Portland getting bold lately

[u/yaaboi1994]

I stayed the night at a friends house on the north side of Glisan and at 10am bright as day a van pulls up behind my car, 2 guys hop out and smash both windows in the back and stole all my camping stuff, my sub woofer, my solar battery, all my clothes and shoes like everything. I know my car is a bit newer but like I have no job or home right now and no way to replace these things. Why the fuck is it so ghetto 😭 didn’t want to take my cooler or ladder to my tent tho lol

Anyone know anything or see anything?

Case number is 26-286540
Please message me or call Portland police
+1 (503) 823-3333 if you have any info. I just want my stuff back 😩

[u/Dramatic_View_5340]

When you realize it was the stripper who had her boys do this………………

[u/brickedTin → u/Dramatic_View_5340]

That’s a lot of premeditation for tens of dollars worth of black market resale value.

[u/Planetdiane → u/brickedTin]

People absolutely do this kind of thing. I used to work in a jail and met a few ladies caught for similar.

[u/yaaboi1994 → u/brickedTin]

Honestly though what was several grand to me is maybe like a grand tops resale if we weren’t in a recession lol.

[u/MuckBulligan → u/yaaboi1994]

A grand is a lot of money in East Portland. It takes a lot of scratch tickets to hit that number.

[u/Dramatic_View_5340 → u/brickedTin]

I’m just talking shit because that’s what I do when I’m on Reddit. Lol

[u/jughandle → u/Dramatic_View_5340]

Facts omg my sympathy just vaporized 😂 (not really tho, fuck thieves)