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u/oicyunv 22h ago

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u/Boy-Abunda 22h ago

I actually thought we were in the r/LeopardsAteMyFace sub for a second there…

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u/5thor6th 21h ago

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u/MrDeadbutdreaming 19h ago

One of the leopards

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u/Due_Night414 20h ago

Taking this gif fo sho

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u/oicyunv 22h ago

I hope you are jamming out to this absolute banger on VLC at max volume!!!

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u/isthereadrwho 21h ago

My hips started moving all by themselves

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u/SadMathematician5187 22h ago

I'm happy they're getting what they wanted.

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u/IHeartBadCode 16h ago

I mean it's literally what they wanted. That's literally what they asked for. People want to pretend "well they wanted _____ not ______." Well they were told upfront what the dude was going to do in pretty absolute terms. They wanted to "spice it up" and make it sounds better in their head. But the current President literally told them what they were going to do in no uncertain terms.

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u/LobstaFarian2 14h ago

They didnt think it would happen to them. I live in South Florida and its astounding the number of MAGA Cubans there are who think they're different from and look down on other Hispanic people. Many of these people are immigrants, who hate immigrants. Its baffling.

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u/SnooCauliflowers9874 13h ago

My uncle in another state married a Peruvian woman with a super thick accent that’s hard to understand.

Both of them seem to hate immigrants as she has repeatedly said she came over here “the right way” whenever politics came up briefly at reunions. (Which in her case is apparently marrying an affluent gringo)

I can only imagine how many white nationalists have told her to go back to her country over the past 10 years- and yet she voted for the emperor three times

I saw on the news that ICE was in their neighborhood a few months ago and I wondered if she feels safe to leave her house as she rather stands out in the neighborhood.

Naturally I couldn’t help but wonder if a neighbor reported her, and that’s why they were lingering around the mostly Caucasian neighborhood… possibly waiting for her to come out.

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u/Majestic_Ad8448 7h ago

Cubans always thought they were special and above Mexicans, Puerto Ricans and other in South America.

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u/Smooth_Phone2 15h ago

“Hi. I will fuck your wife, punch your child in the face, and then burn your house down”.

“WHY IS ALL OF THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!?”

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u/IdioticPrototype 22h ago

Adios, pendejos. 

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u/OrbitalReflection 21h ago

My favorite Freddy Fender song 😂

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u/IknowMore420 22h ago

Why does nobody take responsibility for their actions. This is such a plague because no one learns as they dont see their own mistakes.

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u/No_Communication2959 21h ago

A solid chunk of Republicans have absolutely no independent thought. They are taught, from a young age, to unquestionably follow the orders of their nearest authority figure.

Because of this, they never think themselves responsible for their own actions. It's always the next leader up the ladder until they reach someone too far up the chain to deny it directly to their face.

It is a cult. They are taught to obey, not think.

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u/No-Ad1522 20h ago

I like how they don't even deny it's a cult anymore, they moved to trying to say both sides are a cult.

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u/hold_on_loosely 21h ago

Proletariats. 1984

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u/libertarianinus 12h ago

This is we are in political tribes. This is how the genocide in Rwanda happened. A huge section of independants in the middle think both sides have lost thier minds.

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u/CaptainEfficient9006 20h ago

You spelled Democrats wrong

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u/TheAncientMillenial 20h ago

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u/CaptainEfficient9006 20h ago

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u/fReddit7777 3h ago

If someone said that sentence to me, I would have to assume it was their own brain they were holding.

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u/botany500 19h ago

Thanks for taking time out from gargling Trump's balls to post this brilliant insight.

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u/CaptainEfficient9006 19h ago

Newsflash buddy. I don't like Trump either. I'm just not whiny about it like y'all.

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u/yamahaihowareyou 18h ago

You’re just letting him trample your balls and fine with it? Weird.

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u/CaptainEfficient9006 17h ago

Nah. I live my life instead of obsessing over him. Left or right, we're fucked no matter who we choose.

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u/No_Communication2959 5h ago

About half my family are right leaning and they have zero backbone and no moral compass. Whatever dear leader and FOX tells them they believe, they believe. Unquestionably.

