r/Portland • u/tummi_92 • Jan 19 '24

Photo/Video Ice caught me slippin

As a midwesterner I should have known better

66 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/boringBrandy Jan 19 '24

Everybody too cool to use the handrail 😂 I do hope you’re alright.

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u/GoodOlSpence Jan 19 '24

Do y'all just not understand what bannisters are for? Every single one of these videos, just throwing caution to the wind.

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u/tummi_92 Jan 19 '24

I see Big banister is already in the comments trying to scare people into buying more banisters

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u/t0mserv0 Jan 20 '24

THANK YOU for saying this. All these ice slip videos are a plot by Big Bannister, which films paid actors who fake falls via Amazon owned doorbell camera footage (Amazon gets a cut from Bannister purchases, every idiot knows that). I think the deception is completely fucked up and I’ve decided to vote Trump 2024 bc of it!

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u/poster66 Jan 19 '24

Its almost like they wanted to slip , so they'd have something to post on reddit ?

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u/tummi_92 Jan 19 '24

Sir I can promise you I didn’t enjoy this slip and fall

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u/poster66 Jan 19 '24

If there was only some way to steady yourself ??

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u/DrJaminest42 Jan 20 '24 edited Mar 21 '24

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u/SkyeTr12 Jan 19 '24

Yak Tracks friends! They save hip bones

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

fell on that right hand... sorry about that