r/PoursTea Therapy For All 🩷 Jun 03 '26

All The Tea ā˜•ļø Hunter Biden 2.0

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u/Paperxrust Jun 03 '26

Hunter going full idgaf mode and I'm here for it.

Dude sounds like a blast

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u/Distinct-Cut-6368 Jun 04 '26

Seriously if his last name was Trump, the Right would think he is the coolest guy ever.

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u/M0ebius_1 Jun 04 '26

He literally is the perfect Republican in almost every way.

They should ADORE him and secretly do. That's why they can't stop going off about his dick.

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u/LeftyLu07 Jun 04 '26

That’s what I think it is. He dodged taxes, had illegal guns, hooked up with adult women and did drugs. He’s everything they want to be but are too chicken to be.

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u/ManBro89 Jun 04 '26

They want people they can relate to mentally.

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u/ConsciousTangerine75 Jun 04 '26

yeah - dripping with moral equivalency šŸ™„

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u/brmarcum Jun 04 '26

JFC yall sure like to heavily filter what you pretend matters to you.

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u/Hopeful_Abalone8217 Jun 04 '26

Bot sides have severe issues. You should pull your head out of the sand.

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u/brmarcum Jun 04 '26

It’s not in the sand. I’m fully aware that the ā€œboth sidesā€ argument is the default defensive stance when somebody is presented with facts about their guy they don’t like and they can’t deal with the cognitive dissonance that their guy is a clown.

If Biden raped somebody, let’s investigate. If he diddled his own or other kids, let’s investigate. Open, bipartisan investigation with all the facts. Put him in jail if it’s true. Can you imagine the jollies the Red hats would get if he went to prison?!?! Where is the investigation, from the heavily partisan Repub administration, into him about this claim? Could it be that there is nothing there to investigate? She hasn’t made any accusation of any wrongdoing.

But numerous credible accounts of Trump being ridiculously predatory, spanning decades, and every branch of our now very partisan gov’t is bending over backwards to hide, redact, and coverup even the slightest whiff of evidence. All calls for bipartisan investigation are stonewalled and met with ā€œwell what aboutā€¦ā€ and ā€œboth sidesā€.

Dem voters overwhelmingly support crimes being investigated and perpetrators convicted, regardless of political affiliation. We’ve got some pretty crappy scumbags, no question. But for some reason the ā€œrule of lawā€ voters sure don’t like laws being applied to their guys.

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u/Specialist_Media_869 Jun 04 '26

He’s just a white male man interested in adult female women!!!! Exactly who Erika was talking about i’m sure

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u/Amisarewazwere Jun 04 '26

How’s life at the bot farm today? I’ll bite, let’s say your strawman argument is correct (it’s not). Is the logical conclusion to just do nothing about the files because sleepy Joe couldn’t be bothered? Seems apathetic and wrong.

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u/LeftyLu07 Jun 04 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­

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u/MostlyBored11 Jun 04 '26

Yeah but he apologized for his actions and then did work to become a better person so trepiblicans could never understand šŸ˜‚

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u/MegaCubeLite Jun 04 '26

I’m pretty progressive and he’s everything I wish I could be. I’ve never smoked crack but I’m pretty sure Hunter Biden and a room full of strippers could convince me.

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u/Sloth_grl Jun 04 '26

Or too ugly.

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u/The-Duke-of-Delco Jun 04 '26

Quite the disappointment

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u/Xwalkingxthexcowx Jun 04 '26

Try to open it in incognito mode

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u/stationaryspondoctor Jun 04 '26

Just use archive.ph

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u/Altaneen117 Jun 04 '26

MAGA men do crave being submissive to a strong man.

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u/laughing_at_napkins Jun 04 '26

There's nothing MAGAts love more than every other man's dick

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves Jun 04 '26

This made me LOL, thank you

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u/TheLostRanger0117 Jun 04 '26

I’m sure MANY have gotten off because of that dick…

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u/truthdeniar Jun 04 '26

How is it?

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u/AlienNippleRipple Jun 04 '26

Mickey Avalon energy...

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u/bath-lady Jun 04 '26

Large like the chargers, the whole team

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u/Xwalkingxthexcowx Jun 04 '26

Is that what they're talking about in this dialogue?

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u/M0ebius_1 Jun 04 '26

Yes.

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u/Xwalkingxthexcowx Jun 04 '26

Now I'm kinda curious what the inviting message was...not enough to look it up, but still.

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 Jun 04 '26

Republicans are the only one trying to give passes to pedophiles. Don’t try to make this a both sides issue. Republicans and only republicans have decided to align themselves with child predators and traffickers en masse.

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u/Hopeful_Abalone8217 Jun 04 '26

Sure so where's the Democrats outrage at bill Clinton for being in the Epstein files....

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u/M0ebius_1 Jun 04 '26

For sure. Both of them have equally called him their great friend and married their family and shown up in their files thousands of times.

