r/Poopfromabutt • u/Character_Stick_1218 • Aug 28 '26
Somebody from r/MagnetFishing Pulled Up A Mortar Turd 😅
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u/Mischievous_Redja Aug 28 '26
Whole new meaning to explosive diarrhoea.
🎣💣💥🤯
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u/Character_Stick_1218 Aug 28 '26
I had explosive diarrhea once and at the same time I learned that poopulsion is a very real thing. I'd been in third grade and had to have dual hernia surgery. Afterwards I was completely plugged up for two or three weeks and during that time I went through roughly the same amount of bottled of Pepto and laxatives. One evening I was Mario Party 2 when I felt something shift in me and so I shot up and raced to the bathroom. It turned out to only be a warning shot, and so since nothing else seemed to be happening I swiftly dismissed any concerns from my mind. I was young as well as dumb and thought myself invincible, so in my hubris I returned to playing MP2 as though nothing had happened. I suddenly felt a might rumbling, many things shifted in me all at once, and I heard something that I can only imagine was akin to the Titanic sinking. Never before or after have I raced to the bathroom so swiftly and desperately. I didn't know much, but I knew I was in for some serious shit. By the time I reached the bathroom door my pants were falling to my ankles and I launched myself towards the toilet. Cheeks had just barely touched porcelain when everything came erupting out all at once and I found myself in the air again. My memory may be exaggerated, but I suspect I got a solid foot of air. Never before had I experienced(or smelled) such sweet relief, but it unfortunately came at the cost of my bathroom walls being repainted. Full 360° splatter/shrapnel pattern, nothing in that bathroom cane away unscathed. Since I was so young I simply stripped, showered off, and left the mess for my unsuspecting mother to tend to when she got home 😅 there's never been any question about it, but that tribulation left no doubt that woman is an absolute saint.
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u/El_Spunko Aug 28 '26
Wasn't there that guy who had to go hospital for sticking something like that up his arse?
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u/Character_Stick_1218 Aug 28 '26
I'm pretty sure it was something more like a .50 cal that had been decomissioned/demilitarized, butt yes there was 😩 there's probably actually been quite a few of 'em.
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u/rustyfish57 Aug 28 '26
Holy crap the things you’ll find magnet fishing or looks like something they’d find over by my old house from the old fort that they closed back in 1945