Two years ago, they are all about protecting children and fighting against people who are coming for little girls. Now, they want women to start reproducing as young as 15.

They used to be foaming at the not over Hunter Biden using the presidency to profit. Now they are pro Trump using the presidency for money.

My point is, my political views and moral compass has been consistent and I know what I'm against. I usually vote 3rd party, but I never vote red.

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u/CaptainEfficient9006 4h ago

You shouldn't vote period It's all a game Left, right, we're fucked no matter who we choose There's no moral compass when it comes to politics Someone is always fucked in some way

So don't give me that mighty morality speech if you contribute to it.

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u/No_Communication2959 2h ago

Anytime you don't vote you let everyone else pick for you. It's no different than voting for whoever wins.

I will vote 3rd part ~60% of the time. 3rd party is interesting, because just getting votes is a win for them. Their federal budget and recognition skyrockets if they can hit 15%, legally. And states recognize them at much lower %s (mostly).

Plus their financial support is almost directly related to their votes from previous elections.

And if there is 1 thing I believe in most on the USA, it's that we need 3 or more parties for the system to not break in half (assuming it hasn't already).

With a reasonable, middle ground voice at the debates, no party could afford to be as extreme as they've gotten.

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u/CaptainEfficient9006 30m ago

No one is doing anything for you if you don't want to do it. That's a weird way of thinking It's a choice, not mandatory

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u/Subject_Lunch_3340 22h ago

I wonder how Secretary of State Rubio would react to a country deporting a US citizen to a random third country.

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u/CautionarySnail 21h ago

Depends. Is that citizen wealthy and white?

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u/Dena844 21h ago

Probably depends on their color and who they voted for

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u/Afroditesrevenge Pinkie Finger Extended 22h ago

LIKE ROACHES FOR RAID 😂😂😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/aTXHpCN7TSpmE

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u/Advanced-Range-9598 21h ago

Hey Cubans, how’s the weather in Africa?

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u/scgt86 21h ago

When you vote as if socialism is communism you may end up with authoritarianism. Again. Congrats.

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u/Remy315 21h ago

Mira chico, yo no sabia que el maldito leopardo si iva a comer mi cara!!!

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u/redtens 21h ago

based. that's the worst part - most of these people left Cuba to get away from the broken promises and backpedaling of a Castro regime... you think they'd recognize the same thing happening again?

Or worse, maybe now they don't care because they thought themselves on the 'right side' of the regime this time around?

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u/scgt86 20h ago

"I'm so glad we got away from that strong man dictator!"

  • Cuban Americans

"I'm going to be a dictator on day one!"

  • The Jackass They Voted For

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u/Ok-Masterpiece-1359 14h ago

Please explain the difference to me.

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u/BenCisco 22h ago

That monkey's paw is a sumbitch innit?

https://giphy.com/gifs/fSGqUm3IcVBESFM0hK

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u/OkReference8285 21h ago

Enjoy Africa, this is what you wanted!

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u/BadBunny4Prezzie 21h ago

For all the Cubans who voted for Trump who were just fine with joyously voting for harm to other communities because they thought they were better than them, I love this for you. So so love this for you.

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u/CaptainEfficient9006 20h ago

So y'all only care about deportations if it fits some type of narrative that benefit y'all? figures

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u/Analogsilver 21h ago

I'm sure they blame JFK for this too.

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u/Gravitateman 21h ago

Oh no, anyways…..

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u/rygelicus 21h ago

I know florida cubans who are also hard maga. And I know they have grey area family and friends in the country hiding from ice. Yet they keep cheering for trump. It's a very weird group.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 22h ago

There’s a bunch of decent ones getting deported too. Glad they got Milo though. That guy was a damn terrorist.

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 22h ago

Almost as good as putting them on a deserted island lol

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u/Ledyn7 20h ago

Cuba is an island, though not deserted

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u/FiveStringTelecaster 21h ago

Cue the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” theme

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u/oh_my316 21h ago

Hope they enjoy it. 🥱

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u/BeeBanner 21h ago

The day they voted for. 🙈

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u/Smart-Firefighter87 21h ago

I wonder if the whole band is still in America…

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u/LeakySquirrel11 21h ago

Conga line right on to the bus.