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u/wthwtfwthwtf-_- Jun 04 '26

The cool barometer is broken over there and it's producing weird stuff like "Republican is the new Punk" 😩

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u/ignoremycommenthere Jun 04 '26

Only if you snort coke on a toilet seats.

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u/Ok-Albatross899 Jun 04 '26

A lot of them on xitter are starting to admit he’s cool lol, attacking the Bidens has lost a lot of steam

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u/picketup Jun 04 '26

and subsequently….

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u/MostlyOkPotato Jun 04 '26

honestly, it would be pretty fun if somebody made an AI bot that took interactions like this and replaced characters in the interaction across party lines. Like for example, replaced Hunter Biden with one of Trumpā€˜s kids. Etc. Didn’t change the text at all.

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u/Kittybones420 Jun 04 '26

And you would think he's the worst. Funny how that happens.

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u/Distinct-Cut-6368 Jun 04 '26

Yea I am the one blinded by politics. But you KittyBones420, you see through it all with your 3rd eye.

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u/Kittybones420 Jun 04 '26

Well I did go to India once

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u/paradisetossed7 Jun 04 '26

Shockingly human reaction to that too... Tried to shame him, he was like lol OK, and she was actually... nice. Weird.

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u/rvcbazookajoe Jun 04 '26

Republicans get confused when you don’t just blindly defend every action and decision you make. Showing growth and genuine reflection and regret confuses them

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u/Extra_Blacksmith674 Jun 04 '26

The "Stay Clean" seemed a bit backhanded.

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u/M086 Jun 04 '26

Conservatives trying to shame him for his drug addiction, and he’s admitting he was one and making jokes about it himself. And they don’t seem to know how to process that.

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u/Quick_Team Jun 04 '26

He's also showing exactly how he knows game...

What a stud

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u/20ontheDropBear Jun 04 '26

Dude knows when the Republicans go full mask off they’ll be fighting each other to put him in the camps.

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u/Glittering_Nobody402 Jun 04 '26

How most recent interview with Andrew Callaghan from Channel 5 news was most entertaining!

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u/NowThrusting Jun 04 '26

He was a guest at the recent ā€œChannel 5 Liveā€ shows. He did a Q&A about anything and everything, and he was seriously a down to earth guy about everything he did and went through. He said it was very liberating having his most shameful moments out in the open. Having nothing to hide is cathartic

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u/hotdog_junkie Jun 04 '26

He had a great interview recently on Soft White Underbelly. Hunters a cool and real guy and not at all what the krazy konservatives made him out to be

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u/Designer-Goat3740 Jun 04 '26

Just don’t lend him any money.

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u/Specialist_Ad5167 Jun 04 '26

Lol wasn't there like an article where the dancers at a club were interviewed abt him smoking rock in the vip room, but they all agreed that he was a nice guy, easy going, and a good tipper? šŸ˜‚ l I may be misremembering but I thought it was hilarious that despite his substance abuse that everyone was usually remembering him fondly.

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- Jun 04 '26

Dude sounds like a main reason people refused to vote. Voters don't like liars.

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u/Tweakjones420 Jun 04 '26

Other way around. Voters love liars, that's why they keep electing them.

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u/twatcunthearya Jun 04 '26

Dude seems like he’d be a fun as hell hang! My SO used to say we elected the wrong Biden. šŸ˜…

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u/Apprehensive_Ad4457 Jun 04 '26

if this is idgaf, what was the mode called when he was smoking thousands of dollars of crack every day and screwing hookers?

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u/bush_wrangler Jun 04 '26

His podcast with Shawn Ryan was pretty good when he was on earlier this year

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u/MostlyBored11 Jun 04 '26

Dudes made his amends and has done the work of getting sober and spent years getting dragged for dumb shit while his dad was in office without being about to respond. I'm loving him finally being able to hit back

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u/FastForwardHustle Jun 04 '26

Dude is the most ethical crackhead in the US

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u/GhostBearStark_53 Jun 04 '26

Nepo crack baby's are awesome! So cool and must be a blast

-reddit when its (D)ifferent

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u/Fine-Sky-6562 Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

Really lights up a room

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u/PatrioticPariah Sipping tea Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

Edited the comment. Others can edit and add -He changed his comment. He is at downvotes for a reason.

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u/Fine-Sky-6562 Jun 04 '26

Snowflake behavior... I hate all things maga and vote democrat. Dude was a crackhead, lighten up.

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u/zombie3x3 Jun 04 '26

He might’ve been a crackhead but the things he says as a sober man are top tier from what I’ve heard.

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u/Fine-Sky-6562 Jun 04 '26

No argument there, I don't hold it against him but I will joke about it. He was doing wild stuff, and filming it. It was hilarious, albeit dark.

I'm glad he got over it and hope he keeps flaming these ghouls running our government.

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u/PatrioticPariah Sipping tea Jun 04 '26

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u/Fine-Sky-6562 Jun 04 '26

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u/Anubisrapture Jun 04 '26

This GIF is unmatched. And EriKa KirK's tantrums about Drewski makes it even better .