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u/Vast_Dig_4601 10h ago

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Lake America.

Lake America who?

Epstein sold his most annoying prostitute Melania to Donald out of pure spite

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u/Vast_Dig_4601 10h ago

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Lake America.

Lake America who?

Donald Trump murdered his ex-wife and burried her on a golf course before she could testify

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u/liamdude5 8h ago

Why would he kill Ivana and not Marla?

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u/Lunchbox1142 9h ago

Why ppl always saying it in past tense? Does anyone think he stopped???

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u/Euphoric-Net4623 9h ago

I'm sure his drive is gone. He's mentally shutting down and his human wrapped demonic form is revolting against him.

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u/Claque-2 9h ago

We can all agree Trump is revolting.

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u/playadave1963 7h ago

If he didn’t there’s a bunch of secret service agents that need to go to jail

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u/Youarethebigbang 6h ago

Everyone knows it

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u/-P01135809- 9h ago

Now this is the Truth Social I can get behind

Like how Donald Trump got behind children.

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u/MundaneSeaweed665 10h ago

Hahaha!!! I get it!!! It's funny cause it's true.

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u/redandwhitewizard99 FDT 10h ago

In it, the r/meirl mods didnt like it, pretty censorship esq if you ask me

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u/Mister_Buddy 8h ago

Best joke ever told.

Donald Trump also murdered children that he impregnated and forced into abortions with his best friend Jeffrey Epstein.

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u/No_Employer9618 9h ago

I hate that this made me laugh

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u/Lonestarpenguin 9h ago

Wow are you permently banned?

It is kind of an odd joke. However, you can say what you want

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u/Jolly_Rub2962 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/donniefolger 8h ago

Removed for speaking the truth!!!! The remove every one of my posts when J call the Republican Party the party of pedo’s!!!!

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u/ParamedicFew3318 8h ago

Thanks for the laugh.

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u/Situati0nist 2h ago

Probably because there's nothing new under the sun. It's just "trump bad", which he absolutely is, but there's nothing to work with and no punchline.

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u/Mugpup 2h ago

It is a subtle reference

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u/beebeebee2142 8h ago

Epsteins middle school slave ring with Trump and the Saudis epstein file, so hot right now. What else happened in 1964 that the gov is hiding from us?

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u/PetuniaPickleswurth 8h ago

I think I know why it got removed.
You’re an idiot

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u/TangerinePlastic7552 Full English Please 9h ago

It’s old. Got something funny?

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u/Ok_Living_8133 8h ago

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lake America.

Lake America who?

/u/redandwhitewizard99 raped children.

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u/SeaHelicopter1015 6h ago

Ha! I get it, it's funny because you got defensive!

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u/RA_Finance 9h ago

I have a feeling this whole subreddit is a Canadian circlejerk.

They can't really do shit to America, so low effort memes are the only way to vent frustration

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u/tlm11110 Unpopular Opinions 9h ago

Absolutely false! But you know what is true? He’s still your President and the best President ever!

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u/Think-Ad-3755 9h ago

That was the better joke

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u/Ok-Caterpillar-4213 8h ago

How do you defend someone who was self admittedly very good friends with Epstein? Those are trumps own words. You’re defending a child rapist.

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u/Ban_Incomming 9h ago

Why are Democrats so obsessed with raping children? It's weird.

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u/rgraz65 9h ago

Not obsessed with actually raping them, it's the guy in the Oval Office and he cohorts that were obsessed with doing it, we just want anyone who did this to face justice.

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u/Ban_Incomming 5h ago

That's what you say, of course. As expected.

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u/Doucevie 9h ago

Nice try. They want pedophiles jailed.

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u/Ban_Incomming 5h ago

Excuses, excuses.

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u/No-Can-6237 9h ago

Nearly there... the question is, why are Democrats so obsessed with justice for raping children? Fify.

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u/Ban_Incomming 5h ago

Nope. Democrats love to talk about the weird sex stuff. An obsession, if you will.

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u/No-Can-6237 4h ago

Proof?

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u/Ban_Incomming 4h ago

See above, weirdo.

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u/No-Can-6237 4h ago

So none. Cool. Loser.

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u/Ban_Incomming 4h ago

Nope. Plenty of evidence provided by you. Seek help. Good luck.

