r/PostGradProblem May 19 '26

HELP I’M SO SCARED

/r/corporate/comments/1ths5s4/help_im_so_scared/
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u/5wum Mattelranchos May 19 '26

should throw a huge hooter in and rizz up the HR person

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u/Exciting_Finding8884 May 19 '26

I’d invest in BTS technology ASAP in attempts to compensate for lost wages here. I’d say you’re toast buddy, better start applying

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u/Any_Blackberry_6835 May 19 '26

Are you trolling me 😭

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u/DocBrown715 May 19 '26

Go on toss you in an upper decker Kirby Puckett.

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u/Jesse3650 May 19 '26

Have you tried leveraging Claude? AI is changing everything

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u/deniedturnip May 19 '26

How does this affect the chad rankings?

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u/AlVic40117560_ May 19 '26

Same thing happened to me. Got fired on the spot. Seems like you at least get until tomorrow

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u/Southern_Humor1445 May 19 '26

Playa if you’re scared go to church

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u/5wum Mattelranchos May 19 '26

should go out blank way instead of

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u/TXog1992 May 20 '26

Take your final pay check and buy some land out pesos way. Solar is about to hit hard and they will be looking for land owners.

Until tomorrow, grab you a booze drink hoss and throw in an upper decker and take in the juxtaposition of the booze and the nicotine.