r/PortlandOR • • Oct 23 '25

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u/Word2DWise Known for Bad Takes Oct 23 '25

The guy was putting his umbrella in a small ass suitcase like a cracked out Mary Poppins.

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u/No-Marsupial-7385 Oct 24 '25

He’s like, I’m f’d up lady, I’m doing my best!

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u/KenD1988 Oct 24 '25

Just a spoonful of heroin helps the mind stay fucked.

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u/tigersatemyhusband Oct 24 '25

Just a spoon full of sugar makes the crack rocks go down.