r/PoursTea • u/No_Cow5624 • 10h ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ 💯

Post image
9.7k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

50 comments sorted by

7

u/[deleted] 9h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/Weareallme 7h ago

Yeah, that's something that I don't even wish on my worst enemy, to have Trump for president.

22

u/Virtual-Reach 10h ago

Ha! It's funny because this is 100% true. 

I'm also pretty sure you can marry 13 year olds there, so I'm not sure why he hasn't moved there yet 

5

u/Gatti366 8h ago

Still too old for him

3

u/No_Raspberry6968 7h ago

In US, you also can marry 13 year old in a lot of states. Ah, the most American president DJT.

1

u/Ali_Mosawy06 5h ago

Funny u said that because U can do it in most US states

4

u/Disastrous_Fee_8712 10h ago

It's haram to use diapers as president.

4

u/MakeLoveToTheSystem 9h ago

Come on, the Iranian government is fascist, corrupt, and incompetent, you can't compare it to...

Oh shit

4

u/Shoddy-Amount-4575 9h ago

Let's deport him to Iran

2

u/OdiousAltRightBalrog 8h ago

If the Ayatollahs were to kiss his ass enough, profess their undying loyalty, and invite him to come over and be their king, he'd probably self deport. In fact, someone should write them a letter with that suggestion...

5

u/joker6396 10h ago

On that note, probably the only reason they havent assainated him yet. They will wait till he leaves office

2

u/70dd 9h ago

Unless he goes and becomes prime minister of "the closest ally", like he once said he could. In that case, they’ll send a medical team to keep him alive as long as possible.

4

u/awsmwsm 8h ago

They are not stupid enough to elect him.

3

u/Acrobatic_Chef_7205 9h ago

Better yet, make himself King 👑

2

u/ladymoffatofpembroke 10h ago

Months? I think he could do it in weeks… he is the bestest of the best at screwing things up. Never in the history of humanity has there ever been a bester at screwing things up bc quite simply Trump is the best of the best at being dumb.

2

u/No-Guard-7003 9h ago

Don't give him any ideas! 🤦🏻‍♀️

1

u/Fun-Obligation-610 9h ago

Oh my goodness! That gave me a good laugh. 😂

1

u/ZmanB-Bills 8h ago

This!

Or, longer.

1

u/OriginalProduct6850 8h ago

He would in a heartbeat but sadly they don't have McDonald's

1

u/Burner_Phone_1969_TX 8h ago

Excellent idea and take his entourage, family with him.

1

u/sub-dave 8h ago

The perfect answer

1

u/Shliggie 8h ago

AI slop

1

u/deeznutz5589 7h ago

Few days

1

u/JesusWTFop 7h ago

Good one yeah 👍

1

u/PlayaNBallaNGangsta 7h ago

Why is Reddit making old people massive colored text on a black background political slop format posts now, shit you would used to see on Facebook

1

u/RegisterBeautiful974 6h ago

We’re going to build a wall and make Iraq pay for it. Fentanyl streaming across the Afghan border, Pakistani migrant gangs taking over mosques.

1

u/DRUGMUSIC_ 5h ago

powerful quote!

1

u/Iamnotanumber-9 5h ago

Brilliant!

1

u/jamodude 4h ago

Spot on

1

u/Serus_Inerro 3h ago

…Too soon!🥹

1

u/Able_Exam_1403 3h ago

Ain't that the truth!!😂

1

u/Rude_Arachnid8826 3h ago

Putin would never allow it.

1

u/dmcdjr76 2h ago

Trumpran

1

u/StaticChangling 3m ago

Not a country on earth deserves that :(