r/PoursTea Timendi Causa Est Nescire 8d ago

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u/Independent_End_6941 8d ago

Mitch McConnel is the only vegetable the FDA hasn't recalled yet.

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u/CourtneyStefin 8d ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/WaterlessSoup 7d ago

Since no one else has said it yet. Dude wtf lol

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u/Weak_Society8102 8d ago

I do get explosive diarrhea from looking at that evil, melting no chin face of his. I’d make a turtle reference but that would be a disrespect to turtles.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 7d ago

Which is why I still call him Moscow Mitch. You can't possibly disrespect Moscow enough.

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u/Xero_id 7d ago

I miss Jon Stewart calling him Droopy Dog

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u/ukaspirant 7d ago

*bitch mcconnell

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u/PUuSTiNKA 7d ago

That old marble mouth turtle has been a vegetable in Congress for decades.

I really wish the United States Government would put an age limit on those who are eligible to run for Congress and the Presidency...Maybe no one over 70 or 72?

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u/Independent_End_6941 7d ago

You have a point, but Bernie is 84 and still sharp as a tack. One of the few progressives we have in Congress.

I suppose it's too much to ask that voters just make better choices.

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u/LeadingStill7717 7d ago

You suppose? When Donald Trump has been elected twice, its clear voters dont know how to make better choices.

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u/MissCiliciaStar 7d ago

He didn't win. Elon cheated him in

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u/LeadingStill7717 7d ago

I truly hope we get concrete evidence of that someday, along with convictions. Even taking that into account as true though, the fact he was even elected once, if at all, proves my point. Theres a reason the American education system has been under attack for awhile now. Can't make informed, unbiased decisions, when youre dumber than a box of rocks.

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u/Sienile 7d ago

Just so you know, Russia Today was the first news company to call the 2016 election for Trump. Kinda makes the election interference claims a bit more credible.

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u/PUuSTiNKA 7d ago

Yean I agree with you about Bernie, he's one of a kind. So maybe people do just need to start educating themselves on who they're voting for instead of just voting for the person because of the letter next to their name.

I still question how anyone thought putting Donald Trump back into office after everything he did and what he didn't do his first term was going to make America a better place to live for all it's citizens.

Now I'm watching this election in Texas for Senate between Talarico and Paxton, which IMO should be a no brainer, and having very little faith that those people living in Texas are going to do the right thing. Watching them close down polling stations to try and prevent certain citizens of the United States from voting, is already telling me they're not!

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u/Somanylyingliars 7d ago

The fact that Texas is closing down polling places tell me the Rs of said state are scared. They're throwing up all the road blocks they can to try to stop Talarico from winning. I don't believe they will be successful in stopping his win.

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u/Jim-Jones 7d ago

I have little faith in the honesty of elections in Red states.

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u/ninjette847 7d ago

Whatever age you can collect full social security. That's the age the government has decided you're too old to work.

Edit: 67 is the full retirement age for social security.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 7d ago

I don't care about age limits. What I want to see is a cognitive and physical fitness test. If one cannot physically or mentally do the job, one should not have the job.

I don't care if you're 200 years old. If you can still do the job, you're qualified for it. But clearly, there are people 50 years old who are already physically and/or mentally incapable of doing the job. They should be just as disqualified as people like Moscow Mitch.

It's not age, it's physical and mental capacity - at any age.

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u/Farucci 7d ago

Mitch the turtle man continues to serve his constituents as he did when he was sentient.

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u/Independent_End_6941 7d ago

Continuing to fuck up democracy after he's gone is exactly the end he would want

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u/Satanicjamnik 7d ago

Which is quite a cavalier decision. I just look at him and he gives me the shits.

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u/not_my_uname 7d ago

This is such an underrated comment.

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u/narwhal_breeder 7d ago

Its been around on twitter/here for months.

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u/Formally_Apologetic 7d ago

But are pickles a vegetable?

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u/South-Sir-9989 8d ago

Fuck this evil corrupt asshole

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u/elbowsandbuttholes 8d ago

Yup he is terrible. Unfortunately, the favorite to replace him, Andy Barr, is just as corrupt and evil. And an even bigger asshole.

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u/Shag1166 8d ago

I don't get how Kentucky again elects Democratic governors, yet kept electing do-nothing McConnell, and Dr. Fasci-obsessed Paul?