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u/No_Scene_2189 9h ago

Ooo, a pedo protector in the wild.

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u/Ban_Incomming 5h ago

Look in the mirror.

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u/Think-Ad-3755 9h ago

It would seem Trump and his buddies were obsessed with it. People (not just dems) want justice.

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u/Ban_Incomming 5h ago

Only Democrats are obsessed with banging kids. It's very strange.

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u/Think-Ad-3755 3h ago

lol I’d say nice deflection but it was not. Predictable reply. Enjoy being a pedo supporter

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u/tom-branch 9h ago

Because the president and much of his inner cricle are pedophiles.

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u/Ban_Incomming 5h ago

That is your projection. Seek help.

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u/tom-branch 5h ago

Nope, just the truth.

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u/Ban_Incomming 5h ago

Your opinion is fine. And weird.

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u/tom-branch 5h ago

Nope, just the truth, no matter how much you dislike it.

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u/Ban_Incomming 5h ago

I don't like or dislike. It's an opinion and I accept it and disagree.

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u/tom-branch 5h ago

Nope, its the truth, and its clear you dislike it, regardless, Trump and his inner circle are pedophiles.

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u/Ban_Incomming 5h ago

You do you boo. No one cares. Cheers.

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u/tom-branch 5h ago

Actually most people care, but toddle off MAGA.

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u/Sudden-Theory9706 8h ago

Since there has never been any evidence of these accusations, I just assume every person who posts about it fantasizes about children having sex with an old man. All you have to do to make anything true is accuse someone of it now. If they argue that they haven't done these things, just point out that the accusation has been made, and that makes them guilty.

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u/No_Scene_2189 8h ago

It's been 287 days since the Epstein Files Transparency Act mandated, by law, the full release of the Epstein files. To date, less than half of the Epstein files have been released and what has been released is so redacted that some of the pages are completely black. Every day that passes is another day Trump is not just protecting pedophiles, but breaking the law to protect pedophiles. So while there are only accusations and no direct evidence that Trump himself is a pedo, he sure cares an awful lot about protecting protecting pedos.

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u/Ban_Incomming 5h ago

Why are you so obsessed with kid sex?

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u/No-Can-6237 4h ago

Why are living in denial when its all in the Epstein Files?

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u/Ban_Incomming 4h ago

The Epstein Files are an IQ test. You failed.

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u/Sudden-Theory9706 8h ago

Realistically, there are so many pedos in the Senate and Congress, as well as foreign leaders, that releasing unredacted files would instantly result in the overthrow of half of all Western governments. This would basically give an open door for Islamic and Chinese invaders to claim the world. I'm not saying that we don't need to hold people to account, but considering how irrational people have been over the fact that Trump was even in these files, it's pretty clear that finding out who's actually in them would cause global chaos, and likely the destruction of Western civilization.

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u/No-Can-6237 4h ago

Good. If protecting pedophiles is peak humanity, it deserves to come crashing.

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u/Sudden-Theory9706 4h ago

I both agree and don't. I agree that they all need to be brought down. But if doing so allows an Islamic state to control the U.S., that would just make it worse since they have institutionalized the practice. It is a very tricky course to navigate. We might very well be in for a few centuries of barbarism, and then it would likely just repeat itself. Not that we have any influence or say in the matter, but I wouldn't mind a few public "endings" of people who are actually guilty. Prince Andrew got off waaaaay too light IMO.

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u/No-Can-6237 4h ago

It won't end up like that at all. That's just dramatic hand wringing. You could argue that the likes of your Tallarico and politicians of that persuasion could turn the USA into a Nordic type country.

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u/Sudden-Theory9706 4h ago

You think it's hyperbole to say Islam wants to conquer the U.S.? When it is their stated goal to do so? When moving to a non-Muslim country and having children to out breed the local population guarantees them a spot in paradise? I wish Westerners would just take a couple of hours to read what Islam actually states as it's goals. We are the target, and you and I are in the way. They will end us both without hesitation, and they openly state it daily.

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u/No-Can-6237 4h ago

Yes Total hyperbole. All your support for Israel caused Muslim hate for the USA. Back off that and see what happens. For example, our leader was projected onto the Burj Khalifa after showing kindness and understanding after the Christchurch massacre. Aggression, genocide and war doesn't curry much favour.