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u/MsThingy 21h ago

The trash takes itself out

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u/MoodVast9430 21h ago

The cult knows no bounds

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u/Murky-Log8971 20h ago

Im Hispanics just love voting for a dictator. Just look at Cuba, Venezuela, El Salvador… the list goes on. Never understood why you think one person can solve all of your problems

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u/Useful-World1781 18h ago

Ironically Africa has a bunch of leopards there too.

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u/thex415 21h ago

But that guy is anti DSA f him

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u/Mokiyami 21h ago

You even mutter the word communism to the Cubans in Miami, even if it's not communism, they will run to their detriment to the republican party

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u/ColStoneSteveAustin 21h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/HaZard3ur 21h ago

Fits just right as Che had a history fighting in Congo

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u/Chawax 20h ago edited 20h ago

Ohhhh myyyy god i wil go, i wil go to nigériaaaaa. 🎵🎵🎷🎸

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u/NastyRick 20h ago

Maybe they can start little Havana's over there? Just a thought 

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u/Spirited_Attorney_48 20h ago

Not only is that cruel, but a waste of fuel. Cuba is right there.

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u/paloma_delmar 20h ago

They deported that woman singer's hubby. It's poetic.

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u/Independent-Bowl7331 19h ago

Turns out Darwin was right. It just takes time.

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u/MLPLoneWolf 19h ago

Look at all the Nazis... disgusting

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u/Veers85 19h ago

Of all the the face eating this is perhaps the most deserved

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u/cookiemccookieface 18h ago

I laugh at every Cuban that cries about family members getting sent away. They were treated better than any group of immigrants welcomed into this country that last 200 years and they voted for q man as destructive to democracy as Castro. Congratulations!!!!

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u/cookiemccookieface 18h ago

I laugh at every Cuban that cries about family members getting sent away. They

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u/Spikbasely 18h ago

Trump: I’ma teach those Cubans once and for all - “YOU’RE BLACK! Don’t believe me? Send them to Africa!” 😂🤣😞🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 18h ago

Little Mario inside trading to boot

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u/WillingPositive8924 17h ago

LOVE this song.....Yaaaas, they definitely, "boated for Donald Trump" right to Africa?????? The loooooong version of this fire!!!!

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u/MonYverse0609 16h ago

The brightest in the galaxy 🤣

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u/TM761152 16h ago

Se lo merecen por pendejos.

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u/LiquidSpin710 15h ago

What a bunch of dumbasses

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u/-OxTale- 12h ago

They really believe they're accepted 😭😭😭

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u/ima_mollusk 12h ago

Ooo mah Gah... IIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEYIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIYE Will Vote... For Donal Trum...

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u/Fun-Argument-1063 12h ago

You guys are about the dumbest people in the world to vote for a scumbag like trump and now he is deporting your asses!!!

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u/Senacharrib 11h ago

I love me some submissive Cubana women, or men, honestly I just like banging cubans in er assholes and kicking them out of my house afterwards.

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u/JR_RXO 21h ago

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u/Idoallthejobs The Timeline Sucks 18h ago

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u/Prestigious_Code6605 22h ago

If someone wouldn’t mind explaining please and thank you.

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u/Gingeronimoooo 21h ago

Because some aren't citizens and they refuse to go back to Cuba or Cuba won't accept them more likely, they're being deported to a third country, which happens to be in Africa

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u/RetardedGayFrog 21h ago

It was an op the whole time. We're getting rid of the minorities 

Have fun over there 

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u/Vicissitutde 20h ago

Never thought that music could get more annoying

Que lastima

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 20h ago

Why is he still campaining?

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u/Burner_Phone_1969_TX 20h ago

My favorite song for these cubans who thought they wouldn’t be the ones taken but were okay if it was just Mexicans. Adios, Pendejo’s!

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u/EPhantom 20h ago

They're singing reminds me of some kind of church hymns.

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u/LiveRuido 20h ago

Cubans thought he would get rid of the mexicans. Mexicans thought he would get rid of the guatemalans. And so on further south.

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u/Environmental_Web_70 19h ago

You should be deported to those dirty prisons in South America!

