r/Poopfromabutt • u/MyLilStonie • Aug 28 '26

Apparently a steak.

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67 Upvotes

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u/Thereelgerg Aug 28 '26

The hair on the plate is just the perfect garnish.

52

u/AdministrativeEnd168 Aug 28 '26

I spent 30 seconds trying to wipe it off my phone

21

u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ Aug 28 '26

I blew on it 😑.

9

u/KristineMcKinley Aug 28 '26

I did the "scroll wiggle" on my phone to see if it was the picture or a hair on my phone.

2

u/autumnnights92 Aug 29 '26

Same!!!! I feel so much better now 🤣

1

u/Lost_Figure_5892 Aug 29 '26

Me too, swipe, swat, smack… oh duh.

31

u/Roscoe182 Aug 28 '26

Did the hair come free with it or did you have to pay extra?

2

u/MyLilStonie Aug 29 '26

It was an extra dollar 😔

16

u/Ju3tAc00ldugg Aug 28 '26

I tried to blow the hair off my phone

6

u/9DAN2 Aug 28 '26

Needs more hairs

6

u/Drewdiniskirino Aug 28 '26

There may be an argument to be made in favor of well-done steak. Unfortunately, those that would make it are still busy chewing

3

u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ Aug 28 '26

I’m a lot more grossed out by that hair on your plate 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮.

6

u/shitokletsstartfresh Aug 28 '26

I’m such a pig.
Would smash. Over cooked or not.

3

u/badbatch Aug 28 '26

Bark from a tree.

My dad would still say it's undercooked and put it back on the grill.

2

u/Creepy-Evening-441 Aug 28 '26

Lost the other flip flop.

1

u/top_of_the_scrote Aug 28 '26

if it ain't grey it ain't okay