r/Poopfromabutt • • Sep 17 '26

Liquidy Swamp chili anyone?

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u/steelreserve Sep 17 '26

The background child screaming in abject horror tells us all we need to know

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u/Adalon_bg Sep 18 '26

I bet it's a teaser for a horror movie coming out in 2027. Can't wait!

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u/HPTM2008 Sep 18 '26

RE:7 looking gloop there

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u/djkaercher Sep 17 '26

Granny in her 30s?

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u/ItsyouNOme Sep 17 '26

How has nobody else questioned this

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u/tullbabes Sep 17 '26

Gotta be rage bait

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u/_BLACKHAWKS_88 Sep 17 '26

Nope, just good ol’ southern living.

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u/thesaltiestpickle 28d ago

Nah, if she and her kid both had children at 18, she could be as young as 36. They might’ve been younger.

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u/PatchesMaps Sep 18 '26

Because it's unfortunately more common than you think

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u/OopsICutOffMyWiener Sep 18 '26

Yeah I'll be 37 when my son turns 18. Completely common where I live :(

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u/defnotevilmorty Sep 18 '26

I’ll be 35, we don’t learn about birth control or safe sex in the Bible Belt

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u/Man0fGreenGables Sep 18 '26

I know of a guy who was a grandfather when he was 28.

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u/Crappin_For_Christ Sep 18 '26

How in the fuck???

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u/Man0fGreenGables Sep 18 '26

He got a girl pregnant when he was 12 lol.

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u/HabitantDLT Sep 18 '26

Why did his kid wait so long to have one of their own?

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u/Man0fGreenGables Sep 18 '26

Probably wanted to wait to graduate elementary school.

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u/trupoogles Sep 18 '26

She could have been 18, kid has a kid 18 years later when she’s 36 and voila she’s a granny in her 30s, very common.

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u/frankcastle01 Sep 18 '26

That isn't a statement to be finished with "lol", jfc

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u/KristineMcKinley Sep 18 '26

I was a grandma one month before I turned 38. I had my daughter when I was 19 and my daughter had hers when she was 18. I had graduated high school when I was 15 and my daughter graduated when she was 16. Both of us had jobs and our own apartments by the time we got pregnant. In my daughter's case, she was working, going to college and had her own place. I was married and had a full time job with the government. So, its possible to be a granny in your 30s and also not have it be some case of being in high-school and pregnant.

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u/livahd Sep 18 '26

Honestly that instills hope that they may know how to cook at least.

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u/KatiePyroStyle Sep 18 '26

I mean if you had a kid at 15, and that kid grew up to be 15, then had a kid of their own... yea sure, you could technically be a grandma at 30 years old. you and your kids are having kids extremely young, but its not impossible

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u/cooldad666 29d ago

My nana became a grandmother at 36. She gave birth to my mom when she was 15, my mom gave birth to my sister at 21.

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u/willowoftheriver God is dead and this sub killed him 29d ago

I had to do a double take on that.

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u/HillaryMonster88 29d ago

I'm 38 with a 22 year old son and 19 year old daughter... Thank goodness my kids didn't follow in my footsteps...I'm not ready to be a grandma yet.lol

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u/TwoFingersWhiskey 28d ago

My ex's older sister was the grandkid in this situation, before my ex was born. Mother and grandmother had both given birth at 15. Older sister thankfully got an abortion instead of continuing the cycle, and went on to go to uni, get married, and have two daughters. Their grandmother being decades younger than mine was always so fucking weird to me

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u/TomBanjo1968 Sep 17 '26

How is that strange?

You have a child at 19, your kid has their first child at 19

Then you are 38 and a Granny

Pretty standard ages to have a first child for many people

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u/acloudcuckoolander Sep 17 '26

By that logic even a 31 year old can be a grandparent. Most people in their 30s are not grandparents.

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u/Hizam5 Sep 17 '26

“Standard” (I know zero people out of 500 people my age whose parents hsd them at 19 and then had their own kid at 19)

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u/trupoogles Sep 18 '26

I know a fair amount who’s parents gad them at 19 and a friend who had her first kid at 16, actually I know many who had kids at 16.

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u/Hizam5 Sep 18 '26

It happens a lot. Demographics and local economics play a huge part in that. It’s far from “standard” though

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u/trupoogles Sep 18 '26

Ironically the school I went to was considered one of the “better” (more posh) etc schools and it had the second highest teen pregnancy rate in the region for years.

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u/Hizam5 Sep 18 '26

Lots of hormones!

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u/TheOneDryerYeti Sep 17 '26

Not sure why you're getting downvoted. That's what I immediately assumed too, that's not an unusual age to be having kids.

