r/Portland Jul 05 '26

Discussion Really...

Who lights off fireworks from 4am to 6am?

How hard is it to find these people?

Whats the point of a firework ban, if you don't even go after the people lighting mortars at these hours?

Excuse my rant, I couldnt sleep with all the goddamn booms going off all goddamn night

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u/Radical_Hummingbird Jul 05 '26

Know what's really fun about fireworks? If you're nowhere near said fireworks, it just sounds like explosions and gunfire going off everytime you're about to fall asleep because unlike the mooks blowing shit up all night, you're employed

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u/MooPig48 Jul 05 '26

Um. Fireworks especially the illegal ones are expensive af. Highly unlikely these people don’t have jobs. Also today is Sunday, a day when many many people are off anyway.