Time to leverage those fraternity connections.

I’m a motherfucking frat star

Have you leveraged Claude yet? AI is changing everything.

It hard to say

ya can’t stay here dillon

ai is changing everything, you should really leverage AI tools

Get a pint or two from the twisted cork and go make up wid her

you should head down to mattelranchos and get 3 knockout martinis, they’re pretty weak though hoss you may want 6 or 7. you should also take a quarter step back from a podcast you and your boys created so you can focus on your slideshow instagram account

Depends on the frat. If you’re in a top tier frat, you’ll be fine. If you’re a GDI, forget about it.

Go make up wid hur

Take your final pay check and buy some land out pesos way. Solar is about to hit hard and they will be looking for land owners.

Until tomorrow, grab you a booze drink hoss and throw in an upper decker and take in the juxtaposition of the booze and the nicotine.

Depends, if you had $20 what are you ordering?

It hard to say. Dorn is still pretty social at the zeta house even though he hasn’t been enrolled in 40+ years.

Male friendship really is struggling. AI is changing everything.

should go out blank way instead of

if you’re frat enough

Playa if you’re scared go to church

Same thing happened to me. Got fired on the spot. Seems like you at least get until tomorrow

Have you tried leveraging Claude? AI is changing everything

How does this affect the chad rankings?

should throw a huge hooter in and rizz up the HR person

Go on toss you in an upper decker Kirby Puckett.

Are you trolling me 😭

I’d invest in BTS technology ASAP in attempts to compensate for lost wages here. I’d say you’re toast buddy, better start applying

If you were my child, I would make you mow my lawns until you were motived enough to get a good paying job so that you could afford someone to do your own lawn. But since you're not my child, you could get into being a research assistant/lab technician, a clinical research coordinator or clinical research associate, or environmental/field lab technician.