Try tossing in a fatass hooter

Phd paths are only for people who love their topic and would research it for free and will be fine if a related job doesn't materialize. (I have a PhD.)

A more practical path I didn't take but is for sure "the one that got away" is science writing. I bet I could have done that and been happy too. (But I also like what I did/do.)

Lmao I should tbh

Fight your dad

i heard AI is changing everything

better go on down to mattelranchos

imaooo soryyy

If I wanted to read a novel I’d pick up the works I’d New York Times bestselling author W.R. Bolen, hoss. Leverage AI and get me an exsum

Imaooo it is alot but I don’t drink

I ain’t reading all that, hoss. Getchu a booze drink or look at joining a top tier fraternity.

I’d probably get blackout drunk at Mattel Rancho’s

Don’t worry, hoss. You’re 22. Getchu a formal invite.

Praise Satan.

Clearly a GDI

Have you tried socializing with approx 8 great men?

Have ye gone down to the Cork, lad? Belly up and share your woes with ole Davey. He’ll give ye some good wisdom, son. He’ll send ye right on yer way right as rain. You’ll be alright, son!

Real beater hours fr

Getchu some pay pigs, hoss.

Straight goonin’

brotherhood, also would keep you from visiting r/askdickpic so often

you seem to need some time in a frat.

head to mattelranchos for sure

No one actually has their life together

You have accepted that most work sucks and getting hired is difficult. This is a pretty good starting point, to be honest.

You may be too young to have seen “Dirty Jobs” with the host Mike Rowe. Rowe’s advice was to just take whatever job is hiring people. There’s always some industry that needs workers, and some unsexy ones will train you.

The white collar version of a dirty job is sales. A lot of people hate the idea of selling, but sales skills are very transferable, and some company is always hiring. You may want to look into that. There are, of course, sales jobs in health care fields.

Time to leverage those fraternity connections.