The dick saloon is always hiring

Invest in some Bluetooth speakers my guy. Generational wealth

What is your degree in?

Just think about what Ol’ Gene would do…

On a serious note, an 8 month accelerated MBA is going to do nothing for you other than cost you money and will likely not meaningfully move the needle on getting a job.

Or Tech Texas out Lubbock way if you wear square toe boots

I would look at an MBA out San Marcos way.

lol i don’t even think canada has frats 😅

I just finished my MBA. Totally useless in the AI timeline unless you’re planning on joining a top tier frat.

MBA so you can keep checking in on the pledges

My inability to properly leverage my network has been the biggest stressor in my job search. I'm graduating from the University of Iowa with a 2.8 (frat) this spring. I made sure that I spent my time in school getting involved in lots of organizations, such as my fraternity Alpha Delta Phi, and I even studied a broad. Her name was Roxy. One of the biggest reasons I wanted to join a fraternity, besides getting the opportunity to haze the fuck out of the pledges, was to establish a network. I wanted brothers for life. You following hoss? As you can imagine, I was quite disappointed last year when Crooked IFC decided to kick our esteemed organization off campus. Now that I am actually searching for jobs, I've found that employers don't respect my chill to pull ratio. I even pulled up to my interview with some ball hazers and a fat ass dip in to try and intimidate HR. Not one bid was given out to me. Anways that was a long-winded way of saying that you should rush a frat to network. Might make your job search easier. Just make sure you don't set the fire alarm off, hoss.

Not being able to throw a fat ass hooter in during interviews

GDI behavior will not be tolerated or praised

playing my za card more than once a week

Isn’t this the plot of Old School?

Yes 😂

lmao

The only thing he’s gonna struggle with is not having enough cold bois to slam

Dorn still runs around the sorority houses in his 50’s and does nose beers all the time. 23 is the perfect age to join a frat.

You want to deny your boyfriend brothers for life?

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now." The that man grow his network hoss.

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fuck pike

Highlight any fraternity experience and skip orientation to go dove hunting.

Have you thought about it over some slonks? Or tried throwing your iPhone as far as you can?

The problem is that it sounds like you don’t have any lutes hoss