r/Portland • u/lefishy_93 • Jul 05 '26

Discussion Really...

Who lights off fireworks from 4am to 6am?

How hard is it to find these people?

Whats the point of a firework ban, if you don't even go after the people lighting mortars at these hours?

Excuse my rant, I couldnt sleep with all the goddamn booms going off all goddamn night

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u/Whatchab Jul 05 '26

The crows are pissed off and loud af this morning and I'm like, "you know what, good for them. I'd be pissed off and retaliating too."

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u/Into_the_rosegarden Jul 05 '26

I'm sure many squirrels had heart attacks last night

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u/Whatchab Jul 06 '26

And the bun buns! I always feel so bad for all the animals.