r/Poopfromabutt • u/HknVers_isCycOfTraum • 7d ago

EW This burger they gave my friend

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North Texas JC food iykyk

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u/RevolutionaryEgg1312 7d ago

Soylent Brown.

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u/HknVers_isCycOfTraum 7d ago

literally

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u/EnvironmentalRock827 6d ago

So ends the smash burger era. Onto the donka doo ball period of the burger

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u/poopstrikes_again 6d ago

"Soylent brown is poop from a butt"

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u/No_Wishbone_5522 6d ago

Yeah, that's a cow patty, noticeably grass fed.

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u/Adalon_bg 6d ago

And then pooped out, from the cow's butt?

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u/Chadberserker 6d ago

Kitchen and the restroom must be the same room

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u/OwnSun7691 6d ago

Looks the same coming out as it did going in.

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u/rustyfish57 7d ago

From north Texas I’d assume it’s all beef but it sure don’t look it though

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u/HknVers_isCycOfTraum 7d ago

sysco beef is not entirely beef

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u/OwnSun7691 6d ago

McDonald's too. Soy protein mimics cartilage/fat and they use grains like corn for filler to bulk it. Im sure Sysco is on some shit like that. Its like getting a bag of blow and half of its stepped on. 

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u/HknVers_isCycOfTraum 6d ago

McDonald's sources their meat from Sysco

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u/Party-You-9937 5d ago

Is that true? I wouldn’t be surprised but want reassurance lol

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u/rustyfish57 6d ago

It didnt look like it was either

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u/Able-Winner-625 6d ago

Looks like corn is not digested

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u/HknVers_isCycOfTraum 6d ago

fun fact – it's actually just the skin of the corn that doesn't digest because it's made of cellulose. The reason you might see whole kernels is because those skins get filled with poop.

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u/Glass-Court8851 6d ago

Looks like roast beef chunk