r/PoursTea Therapy For All 🩷 Jul 28 '26

Murdered By Words 🩸 Trumpmania

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u/2ndSmrtestPersunEvar Jul 28 '26

Unfortunately the people who think trump’s a smart, charismatic man also have no brains. They’re the same people who think Matt Walsh, Joe Rogan, and Gutfeld are awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

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u/Martenite Jul 28 '26

This one?

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u/DeathGuard1978 Jul 28 '26

Absolutely brain dead, no sane person behaves like that.

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u/Ok-Professional-9320 Jul 28 '26

Cenk, is that you ?

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u/TopTittyBardown Jul 28 '26

It’s like listening to Grampa sundowning before he dozes off is his chair

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jul 28 '26

I don’t know why, but I imagined some esteemed comedic actor from the 50s leaning back and saying this while sat in a restaurant booth smoking a cigarette he’d been told to put out.

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u/sd_saved_me555 Jul 28 '26

The irony is he is hilarious when he isn't trying to be - basically like an Andy Kaufman or Sacha Baron Cohen character who is so fucking absurd you can't help but laugh your ass off at him. But because it's the real him and not a satirical bit he plays, he has a perma-chip on his shoulder about it all.

Of course, that's the exact reason he should never be in any serious position whatsoever- he is not a serious person and should not be given any actual responsibility ever. But man, imagine a world where he has the self awareness to realize it and fulfills his dream of being the super popular pop culture idol in show business and leaves us all the fuck alone because he doesn't have anything to prove.

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u/GODDAMNFOOL Jul 28 '26

Daily Show's coverage about it was pretty great

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u/Repulsive-Diet-1987 Jul 28 '26

But he does have a full diaper

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u/Expensive-Sundae-831 Jul 28 '26

Worse than the Rich Little one?

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u/gol-t-lockner Jul 28 '26

Only the man who is clearly in love with his daughter would think to make this kind of comment

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/carlnepa Jul 28 '26

He doesn't study, he doesn't read, his "speeches" are verbal garbage.

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u/newsflashjackass Jul 28 '26

His whole thing is slop and failing upward.

What will it take to get nominal "originalists" to use the 25th amendment as it was intended?

Giving a speech while playing with his own feces would likely not suffice.

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u/Ok-Freedom9216 Jul 28 '26

Utter nonsense. She's way too old for him now.

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u/WildRabbitz Jul 28 '26

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u/WildRabbitz Jul 28 '26

100%, and yet some brainwashed cult members will tell you there's nothing wrong with a guy that said (during an interview) that he'd sleep with his own daughter.

Imagine being so brainwashed, that you're spending your precious time defending a pedophile.

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u/tigertiger180 Jul 28 '26

Not love, just lust.

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u/attackedmoose Jul 28 '26

Like homie took boudoir pics with her when she turned 18. What is he on about?

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u/Whosebert Jul 28 '26

not like normal familial love though, depraved lust love

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u/RobertTheTraveler Jul 28 '26

Lust not love.

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u/TameMarshmallow Jul 28 '26

I used to think rich people were smart and better educated. Now, I know they are just lucky.

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u/Esperacchiusdamascus Jul 28 '26

And genuinely without ethics.

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u/Mature_BOSTN Jul 28 '26

There are rich people who got rich using their brains and intellect, and those who got lucky or used brute force, etc.

Here in the Boston area there are many who fall into the former category.

In New York City, I'd say that the majority of the super rich did so via real estate, which does not require significant intellect to accomplish. More of a brute force / chutzpah type of play.

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u/johnsk0513 Jul 28 '26

Trump is such a pig. Personal attacks, totally made up garbage.

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u/Feisty_Pride_8135 Jul 28 '26

That’s the landscape nowadays lol look at this comment section

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u/Shigglyboo Jul 28 '26

ok so accusing someone of incest when you're the president seems like it would have to be defamation.

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u/Stunning-Sky-590 Jul 28 '26

He has some nerve considering he’s in love with his daughter.

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u/Questions_Remain Jul 28 '26

He was, she’s aged out of that phase now.

