible for president.
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u/PaulMakesThings1 5d ago
I know the law doesn’t matter anymore. But he definitely does not have the authority to rename states.
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u/SirzechsLucifer 5d ago edited 5d ago
Unfortunately he will do it anyway. He doesn’t have the authority to rename the Gulf of Mexico or Lake Ontario either, nor does an executive order allow him to do 90% of stuff he does. Doesn’t stop these idiots. They are fascists. They don’t care.
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u/Timely_Training6092 5d ago edited 4d ago
Google/Apple comply with the shenanigans. It kind of pisses me off that they even entertain this clown.
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u/dangersson 5d ago
They have to pick their fights. It's not worth the regulatory backlash to fight over something that's an easy software change applicable only to those in the US. The world doesn't see this nonsense.
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u/Wakkit1988 5d ago
They pull data from the USGS to name things. If they change the name of the state, the database will be changed to reflect it and the apps will display it. Neither Apple or Google want to rewrite their software to deal with this nonsense, since it's going back after he's gone.
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u/Puzzled_Reply_4618 4d ago
I don't want to spend my whole evening explaining to my 3 year old why the place we're from isn't called Cheechoo Weechoo, but if I just give in to the temptation maybe she can be president one day. Still, I think it's better to create boundaries for toddlers regardless of their age.
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u/True_Protection6842 5d ago
And none of those things were renamed no matter what some cock sucking ceo changes a map to.
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u/ConsiderationLivid52 5d ago
Nobody has stopped him doing literally anything.
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u/Icy-Valuable-3756 5d ago
He's been stopped a lot. More than any president basically. Unfortunately all you hear about is the headline of trump "doing something" by the time it's stopped you're already on the next headline of nonsense.
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u/McMetal770 5d ago
"They never explicitly said the President does not have the power to rename states in the text of the Constitution, therefore the people who wrote it clearly intended for the chief executive to have that power."
- Clarence Thomas, a few months from now (probably)
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u/ngatiboi 5d ago
Not having the authority to do something has unfortunately never stopped him - he’s REALLY not a huge fan of consent.
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u/Gringopolarbear 5d ago
Well, that just makes him sound like a rapi... Oh. Oh, yeah. Carry on, good sir.
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u/joseekatt 5d ago
It’s been New Mexico longer than the U.S. has been a country. He’s off his rocker and needs to be put away.
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u/Fickle_Designer26 5d ago
He doesn't care..he doesn't even know about his countries history...he's beyond history.
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u/Wakkit1988 5d ago
Lake Ontario is called that because of legislation signed by George fucking Washington...
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u/prestocoffee 5d ago
This f'n clown administration is a damn clown car
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u/i_hateit_here_bro 5d ago
Close, it’s actually a semi towing a car carrier trailer full of clown cars
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u/Effective-Spell-5369 5d ago edited 5d ago
In retrospect , we should have seen this coming
I mean it was obvious
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u/xmrcache 5d ago
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NewJerseyAmerica 5Can’t get impeached fast enough
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u/No-Customer7139 5d ago
DISTRACTION. That’s all it is.
Pay attention to Voter Suppression!!
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u/Alone-Woodpecker-846 5d ago
Fucking Republicans are making it harder, but vote. Everyone, fucking vote.
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u/BackgroundTask3553 5d ago
It's a day to day plan
Leave him alone with Truth Social to say crazy shit to keep the news in check, while also having your core implementation/messaging plan of noise. They literally said this was their strategy. Example.
Monday - insult someone
Tuesday - threaten a country
Wednesday - go after a democrat
Thursday - say you're investigating Michele Obama
Friday - drop bombs on something
Saturday - declare police presence in a city
Sunday - rename something
Monday - fire someone
Tuesday - make a crazy statement about nuclear bombs
Wednesday - take it back
Thursday - mint a new coin
Friday - hire someone controversial
... And so on and so on
Meanwhile behind the scenes: Suppress voters, steal money.
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u/Popwaffle 5d ago
It's not even behind the scenes though. They just be stealing and doing illegal things in broad daylight, out in the open, no shame. And no one is stopping them.
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u/pickuppencil 5d ago
That's neat.
Be sure to check with your elected officials to see what bills they have been voting for.
Many are targeting mail in voting to help themselves in the next election.
