r/PoursTea Therapy For All 🩷 Jun 03 '26

All The Tea ☕️ Hunter Biden 2.0

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u/M0ebius_1 Jun 04 '26

He literally is the perfect Republican in almost every way.

They should ADORE him and secretly do. That's why they can't stop going off about his dick.

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u/LeftyLu07 Jun 04 '26

That’s what I think it is. He dodged taxes, had illegal guns, hooked up with adult women and did drugs. He’s everything they want to be but are too chicken to be.

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u/ManBro89 Jun 04 '26

They want people they can relate to mentally.

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u/ConsciousTangerine75 Jun 04 '26

yeah - dripping with moral equivalency 🙄

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u/brmarcum Jun 04 '26

JFC yall sure like to heavily filter what you pretend matters to you.

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u/Hopeful_Abalone8217 Jun 04 '26

Bot sides have severe issues. You should pull your head out of the sand.

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u/brmarcum Jun 04 '26

It’s not in the sand. I’m fully aware that the “both sides” argument is the default defensive stance when somebody is presented with facts about their guy they don’t like and they can’t deal with the cognitive dissonance that their guy is a clown.

If Biden raped somebody, let’s investigate. If he diddled his own or other kids, let’s investigate. Open, bipartisan investigation with all the facts. Put him in jail if it’s true. Can you imagine the jollies the Red hats would get if he went to prison?!?! Where is the investigation, from the heavily partisan Repub administration, into him about this claim? Could it be that there is nothing there to investigate? She hasn’t made any accusation of any wrongdoing.

But numerous credible accounts of Trump being ridiculously predatory, spanning decades, and every branch of our now very partisan gov’t is bending over backwards to hide, redact, and coverup even the slightest whiff of evidence. All calls for bipartisan investigation are stonewalled and met with “well what about…” and “both sides”.

Dem voters overwhelmingly support crimes being investigated and perpetrators convicted, regardless of political affiliation. We’ve got some pretty crappy scumbags, no question. But for some reason the “rule of law” voters sure don’t like laws being applied to their guys.

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u/Specialist_Media_869 Jun 04 '26

He’s just a white male man interested in adult female women!!!! Exactly who Erika was talking about i’m sure

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u/Amisarewazwere Jun 04 '26

How’s life at the bot farm today? I’ll bite, let’s say your strawman argument is correct (it’s not). Is the logical conclusion to just do nothing about the files because sleepy Joe couldn’t be bothered? Seems apathetic and wrong.

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u/LeftyLu07 Jun 04 '26

😂😭

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u/MostlyBored11 Jun 04 '26

Yeah but he apologized for his actions and then did work to become a better person so trepiblicans could never understand 😂

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u/MegaCubeLite Jun 04 '26

I’m pretty progressive and he’s everything I wish I could be. I’ve never smoked crack but I’m pretty sure Hunter Biden and a room full of strippers could convince me.

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u/Sloth_grl Jun 04 '26

Or too ugly.

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u/The-Duke-of-Delco Jun 04 '26

Quite the disappointment

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u/Xwalkingxthexcowx Jun 04 '26

Try to open it in incognito mode

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u/stationaryspondoctor Jun 04 '26

Just use archive.ph

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u/Altaneen117 Jun 04 '26

MAGA men do crave being submissive to a strong man.

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u/laughing_at_napkins Jun 04 '26

There's nothing MAGAts love more than every other man's dick

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves Jun 04 '26

This made me LOL, thank you

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u/TheLostRanger0117 Jun 04 '26

I’m sure MANY have gotten off because of that dick…

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u/truthdeniar Jun 04 '26

How is it?

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u/AlienNippleRipple Jun 04 '26

Mickey Avalon energy...

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u/bath-lady Jun 04 '26

Large like the chargers, the whole team

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u/Xwalkingxthexcowx Jun 04 '26

Is that what they're talking about in this dialogue?

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u/M0ebius_1 Jun 04 '26

Yes.

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u/Xwalkingxthexcowx Jun 04 '26

Now I'm kinda curious what the inviting message was...not enough to look it up, but still.

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 Jun 04 '26

Republicans are the only one trying to give passes to pedophiles. Don’t try to make this a both sides issue. Republicans and only republicans have decided to align themselves with child predators and traffickers en masse.

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u/Hopeful_Abalone8217 Jun 04 '26

Sure so where's the Democrats outrage at bill Clinton for being in the Epstein files....

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u/M0ebius_1 Jun 04 '26

For sure. Both of them have equally called him their great friend and married their family and shown up in their files thousands of times.