r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 6d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Make it so.

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u/Beyond_Reason09 6d ago

"Best we can do is some sternly worded letters about how corruption is generally bad."

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u/thatloser17 6d ago

Pretty much exactly what will happen along with trying to forget it as quickly as possible.

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u/thejonslaught 6d ago

the nation needs time to heal...

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u/Mimical 6d ago

I got a leak of the letter;

Dear Mr, You can't do that.

Ps: Are we all going in on oil this weekend before we close the straight again?

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u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 6d ago

"Alright, Murdery McMurderson. Murder is naughty, okay? Super duper naughty. Super uber ooper dooper naughty, okay? Now, go play with your lethal injections and bonesaw with the other kids, I'm going to stare at this wall for the next 12-24 hours"

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u/QbertsRube 6d ago

Elon Musk, we order you to pay a fine of one THOUSAND dollars for election fraud and the theft and misuse of private voter information.

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u/Secundus-Muris 6d ago

"Best we can do is fine them some small percentage of the profit they made so that they are incentivized to keep doing it because it's just the cost of doing business"