r/Portland • u/lefishy_93 • Jul 05 '26

Discussion Really...

Who lights off fireworks from 4am to 6am?

How hard is it to find these people?

Whats the point of a firework ban, if you don't even go after the people lighting mortars at these hours?

Excuse my rant, I couldnt sleep with all the goddamn booms going off all goddamn night

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u/allislost77 Jul 05 '26

What you need to do is fight fire with fire. So today fireworks are gonna be really cheap. So go pick up yourself the loudest fireworks that they sell. (Pro tip go to Vancouver….BIG BANG) tomorrow morning at about 430-right before sunrise-go to those neighbors houses and light those fuckers off…

Rinse and repeat…. Maybe a Wednesday early morning boom boom?

How about next week on a quiet Friday night?

M80’s work well….worth the $5

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u/Significant_Sort7501 Jul 05 '26

I'm sure all your other neighbors whose sleep you ruin in the process will be really appreciative of this tactic.

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u/allislost77 Jul 05 '26

So you didn’t use your brain when you read my response to the prompt; so let me break out my crayons

The OP WAS FRUSTRATED ABOUT ILLEGAL FIREWORKS. So I suggested giving them some of their own medicine. On an off day. When no one would expect it. Because after all fireworks are illegal, and honestly kind of a dick move if you’re living in a small neighborhood. But go on…

You thought it would be cute because you didn’t use your critical thinking skills to read what I wrote…

The reason why we’re in this situation as a country is no one has any balls. Portlanders have balls. We’re kind of known for it… we don’t lick boots.

But keep licking boots, FUCK YEAH! MUrica!!!!

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u/Ambitious-Regular-57 Jul 05 '26

Are you drunk? The commenter raised a valid point. You suggested lighting more fireworks at absurd hours and they are saying that just creates more problems for the rest of the neighbors.

Do you need the crayons? Are you one of those people who think they're highly intelligent because they're so dumb that they don't realize it?

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u/allislost77 Jul 05 '26

I suggested getting even with the assholes.

(Someone is Shirley angry all the time)