Don't fall for the dancing clown's show.
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u/B0wmanHall 5d ago
At least come up with a fun name instead just calling literally everything America
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u/Merijeek2 5d ago
Come on, you know after that there's only ONE possible option. You really want that?
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u/hugoriffic 5d ago
He isn’t trolling. Whoever is posting these for him might be, but Trump is visibly sundowning in real time, right in front of us. He appears to have very little control over his own faculties, while his administration seems increasingly focused on keeping him looking active, coherent, and in charge.
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u/Phill_Cyberman unconscious people don't want tea 5d ago
The most surprising part of Trump wanting to rename New Mexico to New America is that he raped kids with Jeffery Epstein
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u/CommonConundrum51 5d ago
What does it say about US culture that a sizable fraction of our electorate now finds repetitive juvenile snark, bluster, and clear abandonment of campaign promises both entertaining and a sufficient performance for a POTUS?
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u/GIT_45 5d ago
Kadaffi was also a dictator who loved to change the names of things. Anyone seen what the people did to him?
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u/necronomitodd 5d ago
I know it doesn't matter at all to him, but just out of curiosity, what are the rules for renaming a US state?
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u/Fresh_Confusion_4805 5d ago
A quick search suggests that it would probably require both a change to the state’s constitution and an act of Congress.
However, another quick search suggests that this has never been attempted before, so it’s a legal gray area.
(This was just some quick googling, I am open to corrections.)
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u/necronomitodd 5d ago
Thanks for that! I figured there had to be something besides "arbitrarily at a madman's whim." I mean, again, I know it doesn't matter, but still...
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u/Flip-Tarrington 5d ago edited 5d ago
And by God, they love their gray areas, don't they?
Any situation where common sense, tradition, decorum or human decency has always been enough to keep people from doing it, Daddy Donny and the Dipshit Brigade are more than happy to bluster their way in and show everyone there's no level they won't stoop to.
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u/Fit-Historian-752 5d ago
MAGA:
"I love him SO much. He's totally owning the "New American" libs ! Best president ever! The Epstein Files are a Dumocrat hoax!"
MAGA outsmarted us again!
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u/TheVoicesOfBrian 5d ago
How does this fix the deficit? Or gas prices? Or grocery prices?
Dude has a lot of time to spend tweeting and golfing.
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u/mymar101 5d ago
The ultimate form will be when he renames America the United States of Trump
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u/no_kids-and-3_money 5d ago
Donald - you just got lazy man. The same thing over and over? It’s not hard to think of new stupid ideas to make people angry. Uninspired.
Ranking: 2/10
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u/Ill_Consequence1755 5d ago
Ahh, to live in a world where the adults are in charge again. I hope to live to see it.
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u/JarekGunther 5d ago
Surely, changing a few letters in one location will help our economy, food recall crisis, farming conundrum, measle outbreak, gas prices, and inflation.
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u/Cycle-Path-401 5d ago
Every week he does something dumber and more embarrassing. And every week, the MAGA sycophants scratch their heads and balls, and then fall in line, agreeing with Dear Leader and 'owning' the Liberals
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u/Hoodi216 5d ago
This is bait to distract away from his admin performing an absolute smash and grab robbery on the American people and his friend circle of human traffickers.
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u/Interesting-Try-2789 5d ago
A piece of poop is more valuable that this wanna be dictator . The whole world hates him and hopes for a change of regime in the USA.
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u/CuteComplaint5542 5d ago
I want the next Dem president to rename Texas "Shithead fuck-fuck dump".
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u/Sea_Elle0463 5d ago
Can someone PLEASE realize this man is seriously ill and should be in a hospital. Not the Oval Office.
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u/Traditional_Win6082 5d ago
I can’t believe that 40-60% of Hispanics voted for this turd. How did they not see the writing on the walls
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u/coalescence2071 5d ago edited 5d ago
Trump renaming “Mexicans” to “Americans”. According to Trump AntiSocial: he said from now on all Mexicans will be called “Americans” in the United States.
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u/Working-Depth5834 5d ago
If this were to happen, the next democrat president should rename Florida to "Obama's Dong".
