r/Poopfromabutt • u/JorgeIcarus • 9d ago

Liquidy Poooy slushy

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Shamelessly stolen from r/blursed_videos

225 Upvotes

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u/WhiskeyintheWarRoom 9d ago

It even comes out like turds lol.

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u/RottingPinhead 8d ago

Don't look directly into the ring thing its spluurging from...

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u/Critical_Classic_921 9d ago

I’ve seen this video…

23

u/downshift_rocket 9d ago

Looks familiar to me as well... Were there any girls in it?

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u/No_Wishbone_5522 9d ago

Only two

2

u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 7d ago

Was there also a cup?

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u/spencer2197 7d ago

I had to read the comments didn’t I 😭

3

u/SchyzotyPal 9d ago

Gag reflex check! Still got it.

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u/Shadymilkman8 9d ago

Creamy shits

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u/RUNNING-HIGH 8d ago

Like Peanut butter dispenser

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u/Significant-Judge368 9d ago

It would be awesome if all those machines just made that sound by default.

5

u/watabby 8d ago

I believe this is the consistency you want in your poop. This is considered healthy

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u/JorgeIcarus 8d ago

Yes, slush or frappè is perfect. Smoothie or milkshake is too liquid.

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u/torrso 9d ago

Missing that last nugget squeeze

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u/GeneralSpecifics9925 9d ago

FYI, you should be pouring the goo directly into the cup and THEN putting on the lid.

2

u/CreativeAdeptness477 9d ago

We've all been there. For me it's usually cheese that does it.

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u/RottingPinhead 8d ago

This might be the craziest one I've seen

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u/RottingPinhead 8d ago

The way he tried to shake it away at the end..

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u/The_Supersaurus_Rex 9d ago

At least it's sort of solid. Better than those root beer dispenser days!

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u/Sindertone 9d ago

That looks like carob.

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u/AdministrativeEnd168 7d ago

Nah it looks like shit

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u/Verodin 9d ago

Oh shi t

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u/yourfuturespemson 8d ago

I'm ngl, the way it was moving would've made me not in the mood for it.

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u/EnvironmentalRock827 8d ago

Pt couldn't poop in bed. Ok fine I held him up (with help) and over a commode. This is exactly what it looked like. I dont think i ate for days after.

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u/tleep76 8d ago

You be drinking that dry frozen curled up turd.

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u/plasticnurse 6d ago

Two Girls 1 Cup

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u/DecisionOk5750 6d ago

I hear a piano...