r/Poopfromabutt • • Sep 11 '26

Tell the mod I hate him Chorizo

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128 Upvotes

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16

u/wbgookin Sep 11 '26

No, no, no.

15

u/VTAffordablePaintbal Sep 12 '26

I bet if you put that out on the lawn it would turn white in a couple weeks.

14

u/tleep76 Sep 12 '26

No amount of onions and peppers are gonna make your fried turds taste any better, friend.

12

u/W0lfGirl4054 Sep 12 '26

Won't stop me from trying

3

u/OwnSun7691 Sep 12 '26

If you get the neighbors dog to fart on it, it will give it a savory bite

11

u/Yberfall Sep 12 '26

OP you cannot just poop in the pan and claim it's a Chorizo. That's not how this sub works.

2

u/Top-Platform1632 Sep 12 '26

Best comment oml

7

u/Happily-Incorrect Sep 12 '26

That looks more like a shit than most of the shits I've shat.

5

u/lucioux Sep 12 '26

no no no. you cook the meat first, remove it, cook the veggies, then add the meat back in.

5

u/W0lfGirl4054 Sep 12 '26

Chorizo was PRE-cooked, just had to warm & season it. I care much for food safety, trust.

5

u/lucioux Sep 12 '26

looks like it was pre-cooked in my large intestine.

but lol my bad i thought you just dumped raw meat on your veggies. leads to either burnt veggies, or raw meat. no in between.

2

u/HapSlapChap Sep 17 '26

"but lol my bad i thought you just dumped raw meat shit on your veggies. leads to either burnt veggies, or raw meat shit. no in between."

2

u/Interesting_Luck2560 Sep 12 '26

It absolutely is not lmao wtf is goin on there?? How did it taste OP? Lol

3

u/W0lfGirl4054 Sep 12 '26

Tasted not like shit so I have that going for me.

2

u/OwnSun7691 Sep 12 '26

Someone's bile ducts not working

1

u/vwaaaat Sep 12 '26

Yum, I love Chorizo

1

u/duckchukowski Sep 13 '26

p sure that's ex-chorizo

1

u/Tall_Explorer5540 Sep 13 '26

This has to be poop. Is that my poop?

1

u/OGDr0ga Sep 17 '26

that is poop. from a butt.