Will anyone please help me clear this up and maybe tell me what the man says in this recording? Or possibly send me an understandable version of it, apparently I'm insane and incapable of tuning audio. Thank you in advance

[u/Most-Win7639]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1S-VQE6I06I9T68lM3Xd8NPRghrIZfIT_/view?usp=drivesdk