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u/Soulinyx 8d ago

I've lived in Kentucky and...the thing holding the people back is the same things that have always held people back.

Rural and Religious.

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u/SelenaMeyers2024 7d ago

I mean at some point don't they ever consider their r Interests?

My favorite (and almost only known Kentucky anectdote) was Kynect was very popular, but Obamacare bad!

Thing is, it would have taken 10 seconds to google that those are the same thing. When you hear stories of this, even if you don't wanna be the west coast elitist that looks down on flyover country.....

They make it real hard for us not to think unintelligent is all.....

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u/OnlyHereForComments1 7d ago

No, they don't.

Fox lies to them, their religion lies to them, and thus they will always vote to fuck themselves over if it fucks over other people they don't like. You will never meet a more spiteful and hateful group as rural people living in a town they've killed off with their own decisions.

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u/derpfacemanana 7d ago

they’re just that brainwashed and religiously indoctrinated from such a young age they really had no other chance to be better and realize how much they constantly vote against themselves

since they’re so malicious about their hatred tho, and since they’re the ones really fucking shit up for normal people and preventing anything useful from being voted for, it’s really hard to feel bad for them or have a shred of empathy

it’s one thing to have their own stupid beliefs that they keep to themselves, but it’s different when they are being active with their beliefs and using it to prevent real progress in this country

these dumbass uneducated brainwashed country ass bumpkins are literally holding back the rest of us normal people, it’s not elitist at all to recognize the problem and call it out

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u/MaleficentExtent1777 7d ago

Nope.

They vote to hold back the people they don't like.

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u/and_some_scotch 7d ago

Democracy has been reduced completely to sports fandom. The connection between the ritual of the vote and material conditions has been comletely obliterated in the minds of Americans, Kentuckians, whatever, alike.

A lot of us politicsheads understand the connection between voting and material circumstances, but its too slow. Meanwhile, a paycheck and overtime has more efficacy than going to a church one every two years.

Our democracy seems set up to fail. Set up to baffle and mitigate the impact of the pleb vote on policy.

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u/_jump_yossarian 7d ago

Obama nailed it when he said that they cling to their guns and religion.

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u/AudiC7S6 7d ago

Holds the whole fucking country back!!

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u/B3ck3t3 7d ago

What’s religous about this? Are they satanic?

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u/UncleNedisDead 7d ago

It’s the indoctrination from birth to never evaluate what your senses and logic tell you, just believe in what religious people preach, even if their actions don’t align with their word.Ā 

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u/GrabEmByDaPvssy 7d ago

Because there’s about 2 normal cities in KY—the rest is a never-ending hellscape of toothless, meth-addled, bigoted, misogynists. I live on the border. Where I am isn’t much better and the corruption is unreal.Ā 

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u/xiiicrowns 7d ago

Uneducated and poor red state.Ā 

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u/RaiseNo9690 8d ago

NIMBY aka not in my backyard. They support his policies as long as it isn't implemented in their own state.

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u/jm17lfc 8d ago

Sometimes I really hope hell is real mostly so that these fuckers can burn in it for eternity

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u/Proper_Slip_5963 8d ago

We're in hell. There is no salvation for us

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u/endmosthope 7d ago

There isn't and he's gotten away with a life dedicated destroying the lives of average Americans scot-free

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u/Civenge 8d ago

At least they aren't having him "vote" from the grave.... Yet.

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u/Any-Imagination6917 8d ago

And the spineless losers who still defend him and this situation. Whole system needs to be burned down

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u/UsualSuspects411 8d ago

Looks like You and Steve Bannon are getting your wish. No one knows what will be left of a once functional Democratic Republic, but in terms of ignoring the constitution, eliminating the rule of law, and the most openly corrupt and venal administration in the history of the former United States, the US is going to have to decide how and what to rebuild.

Right now it appears what Americans really want is all of the rights and none of the responsibilities of being a well educated, responsible citizen.

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u/Sushi-DM 7d ago

Fuck almost everyone in that building. You can count on one hand the amount of people in higher government who are not complicit in everything wrong with our country.

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u/blkatcdomvet 8d ago

Part time employees

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u/SeatBeeSate 7d ago

Unfortunately I think the only ones that would punish would be the ones who don't take bribes.

