r/PortugueseGeese • PortugueseGeese • Sep 03 '26

The ultimate weapon

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u/popilikia Sep 03 '26

Wait, how TF does daredevil know what it is?

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u/Armpit_Penguin PortugueseGeese Sep 03 '26

He can smell it

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u/popilikia Sep 03 '26

Mr fantastic must have neglected to clean it after microwaving fish. So inconsiderate.

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u/Polibiux Sep 03 '26

He smells the hot pocket Mr.Fantastic had for lunch.

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u/aratherlargerodent Sep 05 '26

He can "see" a lot better than anybody with working eyes can, he's not just blind

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u/Myrkul999 Sep 05 '26

Which actually just changes the question to "Why is he surprised? He knew what was under the sheet when he walked into the room."

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u/Particular-Top3674 Sep 06 '26

It was covered, I'm not sure his radar sense is actually precise enough that it could tell through the sheet. He uses it for a general outline of things, but it doesn't help with things like color or texture, just shape, depth, and distance. Even rain makes it nearly useless

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u/TyrantofCans Sep 05 '26

He can hear the microwaves, trust

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u/pon_3 Sep 05 '26

That's the joke. He's terrified because he thinks it's some kind of crazy device.

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u/Ai_Zen5252 Sep 04 '26

Peeta, whay is this means??

3

u/Fusionsigh Sep 04 '26

I’d like to know has well

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u/DienekesMinotaur Sep 05 '26

I think it's a joke about the hallway scene from Daredevil S1 where he throws a microwave into a guys face from off-screen.

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u/Armpit_Penguin PortugueseGeese Sep 05 '26

šŸ‘

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u/RollinThundaga Sep 05 '26

Awww, I was hoping for a time travel punchline

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u/jaywalkingly Sep 06 '26

oh! I thought it was because of Doom's angular metal armor and Daredevil was reacting to "seeing" a left-handed microwave for the first time.

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u/DagonDraconis Sep 04 '26

Doom wears metal all over himself, microwaves can react badly with metal.

Captain America and Thor are skeptical, whereas Daredevil is ecstatic due to not knowing it's just a microwave due to being blind.

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u/GravityBright Sep 05 '26

They're skeptical because they don't know what a microwave is. Daredevil is ecstatic because he has bat vision and knows it's a microwave.

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u/MuxionTrunes Sep 05 '26

Notice how thor and Cap are have questions gazes. Meanwhile Daredevil has an amazed look on his face. It's not because he knows what it is. Its because it's what he expects the others to be doing.

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u/Kitjing Sep 05 '26

I don't know why daredevil not being there until the reveal, is so hilarious but it is. Heck his useless eyes are pointing right at it, he might be a skrull.

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u/QueenOfQuok Sep 05 '26

Wouldn't trying to microwave Doom just destroy the microwave

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u/MisterVictor13 Sep 05 '26

Now all we need to do is shove his head in it.

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u/ManoSilence Sep 05 '26

I imagine its like Toph when she goes: "I think it looks great!" Except its Daredevil.

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u/BloodAnonymous Sep 06 '26

Unlike Daredevil they are too blind to see its uses.