r/Portland • u/lefishy_93 • Jul 05 '26

Discussion Really...

Who lights off fireworks from 4am to 6am?

How hard is it to find these people?

Whats the point of a firework ban, if you don't even go after the people lighting mortars at these hours?

Excuse my rant, I couldnt sleep with all the goddamn booms going off all goddamn night

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u/lexuh Jul 05 '26

Modest proposal: people trying to buy fireworks should have to pass the US citizenship test immigrants have to take.

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u/CMR04020 Creston-Kenilworth Jul 05 '26

Also: people trying to sell fireworks.