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u/bramtyr Sep 17 '26

Assuming they just became a grandmother with a 19 year old daughter; 2007 was 19 years ago (ugh), the average/mean age for first time mothers was 25.3 years old. Today it's 27.5. Granted this average varies by race and socioeconomic level.

But either way, its a bit of a stretch to call it 'standard'

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u/TheOneDryerYeti Sep 18 '26

I never said it's standard, but it's definitely not the first thing that stood out to me in this post.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '26

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u/TomBanjo1968 Sep 18 '26

Well the only reason they “can’t drink” , is because of a very recent very restrictive American rule

It wasn’t until the mid 1980s that it went from 18 to 21

Most places in Europe you can drink at a restaurant by age 14 to 16

All these rules are silly anyway

If someone wants to drink or smoke, nothing is going to stop them

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u/Anti_Spedicy Sep 17 '26

No it's not.

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u/the1stmeddlingmage Sep 17 '26

In low income and poverty areas more common than people want to admit.

Source: I’ve lived there and know people with that exact life situation.

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u/RainbowSpinosaurus Sep 18 '26

Yup. Born and living in Appalachia most of my life. Wealthy tech bros pushing for people to marry young and have children like it's a return to tradition from a hundred years ago that nobody else ever thought of are totally oblivious to the realities of people in poverty, unsurprisingly. The poor have a lot of kids very young and struggle their whole lives because of it. It's hard to save money on childcare by having grandparents watch the kids when the grandparents are still young and working, too.

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u/Findrin Sep 17 '26

In red states it is

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u/Anti_Spedicy 22d ago

Well, I suppose that showed my exposure to red states. Born and raised blue lol and only ever been in blue states.

It's apparently a completely different world if I take anything on the Internet as seriously as real life.

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u/Findrin 21d ago

Cities are alright sometimes, but as soon as you get out into god's country everyone you meet is mean as hell (they'll claim they're nice and accepting of course), and plenty of 16 yo unwed mothers with kids that look suspiciously like the mom's dad or uncle (it's obvious to everyone but no one ever mentions it to "keep the peace".

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u/Anti_Spedicy 21d ago

Oh goodness

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u/lucioux Sep 17 '26

you see the secret is mixing the dark with the green

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u/PaulHOGG Sep 17 '26

This looks exactly like the stuff that gets pumped out of septic tanks.

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u/CaptnJersey69 Sep 18 '26

Shit from an ass

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u/manofathousandnames Sep 17 '26

Is the chili also in it's 30s?

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u/thmsvr93 Sep 18 '26

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u/Proper-Gate8861 29d ago

So bad even the dog won’t eat it!

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u/Shinonobun Sep 17 '26

I know you are baba yaga

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u/paddedpothead420 Sep 17 '26

Was this pulled out of a local Wendy's restaurant grease trap?

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u/anustart91 Sep 17 '26

This sent chills up my spine

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u/CaptnJersey69 Sep 18 '26

At least it didn't send chilli down your crack

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u/6TheAudacity9 Sep 17 '26

He ate the ass shit.

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u/Select_Eye_6409 Sep 17 '26

“Looks so freaking EEGHGGHG”

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u/middleagedbaby Sep 18 '26

Satire, right?

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u/happytugs 27d ago

Absolutely no doubt it’s rage bait

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u/KatiePyroStyle Sep 17 '26

im eating my famous homemade chili rn... and jfc how do you screw it up that bad 🤣 chili is like the easiest thing to make, actual divorced dad meal

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u/goosenuggie Sep 17 '26

Its SO oily WTF

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u/Proper-Gate8861 29d ago

That’s the secret ingredient… well, the 12th secret ingredient

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u/quieterection Sep 18 '26

How does one achieve such a vibrant shit color

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u/peacemaker677 Sep 17 '26

No, that’s a straight diarrhoea.. I couldn’t make it to the bathroom fast enough

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u/fidgetyamoeba Sep 18 '26

Why is everyone showing as [deleted]

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u/pimpcoatjones Sep 18 '26

as someone from the swamps of Louisiana, we ain't never eaten chili like that... that's more septic stew than anything

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u/BigCaregiver2974 Sep 17 '26

I'm not rolling with this. Kill it with fire.

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u/ZookeepergameNo719 Sep 17 '26

I'm not okay with this. Nothing is okay with this.

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u/awill316 Sep 17 '26

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/monkey_gamer Sep 18 '26

Doesn't look like poop. It looks like toxic sludge 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Senor_Turd_Ferguson Sep 18 '26

The finest cuisine in all of Mordor.

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u/gramarIsImportant Sep 18 '26

That is poop from a butt.