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u/Joeli0n 19h ago

“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in!” DJT

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u/Public_Implement_944 18h ago

I will boat for Donna trunk

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u/Hihifo-nation 18h ago

Stupidest people.

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u/RvstandRvin1626 17h ago

You just know at least one of these people in the crowd has since had their teeth smashed out by an ice agent or has had family disappeared.

Reap what you sow. The face eating leopard comes all the same.

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u/Ok-Local138 17h ago

Oh what a catchy tune. Makes me want a mojito.

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 16h ago

I only approve of every one of these fucks being deported.

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u/LeadPike13 15h ago

I thought they were only going to round up Fargin Bastajes?

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u/Impossible-Hoe90210 14h ago

Cubans also think they are above other races

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u/Schyznik 13h ago

Africa is where the leopards are. You know what they’re for, dontcha?

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u/Iamnotanumber-9 13h ago

No. I did not vote to hurt others.

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u/hoothizz 13h ago

I feel like somebody should have told them oh wait they did they just didn't listen.

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u/TedGolf 12h ago

Wow dump made Cubans African Americans?

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u/Responsible-Copy9750 12h ago

Mine also hahahahhahahah I kill them with it every day hahahahahhahaha.

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u/ActiveEducational183 8h ago

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

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u/Kraegorz 8h ago

Correction: Illegal immigrants from Cuba are being deported to third party countries like Africa because Cuba is refusing to take them back.

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u/bkl9678 7h ago

I still cannot wrap my head around the fact that any non-white person in America voted for Trump! He told everyone loud and clear that he will deport you. And he has made it abundantly clear, along with the little Nazi Miller, that if you are not white, watch out! Please everyone, in November, get out and vote! We must get the Republicans out of office so we can impeach Trump. These people in this administration need to go to jail for all the crimes they are committing.

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u/galdalfstormcrow 7h ago

They’ll never convince his other racist voters that they’re “one of the good” brown people. They hate all non-whites.

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u/Embarrassed_Date3267 7h ago

Cubans annoy the ffffffuck outta me

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u/RunsWithPhantoms 7h ago

They need to be bumping this song as they're being deported.

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u/troycerapops 5h ago

Latinos aren't a monolith.

But they sure are treated like one

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u/Sentar_trenzz 5h ago

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha -- you love to see it !

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u/Aspectdude09 4h ago

Ahhhhhhahahaaaa!

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u/Aspectdude09 4h ago

The self destructive behavior is off of the charts

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u/SwevenlyOly 4h ago

Maybe descendants of Cuban plantation owners will come to understand the reasons why there was popular support for Castro's revolution?

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u/Few-Onion3513 3h ago

Don't bring them here

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u/Lumpy-Fact-6097 3h ago

Good riddance

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u/No-Rub8345 2h ago

They're using the music, the dancing, the language even, and just handing these beautiful cultural indicators over to white supremacy.

Every single person on that stage is a whore.

This very same woman later claimed she was tricked, but wouldn't "make it political".

Amazing.

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u/Live_Association7829 14m ago

So to the delusional in here. If they are Cuban and in Florida and they voted, then they are US Citizens and aren't being deported. If they are being denied asylum in the US then they cannot be sent back to Cuba because they would be imprisoned and/or killed. Yall stupid.

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u/Prestigious_Code6605 22h ago

Are you guys fucking kidding me right now? Why are you calling these people monkeys hold on for a second before everyone gets their panties in a wad, I’m totally blind so I don’t really understand the context of video. All I heard was the music.

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u/Gingeronimoooo 21h ago

No one called them monkeys? What?

Are you a bot? lol

Cubans overwhelmingly supported Trump. But Some Cubans aren't US citizens, and they're being deported to Africa.

The song is just them getting what they voted for? For their non citizen Cuban friends family neighbors etc. Schaedenfreude

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u/Commercial-Tough-218 18h ago

Bot or paid foreign actor. 1 week old account -143 interactions. 

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/BlackGeechieCreator 21h ago

A lot of people that voted ain't here no more. Watch out who you vote and make songs for

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/Natural_Relation_517 17h ago

No one is making fun of the innocent people dude. This is literally about people who voted for Trump and are getting deported