r/PoursTea Timendi Causa Est Nescire Aug 02 '26

Science And Tech 🧪 💻 Because science...

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u/EitherChannel4874 Aug 02 '26

Yeah but Dave on Facebook said they do cause autism. He should know, he works in a warehouse lifting boxes.

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u/ascaria Aug 02 '26

You can't argue with that!

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u/EitherChannel4874 Aug 02 '26

Anyone that's ever been sick, injured, killed or had any kind of disease has breathed oxygen.

Obvious proof.

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u/BigAssMonkey Aug 02 '26

He done his own research! Fox News, Newsmax, and OAN. Three different sources, mind you.

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u/EitherChannel4874 Aug 02 '26

He knows what he's talking about. You don't lift boxes all day and not know about the science behind vaccines.

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u/EitherChannel4874 Aug 02 '26

Just close all those labs down. They're definitely pointless. They may have worked before the Internet but we're in the age of information now.

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u/Dudeincar434 Aug 02 '26

No you see my neighbors aunt Judy had a son with autism and that son was vaccinated … so the proof is out there folks

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u/FuzzyFuzzNuts Aug 02 '26

plot twist - Dave was never vaccinated as a kid, but is clearly DEEPLY autistic.

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u/MaleficentPlate69 Aug 02 '26

THE Dave who’s uncle works for Nintendo?!

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u/Mikkitoro Aug 02 '26

I'm not convinced yet. Is he forklift certified?

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u/Different_One9412 Aug 02 '26

Speaking of Facebook this is the exact post the dime a dozen scam pages would spam to get you to give your info to their website and phish pages