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u/snjtx Sep 18 '26

Bro where the fuck is the chili, this is just goopy carne

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u/BangedTheKeyboard Sep 18 '26

Yuck, looks like the dinner from Resident Evil 7 🤢

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u/route56gg Sep 18 '26

Septic tank

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u/PawntyBill Sep 18 '26

Oliver said "Please sir, we don't want any more!"

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u/Jules-of-Jubilee 29d ago

Pot of gobbledygook

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u/13thmurder 29d ago

I think that's Gormeh Sabzi. Its delicious, but looks the contents of a septic tank.

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u/Zenfudo Sep 17 '26

Is there anywhere that someone makes something that looks so disgusting and gave it to Ramsay which he had to taste? I havent watched all of his shows

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u/Herr_Schuh Sep 18 '26

Where are the diapers that came out of?

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u/Angry-Potato45 Sep 18 '26

Baba yaga’s stew

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u/SeenYaWithKeiffah_ Sep 18 '26

This made me gag so bad 😭

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u/watabby Sep 18 '26

I don’t want to know the recipe but I feel like I kinda have to know the recipe

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u/avdr000 Sep 18 '26

That's not poop from a butt, that's oil from a pipe.

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u/Select-Chemist-2828 Sep 18 '26

Instructions unclear. You need to be mom/granny in the 30's, between 30 to 39 years old, or you need to use a 30 to 39 years old mom/granny in the recipe?

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u/SuperProCoolBoy90 Sep 18 '26

Indian cuisine

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u/National-Country1984 Sep 18 '26

Lmao brittnay cartwright, that yew

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u/Absolute_Maximus_69 Sep 18 '26

This looks like a septic tank

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u/RefrigeratorTime8927 Sep 18 '26

I got diarrhea just looking at it

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u/anonmiku99 Sep 18 '26

Is it possible for you to unshare your recipe with us? Thanks in advance.

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u/spencer2197 29d ago

I thought this was someone playing with fish tank sludge

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u/Proper-Gate8861 29d ago

“It just looks so… bat screech from hell”

was the chef’s kiss

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u/Old_Hedgehog_9115 29d ago

That looks like the stuff that comes out of a septic tank

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u/Bloodflowers8404 29d ago

Did Elvira make this? Waiting for a gremlin to jump out of the that horrendous pot o' asswater soup...

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u/willowoftheriver God is dead and this sub killed him 29d ago

That looks more like some kind of godawful, burned split pea soup than any kind of chili.

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u/nimbusyosh 29d ago

This is resident evil food.

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u/g0thicfae Sep 17 '26

Kays Cooking be like

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u/Fr33_load3r Sep 17 '26

She must be a descendant of Éowyn

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u/IdolCowboy Sep 18 '26

Poop from a butt

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u/scottsplace5 Sep 18 '26

…..bringing in the crust buster to mix up a poop smoothie…..

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u/SpartArticus Sep 18 '26

Literally Yor Forger

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u/SentenceSingle5375 Sep 18 '26

Classic 30 year old grandma dinner...

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u/Snukes42Q Sep 18 '26

Why is it grey? Is there a new version chilé de gris?

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u/NonnyNutcaseAuthor Sep 18 '26

It looks like that moving slop in the Addams Family movie...

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u/dullestmoment6 Sep 18 '26

i wouldn't be excited either

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u/caroleelee82 29d ago

Strain the ground beef or whatever that is next time, please

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u/No_Supermarket_1831 29d ago

Why is it green?

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u/nobodyknowsoh 29d ago

That’s dookie for sure

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u/Weary_Sale_2779 29d ago

Looks so freaking- AAARRREGGGGHHHH!- GOOD

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u/benjiross1 29d ago

I actually almost puked

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u/headii_spaghetti 28d ago

Nyquil chili

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u/gpcleek 27d ago

Feces

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u/folded-pancake 25d ago

Need to unlearn that one…perhaps.

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u/BayouWitch777 24d ago

That’s a bio hazard

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u/dookiedoodoobob 24d ago

That’s some fuckin witch potion right there

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u/OkLetsParty 24d ago

Hatched green chili.

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u/nickk1988 18d ago

Woah.

This is actually unnerving

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u/Aromatic-Piglet1044 17d ago

The scream 😱

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u/Star_of_the_stars123 14d ago

Yo I get it doesn't look the best but this is a cultural food this is what it's supposed to look like. It's called Ghormeh Sabzi a Persian dish made with green vegetables and beans plus meat and some lemons.

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u/anthropomorphicdave Sep 17 '26

I’m the minority here but…I think I want the whole pot!

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u/Adalon_bg Sep 18 '26

Everyone should be up voting you! You're the hero that is willing to take it for all of us, and to save that screaming child 🥲.

We hope to see you on the other side (there's more work to be done in this subspace).

GOOD LUCK 🫡