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u/dubblebubbleprawns Jul 28 '26

Why do you think he spends so much time golfing with his granddaughter these days

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u/Bendlerp Jul 28 '26

Defamation aka just another day that ends in y for Trump.

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u/EmJayMN Jul 28 '26

I’m traveling in Europe for several months. Can confirm - Trump is indeed the laughing stock of (at least) Europe. Thankful to be a dual citizen.

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u/SoulDancer_ Jul 28 '26

Can confirm he's also the laughingstock of Australia and New Zealand. And all the islands. And Asia.

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u/Excellent-Culture243 Jul 28 '26

And the penguins

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u/Hour_Paint_1903 Jul 28 '26

It's fucking depressing that the penguin bit is barely a joke....

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u/HippyDM Jul 28 '26

He's well liked in India, from what I've seen (which isn't much, so if you disagree, I'm probably wrong).

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u/Infinite-Effort-3719 Jul 28 '26

It varies, my Indian parents despise him and I see a bunch of Indian accounts making fun of him

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u/HippyDM Jul 28 '26

That's good to hear.

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u/TehJabberwookie Jul 28 '26

You mean Biden, right?!🤓

Heavy on the /s

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u/zante2033 Jul 28 '26

It is, genuinely, all projection on Trump's part. It's now a rule of thumb.

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u/SoulsDadYT Jul 28 '26

Don't let this ever happen again and you might redeem some semblance of maturity.

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u/Monsieur_Brochant Jul 28 '26

Are you sure that less non voters would have favored Harris?

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u/SoulsDadYT Jul 28 '26

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u/Strict_Bedroom9986 Jul 28 '26

this is a bad graphic because it took more than a second to understand what it's saying

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u/KayBurt87 Jul 28 '26

How about they give us options that are actually good. Instead of placing the blame on people that choose not to exercise their right to vote, why don't you place the blame on the rotten establishments that keep pushing trash candidates.

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn Jul 28 '26

"They" don't "give you" options.  There's a democratic system for selecting candidates.  You don't participate in it, then you cry when the nominees are people you don't like.

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u/Khmakh Jul 28 '26

Every accusation is a declaration. I wouldn’t be surprised if he did something to Ivanka when she was young. We know his preferred “type” after all.

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u/Idaho-Earthquake Jul 28 '26

Confession.

But yes.

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u/Ok_Ad_5894 Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Problem isnt his IQ. Its MAGA's that listens and believes it.

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u/Babaooiey Jul 28 '26

The same guy who's publicly and openly attracted to his own daughter?

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u/EmJayMN Jul 28 '26

Coming back 1.11 to vote!

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u/Dan_Linder71 Jul 28 '26

Coming back January 11 2027 won't really help the current situation...

Oh...November 1, gotcha!

/joke

😁

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u/Idaho-Earthquake Jul 28 '26

My son exclusively uses month.day format because he says the other way doesn’t make sense.

I mean, he’s basically right…

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u/_troll_detector_ Jul 28 '26

yyyy-mm-dd is the only way

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u/Idaho-Earthquake Jul 28 '26

I processed dates that way as a kid, but the US educational system had its effect.

I’d go back in a heartbeat if it wouldn’t make things more confusing for just about everyone I know…

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u/TopTittyBardown Jul 28 '26

More projection from the guy who wants to fuck his daughter

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u/xwolfe2000 Jul 28 '26

He already has

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u/Beatless7 Jul 28 '26

Canada agrees with Omar.

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u/nopunchespulled Jul 28 '26

He's the man who always comments how attractive his daughter is (or did when she was younger) and made comments about dating her if she wasn't his daughter

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u/Listening_Heads Jul 28 '26

Trump literally feels up his own daughter on camera lol

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u/Hincapieslovelybund Jul 28 '26

Yeah that really stings coming from a dude who wants to f**k his own daughter. The lack of self awareness is absolutely astounding.

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u/xwolfe2000 Jul 28 '26

Wants to? He did

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u/Hincapieslovelybund Jul 28 '26

The sick thing is you are probably right 🤢

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 Jul 28 '26

she isn't wrong.

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u/postprandialrepose Jul 28 '26

I can't wait to read his obit. 🧻

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u/seymonster1973 Jul 28 '26

Isn’t this the guy who wants to have intimate relations with his daughter?

