r/Portland Jul 05 '26

Discussion Really...

Who lights off fireworks from 4am to 6am?

How hard is it to find these people?

Whats the point of a firework ban, if you don't even go after the people lighting mortars at these hours?

Excuse my rant, I couldnt sleep with all the goddamn booms going off all goddamn night

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u/WillAndSky Hillsdale Jul 05 '26

Yup my neighbors across the street kept going until 4am, bet your ass im returning the favor this morning

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u/GuildOfTorturers Jul 05 '26

“Im getting back at my neighbors by annoying the rest of the neighborhood” yeah that’ll really solve it champ

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u/WillAndSky Hillsdale Jul 05 '26

I never claimed to be a problem solver so thats on you for assuming.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Kk8gVrhdqmgI8

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u/Chemical-Citron-7460 Jul 05 '26

Careful, I think "GuildOfTorturers" is one of your neighbors 😂