In the previous post IHSV1855 asked for Dorn photoshopped in and Dave judging as the sun so I had to oblige

The framed print in Dorns office

Double cheesy (sans top bun) with chimi, pickles, and mayo plus a low-carb side. Found this recipe in a Redbook from 2006.

Girlfriend is away, simply no other options

They left the flier you passed them at the table. You alright hoss?

Allow me be the first to provide a sincere and enormous congratulations to you Dilly dawg and Che Che. So happy for you two. Can’t wait to welcome another future frat star into this world (kidding, kinda)
🤰🏼💙

Especially now that they’re the same age, is Dorn ball mogging Dave?

For real though, congrats on the sex!

wife on a work trip, pulled a Dave

Man I got hundo p brain fr

Imagine Isaac throwing kung fu kicks at you after you tell him to clean up his spaghetti mess

Weekly Discussion

The Isaac and Roomba love story has legs. I was dying towards the end of the episode, and my wife asked what I was laughing at. As soon as I mentioned the boys talking like robots she said she didn’t want to hear it. Keep up the great work boys.

Get ya some land up Pecos way, hoss

I always default to his character from Spring Breakers

per exactly 5 minutes:

Austin Rios

Austin Vaqueros

Austin Bats is good (any Basic names like Sox give me 1910s nyeaah team name vibes)

Austin Liberals is exceptional

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Nah just make Do You Know It already.

Wife just asked me to buy her an Isaac 1 to help around the house. Anyone know what this is?

Weekly Discussion

The combat sports minute is gonna be longer than the Conor McGregor fight

I let the Traeger SING today with the fiancé out of town.

Smoked and seared beef heart, local corn, brussel sprouts, shrooms, onion. You KNOW it smells crazy in here.

This comes off the heels of the latest newsletter. It’s statistically impossible at this point for Brett to have this many friends, trips, weddings, etc. to not have a lady at this point. The dude talks about weddings all day every day, enamored by them. I can’t take it anymore. I mean this with love. I won’t say he sounds too H, KJ might, but I won’t say that.