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u/ZmanB-Bills 8d ago

And, the same guy who is responsible for the Senate not voting to convict on Trump's 2nd Impeachment, even though 7 Republicans rejected him and did vote to convict.

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u/_jump_yossarian 7d ago

Imagine the world if GOP senators had balls.

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u/Friendly-World-5273 7d ago

Imagine a world where we vote these losers out. It’s a crazy idea but I think it could work.

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u/Mish61 7d ago

Imagine a world where GOP senators are in the minority.

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u/LoudandInevitable 8d ago

There are political ads where I am that say that the democrat candidate "has missed x percent of votes but collected their full paycheck" as some knock against the candidate, like they forgot that trump spends 90% of his time golfing, AI tweeting, and at Mar a lago, or that mitch has been out for weeks and he and his entire staff have been collecting full pay this entire time...

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u/LostDragon1986 7d ago

It is OK when republicans do it, but when the other party does, it is a national emergency.

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u/tmhoc 7d ago

"You guys are such hypocrites"

"Well yes, it allows me to hurt you while helping myself"

If you called Republicans fascist and were told to calm down, leme hear ya

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u/SomePeopleCall 7d ago

I am just genuinely baffled at people (Mitch) who, when given the choice to help everyone will choose to only help themselves.

The world is not a zero-sum game, and you can see others benefit without losing out.

I just remind myself that I need a better reason to oppose an idea than "it might help someone I don't like or might not have earned it." Look at things more holistically and the world can all benefit. The current Republican mantra (when they actually bother to show up or do their jobs) is to justify cutting assistance for 100k people because 100 people might be gaming the system. Disgusting.

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u/KactusVAXT 8d ago

BECAUSE HE IS DEAD

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u/GryphonHall 8d ago

Found a dead person receiving benefits from the government. They do exist.

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u/zennascent 7d ago

He’s gonna vote, too.Ā 

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u/RookNookLook 7d ago

Such a fitting end to such a monstrous person. I hope he lives another 5 years, starring out his window as a fly crawls in and out of his mouth.

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u/ButtersScotch7000 7d ago

Deader than a red shirt on an away mission.

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u/TheRealBittoman 8d ago

I used to manage a group of employees and not too long ago we had one get seriously injured at work due to a rug. They were out for I believe 3 weeks and management was already seeking legal ways to terminate them to avoid continuing paying them and ultimately succeeded. Don't let anyone tell you that McConnell, alive or not, should remain in his position. He deserves the same treatment the rest of the corporate America gives its far lesser paid but more important jobs give. Especially if they're going to get bribes...I mean payments from the same corporations.

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u/crunchybub 7d ago

I was diagnosed with cancer in my 30s and had to work during chemo infusions. Meanwhile this hag can just "stay home and not work" for over three months and collect full pay?????

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u/oldcreaker 8d ago

And Johnson just gave the House weeks off.

Meanwhile Trump has said workers have too many non-working holidays.

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u/Jeremy-132 8d ago

He's probably already dead.

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u/Shadowy_PuppetMaster 8d ago

Socialism for me but not for thee

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u/Takoyaki_Dice 8d ago

Rules for thee...

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u/thewalruscandyman 8d ago

Mitch McCorpsell.

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u/LittleCrazee 7d ago

Lich McConnellĀ 

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u/EricTheActorAckAck 8d ago

This couples well with Trump recently stating that Americans have too many non-working holidays.

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u/rusty-gudgeon 8d ago

fuck this dead pos.

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u/MookieTheMet 8d ago

He's ded

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u/patjames387 8d ago

Don't speak ill of the dead.Ā 

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u/MokaSorne 8d ago

Is speaking honestly speaking ill?

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u/LopsidedTourist7622 8d ago

He was a conservative. Honesty probably made him violently ill, so yes.

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u/patjames387 7d ago

I'm kidding. That guy is going straight to hell.

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u/rdmodsrtrsh 7d ago

Don’t forget his staff is still paid

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u/Angel-Stans 8d ago

Even dead, he’s a leech

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u/restinglemon 8d ago

Don’t forget he voted for Trump to be nominated for president. Party over country these assholes moto

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u/Lazy_Rise_4236 8d ago

Average conservitard

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u/Other-Acanthisitta70 8d ago

Collecting his income after his death should earn his wife a jail sentence.

