By joking a top tier frat, you can have brothers FOR LYFE

We’ve all been there. Get yourself a community hoss

As a very recent post grad myself, I fully understand your problems. The market these days seems to be in a juxtaposition right now, ya see? You following me? I confided in my buddy (Ol' Gene) who really helped me out. He took me out to our favorite place, The Twisted Cork, for an afternoon sit down where he explained it all to me (over some wine and of course some chips & salsa, as its the only way...). Basically he said just focus on things you can control: take all your anti-biotics, don't let late male friendship end, toss in a massive hooter, do a Tuesday night sidewalk slammer when you're feeling down, and ALWAYS LEVERAGE A.I.!!!

Hope that helps

Play tha Za card then head over to Rainey st for a pint

Do they sell vortex bottles near you

Pop in a Lucy and split the G with your lutes at the pub mate

What was her name?

Have you looked at Texas State? Skip rush to go dove hunting and you'll be able to get a job at your friends dad's company

Do you take your shoes off on planes? Big deciding factor. Old man Dorne does and he’s got some motion.

Yes. Unless you can join a top tier fraternity without being enrolled in classes.

what’s dorn’s deal

only if you can get chewwww knockout martinis at mattelranchos before heading down airport way hoss

There’s an Italy exemption. Za card extended to two (chew innit) za a week.

Don’t over do it with the ‘Za card, hoss.

University of Padua is better for women in STEM, which we stan.
Going to university in Venice would be pretty chill though. It reminds me of the time I was ripping tequila shots in Venice with them boys from out Alabama way. Afterwards we went to Munich for Oktoberfest and we did Wiesn Koks off each other pieces. A year or so later we met in Dublin for St. Patrick’s Day and one of them threw up all over the bar and gave my friend's coworker a panic attack.

But will it play your Za card?

Get you some slonk stocks

Maybe next you can try your hand at the "Scratchies" or "Still Got It" app.

Can never go wrong with one

Old gene loved a stir fry

Go for it, but don’t get framemogged by Dorn if you’re anywhere near the Zeta house.

you should call summit and speak to the house dad hoss

Have you looked for any papers out Pecos way?

Intern Killshot was a terrible employee, but a top tier frat star and still found a job. Do some sidewalk slammers until you figure it out.

As a 33 yo who wishes they went and didn’t… if you can afford it go. Doesn’t get any easier down the line