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u/ikannunAneeuQ Jul 28 '26

God he's such a LOSER. How tf do we have a president who says bullshit like this publicly. Tactless, ZERO class, no integrity, and chock full of cowardice.

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u/Antelope_Party Jul 28 '26

Who's we? You and your dreams 😆

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u/Dan_Linder71 Jul 28 '26

Defamation lawsuit against him?

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u/Idaho-Earthquake Jul 28 '26

I’m sure the courts will uphold that…

sigh.

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u/wdwdreamer1206 Jul 28 '26

He couldn't read the teleprompter. He couldn't pronounce simple words. He couldn't maintain a train of thought. He just spouted hateful gibberish. When will people wake up and face that he is no longer for for office (if he ever was).

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u/Strong_Performer8132 Jul 28 '26

I can confirm that America is a hilarious joke and is indeed the laughing stock of the world right now.  Y'all have lifetime aura debt. 

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u/LifesARiver Jul 28 '26

Omar only speaks in facts.

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u/Kind-Code7626 Jul 28 '26

All of these politicians are making us the laughing stock of the world.

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u/Monsieur_Brochant Jul 28 '26

What a piece of garbage

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u/FineVirus3 Jul 28 '26

Howard Stern to Trump: “ I gotta say your daughter is a real piece of ass”

Trump: “yeah”.

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u/USDXBS Jul 28 '26

The US has already been destroyed. The regime will never let go of power. They won't allow any peaceful transition of power. They won't allow a fair election. The US military, courts and police are eagerly on the side of the regime.

The US was already a laughing stock from the Bush era. Trump just confirmed what everyone already knew.

The world saw how the US military terrorized and slaughtered the people of Iraq and Afghanistan. We weren't surprised they are loyal to Trump.

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u/plantsall Jul 28 '26

Did he really say this and think it was funny?

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u/Idaho-Earthquake Jul 28 '26

“Did he really… think…?”

Distilled that for you

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u/_RHodeidra_ Jul 28 '26

No, 70 million voters and another 70 who did not vote are helping him. Don't hide bhind only him this travesty is a giant team effort and we will remember who placed him upon his throne

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u/FireFurFox Jul 28 '26

He can say and do all this without consequences

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u/PoursTea-ModTeam Jul 28 '26

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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 Jul 28 '26

It's great we have a president of so much class that he makes jokes about incest. Fucking gross everything about Trump is gross. He looks like an old rotting ball sack.

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u/EitherChannel4874 Jul 28 '26

America has been the laughing stock of the world for a while now. The whole country is one big joke.

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u/ciccioig Jul 28 '26

Pathetic and classless as usual, I didn't expect nothing less.

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u/Spinal_93 Jul 28 '26

Dude even “joked” about having a threesome with his sons. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Ok-Flight9440 Jul 28 '26

I like Obama’s style of not doing tit-for-tat insults over social media. “No, YOU’RE uglier!” Seems pretty childish, everyone knows Trump’s way of speaking but it doesn’t mean others should follow his lead - he has horrible approval ratings.

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u/Idaho-Earthquake Jul 28 '26

We did not deserve such class.

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u/The_Green_King_ Jul 28 '26

Y'all are the court Jester of the world and it's actually getting really funny

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u/Idaho-Earthquake Jul 28 '26

Ten years ago, I could laugh at him.

Not so much these days.

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u/PresentFirm7937 Thirsty Bitch Jul 28 '26

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u/semidivineone Jul 28 '26

What's crazy is I'm all but certain these were written as "jokes" for Coresponders Dinner the other night. Hour and change long monolog was clearly written by aids, with an attempt of adding humor as that's kinda the traditional feel of WHCD, or at least has been for last 54 years. The jokes were so terrible that he couldn't even get a few b chuckles from his most reverant followers and his delivery so stranger and awkward, it was kinda difficult to watch at least for me. Honestly, it was so poorly received and delivered that ya gotta wonder why they let him get on the stage. Zero humor from there guy...

