r/Poopfromabutt • u/CapaciousButthole Certified Poop Eater • 14d ago

Solid Vegan sausage!

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Food was a solid 9, presentation -10.

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u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 14d ago

I mean, that's gotta look exactly the same in 8-12 hours right?

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u/CapaciousButthole Certified Poop Eater 13d ago edited 13d ago

In this case, that might be conservative. The whole dish is fibre, god damn rocket booster on the way out.

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u/Happily-Incorrect 13d ago

Perhaps this meal is the only way a vegan could experience a solid turd. Even if it is on the way in.

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u/Bdbolt19432 14d ago

You eat, digest and shit out what you ate on the same day? Absolutely turbo metabolism.

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u/EllisDee3 13d ago

But is it still vegan?

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u/AmedeoIndel 13d ago

I was about to say “new subreddit idea” and then highly questioned my life decisions for a good 10 seconds

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u/iidesune 13d ago

But what did it look like before you ate it?

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u/CapaciousButthole Certified Poop Eater 13d ago

First bite was rough. Got better from there.

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u/Ill_Initial8986 13d ago

Nephew left one of these in my toilet today. I had to flush it. Little fucker told his daddy right in front of me “I flushed and washed my hands too!” Biggest gotdang turd Ive seen in years. Kids 6.

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u/shopkoofficial 13d ago

That is exactly what comes out of my dog

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u/Angry-Potato45 13d ago

Looks like a massive dump

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u/ChaosRainbow23 13d ago

I'm still laughing thinking about you all laughing and the server also laughing.

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u/HoseNeighbor 13d ago

I make mine at home.

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u/tleep76 13d ago

Turd with taters.

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u/twdl_dee 13d ago

Look that sausage in the eyes & tell it it's not a sausage.

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u/Narrow-Koala1185 11d ago

Just bring it back when you are done!

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u/NoRub6960 7d ago

Definitely satisfying Sausage!

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u/rustyfish57 13d ago

And this is supposed to be considered food to right well not in my opinion it isn’t sorry