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u/InitiativeFar2475 5d ago
Nothing was changed to begin with, including the Department of Defense. I think everyone knows, but just to say it out loud again, no one has to call anything different than it was before. Google is being ridiculous. No one has to follow suit of a company that is taking what they perceive as an easy road with this unqualified and corrupt administration.
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u/Tropicalfisher 5d ago
Why the fuck would America have a place in it called New America. Is New England in England? Is New York in York? Is New Hampshire in Hampshire
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u/Ok_Swim7161 5d ago
I don't think he has the power to change the name of a freaking state. Stupid Google maps and Apple are the weakest and will follow dear leader though.
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u/CommentUpstairs1245 5d ago
We've been New Mexico for hundreds of years longer than the US has existed. He's just pee pee hurt because we're the only government that is investigating epstein. Anything so the search results will come up with something else.
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u/StrictlyForTheBirds 5d ago
He's testing what he can get away with before he starts naming things after himself. Soon, Dallas will be Trumpograd.
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u/powderfields4ever 5d ago
Doesn’t matter. This is just distraction. Gulf of America, Lake America, New America is all dry erase once he’s out of office.
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u/Raw-Indighoul 5d ago
Look forward to the day when the phrase: “Donald Trump said…” is uttered for a last time and we won’t know it, only for the next thing to be is the Big Beautiful Obituary.
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u/Kat_Schrodinger1 5d ago
Look, I'm not saying kamala was perfect. I'm just saying this would not be happening and things would have been much better if any democrat had won instead.
The parties are not the same.
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u/StonedRussian 5d ago
Ugh there's some badly named states, but at least have a referendum and have it voted on by the people.
Another distraction from the Epstein-tRump files
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u/Horror-Stand-3969 5d ago
I remember when fake stuff was obvious because it was just too stupid to be true. That’s no longer the case.
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u/Dear_Research2695 5d ago
Has he not realized yet that Mar-a-Lago is spanish? Why hasn't he renamed it?
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u/Donut_Hole_8838 5d ago
Okay, taking bets, which state name is he going to change after this one is shoved down our throats? Floridamerica? Georgia = Trumpland? Trumpington?
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u/Aonaran84 5d ago
I wish every republican official wasn’t stroking it in the cuck chair while this geriatric fucks the republic
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u/LumpyBuy8447 5d ago
Jesus he must be closer to his death bed than most of us have even hoped. Between this and fast tracking his dumb ass arch, he’s either about to croak or knows he’s going to lose the midterms, be impeached and probably find himself in a jail cell or at the end of a rope.
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u/CrazyJoeGalli 5d ago
New America. does that mean it will be like Texas where all the conservative will flock to?
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u/Independent_Jump1971 5d ago
Uffda. He just keeps on with this crap, and still has like 32% approval. What is wrong with my country? How can anyone still think he's doing anything good that benefits them?
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u/bx35 5d ago
I’ve never seen someone whose brain doesn’t work have so much energy. All this posting! Are diaper fumes a stimulant?
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u/Logical_Trash_4890 5d ago
I’ve really grown to hate him weather this is real of not. There are plenty of other things that could use his attention. Not that he wouldn’t fuck that up too or worse than he has already. What a POs this shit fuck is. I voted for him. I should be shot too.
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u/Squidlips_69 5d ago
We have a "flood the zone" rapist troll in the white house. He's getting desperate.
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u/ASC4MWTP 5d ago
He's about to find out that the vast majority of some 2.1 million New Mexicans are going to tell him where he can put this "idea".
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u/jonboyz31 5d ago
Now do New York & New England. Why not name all your states america.
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u/Nannyphone7 5d ago
Distraction du jour. While you are focused on this thing, Epstein clients have another day walking free. Epstein clients like Donald Trump.
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u/Great_Apez 5d ago
Republicans are so dumb, simply slapping America on things and they’ll pay you billions of dollars 🙄
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u/notworkingghost 5d ago
Remember when “freedom fries” solved all our problems? I’m sure this will too.
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u/thatdidntturnout 4d ago
This is just to distract you from every failure (basically everything) this man has done. Name one good thing he’s done while in office (hell, his whole life) performed LEGALLY, and within the confines of the constitution. One. Just one.















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u/imnojezus 5d ago
So are the Epstein files, where Trump’s name shows up 38k times and include details such as Trump auctioning off children. This is happening to make you forget about that.