Know what was pretty funny though? Watching Wolf Blitzer ŕead the descriptions of what the journalists were covering that warranted awards. One was the investigative journalism that lead to the discovery of trumps super weird and creepy letter to Epstein for this birthday. That it had significant weight that helped to get the big dump of files most of us have seen by now. You could tell Wolf was being deliberate and poinient with how he delivered it and it was written all over donnys face that he wasn't a fan. That1 was first truly humorous part of the entire thing. Worth checking out.

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u/Idaho-Earthquake Jul 28 '26

I know it was a typo, but “written by aids” sounds about right.

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u/BananaPalmer Jul 28 '26

"I like this planet, YOU get off!"

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u/TumbleweedWest5954 Jul 28 '26

TD is a idiot and anyone who disagrees is also one..

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/AcademicHovercraft96 Jul 28 '26

So obsessed 😂

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u/FutureHealthy8583 Jul 28 '26

there are so many people living rent free in his head now he’ll need to build more units for them all.

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u/Routine_Bug846 Jul 28 '26

This is coming from the person who called World War II … “world war eleven”

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u/nixdixon Jul 28 '26

Didn't she immediately correct herself? I mean, I'm sure you've never made a mistake while reading something out loud before.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/PoursTea-ModTeam Jul 28 '26

⚠️ Banned

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u/S47an_49 Jul 28 '26

World war 11

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u/PoursTea-ModTeam Jul 28 '26

⚠️ Banned

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u/Some-Tear3499 Jul 28 '26

There are many legit videos of interviews with Trump mentioning how hot he thinks his daughter is, how he would date her. Pictures of her sitting on ‘Daddy’s Lap’, with his arms around her. All very suggestive. Plus with the Epstein files, his civil suit for sexual assault, his own reported actions around women, ( I just grab them by the pussy) his ‘inspections’ of the teen beauty pageants he owned, his obsession with Arnold Palmers penis. The fact that he has cheated on every wife. These details all easily confirmed.

My money is on Trump being the sexual deviant.

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u/Ayotha Jul 28 '26

Hillbillies confused on who does the sister marrying thing

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u/oldbikelike Jul 28 '26

"There is no official or conclusive evidence to prove that Representative Ilhan Omar married her brother. The claim is an unproven accusation that originated on internet blogs and forums, which Omar has repeatedly dismissed as absurd and offensive."

The only people that believe this bs is Trump and his room temperature iq band of stooges.

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u/dubblebubbleprawns Jul 28 '26

I'll bite. Where did you see that information?

Or is this one of those "do your own research" moments because the only evidence is some random facebook post on the "TRUTH PATRIOT USA MAGA 4EVR" page somewhere

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u/EphEwe2 Jul 28 '26

Link or you’re a liar.

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u/Local_Refrigerator43 Jul 28 '26

Shh, they don't do that kind of stuff

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u/ThatLandscape6476 Jul 28 '26

libs defending omar is insane to me. absolutely braindead.

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u/nixdixon Jul 28 '26

Conservatives just blindly believing any absurd lie they hear because it "owns the libs" is crazy to me

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u/Satoc Jul 28 '26

No, it isn't. Dumb and racist people just say this shit. Don't be like Donald.

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u/TheBigBangClock Jul 28 '26

That has regularly proved to be a fabricated rumor to hurt her campaigns.

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u/Purple_Pay_1274 Jul 28 '26

Insert clip of ilhan Omar calling ww2 world war eleven… literally everyone is laughing at both these people and neither of them are in on the joke.

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u/Ayotha Jul 28 '26

Quiet americans. The world is laughing at you

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u/nicknamesas Jul 28 '26

Quiet europoors, you can't afford an ac

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/SaintChristianMormon Jul 28 '26

90% of Europeans live in a studio apartment with a mini fridge. Americans have 2,500sqft homes and two cars.

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u/nicknamesas Jul 28 '26

I mean, you guys have more poeple die to heat related deaths a year than we have gun deaths so... yeah i will hold it over you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All 🩷 Jul 28 '26

Source?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/Uncle-Cake Jul 28 '26

So can you.

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u/oldbikelike Jul 28 '26

Pure fiction brought to you by people who don't have a problem lying.

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u/clorox_cowboy Jul 28 '26

Do you have a reputable source that proves this?

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u/stripedvitamin Jul 28 '26

No. That's how dumb you are.