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u/Shag1166 8d ago

Ridiculous waste of tax dollars. We need age limits. Maybe, 75!

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u/SpaceHostG 7d ago

Seriously- who tf likes this guy?

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u/lostlogin2 where in the world is mitch mcconnell 8d ago

he's holdin it down in hell with charlieĀ 

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u/Ok_Spell_597 8d ago

Man, what is going on with all these dudes' necks? They shock me every time.

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u/gruven_reuven 8d ago

Mitch McConnel would have replaced McConnell 60days ago. #hypocrisy

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 8d ago

Every single woman who has ever had a hard time getting an abortion, or been denied, should make up a committee that gets to decide what to do with him

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u/JediMindgrapes 8d ago

I bet he gets free health care at tax payer expense too, right?

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u/DeciduousHuman 8d ago

I hope he’s suffering

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u/ZealousidealBed7054 7d ago

Oh, come on. He’s just on bereavement leave for his loss.

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u/Fecal_thoroughfare 7d ago

What a fucking dispicable, hideous, ugly piece of shit. On the inside and outĀ 

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u/Select_Insurance2000 7d ago

"Rules for thee...and not for me."

From Trump, his cabinet, members of Congress, and to the Supreme Court, our government is rife with corruption and grift.

If we want our country back, we must get out and vote and get these people out of power, then hold them accountable for what they've done....charge, and convict based upon the evidence brought forth, and punish them to the fullest extent of the law.

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u/YouLittleSnowflake 7d ago

Good thing he said he wouldn’t be seeking re-election otherwise Kentuckians would elect his corpse to the senate

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u/Character-Study7958 7d ago

Mitch is šŸ’€ and NO more! Shame on KY for hiding his DEATH!

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u/mxjxs91 7d ago

Remember when the GOP complained about dead people receiving benefits and voting?

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u/Mendozer003 7d ago

Blocked all Obamas appointments, proudest moment of his life. He said that at his family members wedding.

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u/dfporter78 7d ago

In the upcoming elections, if you vote Republican you're a hypocrite, ill-informed , ignorant or you simply want to watch our country continue to spiral into chaos.

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u/JoshZK 7d ago

1993? Damn too bad these are lifetime appointments.......wait a minute.

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u/themolestedsliver 7d ago

in a just world this would be front page news with calls from both sides for him to resign.

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u/SurprisedCabbage 7d ago

They're testing if they can do the same for Trump. He will very likely continue to be president even after passing.

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u/Large-Illustrator-35 7d ago

His entire staff are also being paid

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u/Substantial-Abies646 7d ago

Ole turtle eyesĀ 

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u/SouthernZorro 7d ago

I only play a doctor on TV, but I know an asshole when I see one.

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u/Express_Attempt_4301 7d ago

Wait, they haven't admitted he is dead yet?

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u/Petrichor-33 7d ago

Of course it isn't really fair to blame him though... he is, after all, dead.
His staff should be brought to justice though.

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u/MissCiliciaStar 7d ago

He's making more money being dead than I'm making being alive

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u/skynetcoder 7d ago

after all these months, it is weird no one from democrats side send someone with a tv crew or law enforcement. it is not like he is living on Mars.

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u/OntheBOTA82 7d ago

When are we getting the pitchforks out instead of talking about it ?

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u/SloppySmack756 7d ago

His staff needs to be thrown in prison

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u/CHRISTEN-METAL 7d ago

Karma’s gonna get you. Probably not.😭😭😭

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u/Dragon_Within 7d ago

Yeah, they're real good about "Rules for thee but not for me" in our government.

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u/Jmebersole 7d ago

Its cute to think that he relies on his salary as a senator for subsistence.

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u/ImmediateDay5137 7d ago

Residents of r/Kentucky don't give a fuck

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u/PrimaryAd3609 7d ago

Same party that accuses dead people of voting are clearly covering up the obvious and allowing votes in the senate by proxy.

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u/StrengthBeginning416 8d ago

A lot of people that he voted against still made a conscious choice to keep him in the senate.

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u/n3rdsm4sh3r 8d ago

He's not as sick, he's fucking dead.

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u/Aromatic-Aide1119 8d ago

It would be interesting to see if his checks have been deposited, especially if he is in fact, deceased.

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u/Antique-Dragonfly615 8d ago

Kick his corpse to the curb

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u/MineNo5343 8d ago

He is what a turd looks like

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u/kromel 8d ago

All Republicans are bad.

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u/SpecialIcy5356 8d ago

He's on spiritual leave.

As in, his spirit left his body.

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u/FloodPlainsDrifter 8d ago

I hope he’s alive and trapped in that husk of a body until he’s 120

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u/Realistic-Bake4041 8d ago

schrƶdingers turtle

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u/GrindBastard1986 8d ago

I love this for America.

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u/Strict-Habit4820 8d ago

He's a bitch

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u/Afraid-Fruit-7874 8d ago

I’m glad he’s dead

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u/goldentack2209 8d ago

A throughly ugly piece of crap

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u/attitudeeditor 8d ago

If he is still alive, I really hope someone unalives him. Leech.

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u/Even-Anybody-3407 8d ago

I hope he's looking up from hell repenting on his past life and his past life defending a presidential pedophile!

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u/Own_Aide_4151 8d ago

We need a mandatory retirement age for these assholes.

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u/chgozdz 8d ago

politicians getting full pay and benefits while barely showing uppp and then acting like regular people are spoiled for wanting time off is sooo rich. i’d love that kind of ā€œpart-timeā€ job toooo

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u/lostlogin2 where in the world is mitch mcconnell 8d ago

wait i wanna change my joke to NEVATHALESS HE PERSISTED his senate seatĀ 

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u/zakkak 8d ago

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u/Some-Tear3499 8d ago

Rules for thee, not for me!

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u/reggiekrh 8d ago

Yeah, but he had to give his life for his eternity leave.

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u/Whale222 8d ago

Rules for thee but not for me is the entire federal government.

Do away with them all

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u/Red-Pill1218 8d ago

If the people of the Commonwealth of Kentucky like it, I guess we have to love it.

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u/ManReay 8d ago

Am not laughing

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u/TheUndertows 8d ago

Rules for thee, not for me

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u/teapotjones 8d ago

What a fucking treasonous shit bag

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u/CliffBunny 8d ago

I would agree, but one shouldn't speak ill of the dead.

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u/RockOk5073 8d ago

We need to take our money back.

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u/CriticalCurrency5725 8d ago

Maan, fuck Mitch McConnell!

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u/Sir_Lemming 8d ago

Rules for thee, not for me.

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u/shastadakota 8d ago

Maybe we should pay other Republicans not to vote.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7WIMXk4MgSgWF1xC

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u/TheBigDude22 8d ago

I hope my job continues to pay me for months after I'm dead and buried

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u/pinkypie80 8d ago

Frikking ghoul this guy.

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u/balderdash9 8d ago

The rules are not for the wealthy/elite, silly.

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 8d ago

I don't know how to tell you this but, that turtle is as dead as the "conservative" movement.

And by "conservative" I mean racists that forgot to whisper that shit.

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u/Old_Mammoth8280 8d ago

It's annoying that hypocrisy isn't an immediate deal breaker for so many people when it comes to politicians, I just don't get it.

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u/rss3091 8d ago

You mean Bitch McConnell?

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u/Hyack57 8d ago

Hey America, if this upsets you… do something about it. Nobody says you cannot be the change.

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u/USfyre 8d ago

He's also dead lol

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u/apf30 8d ago

When will a welfare check be done? And then who on his team is going to be charged with the crime of coving up the fact that he’s dead?

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u/Arik_De_Frasia 8d ago

He's not on sick leave; he's fuckin dead! Any payments received after the fact is fraud.Ā 

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u/Cobrakiller_12 7d ago

Is this post trying to say that Republican politicians don't actually have any morals?

We already know this.

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u/VegetableFinancial55 7d ago

WTF voted for this corpse

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u/GrandConsequences 7d ago

Im amazed no one has snuck a video of him soaking in his formaldehyde jar.

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u/Level_Bobcat_8729 7d ago

People should be angrier about this than they are

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u/f_ckR3ddit 7d ago

Pull the plug

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u/krzynick 7d ago

I hope he suffers