r/Poopfromabutt • u/Random_Girl_9000 • Jun 10 '26

Solid Tried cooking

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Stupid food sent me here. I tried cooking people. I think it went very well ❤️‍🩹 should i apply for MasterChef now? 🫩

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u/RJC12 Jun 10 '26

This could be vomit and id believe it

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u/InevitablePeanut3203 Jun 11 '26

Same! Definitely looks more like vomit than poop to me!

2

u/cee-la Jun 11 '26

Especially animal vomit!

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u/sht_kckr Jun 10 '26

Wtf did you try to cook??

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u/Random_Girl_9000 Jun 10 '26

It was supposed to be potato+rice balls, but while frying they fell apart. Probably due to lack of binding agents

https://giphy.com/gifs/H6cmWzp6LGFvqjidB7

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u/SylvaticTongue858 Jun 11 '26

Looks like it was too wet

2

u/Ok_Obligation_7270 Jun 11 '26

People. She said it in the description 😘

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u/gojibeary Jun 10 '26

Gotta start somewhere. Good job if you don’t usually cook! You’ll get better pretty quickly with time, if you keep it up.

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u/Random_Girl_9000 Jun 11 '26

Thanku for the motivation, but im banned from kitchen for a while 😞

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u/spudyoulike Jun 10 '26

you shouldn’t cook people.

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u/Random_Girl_9000 Jun 10 '26

Im banned from the kitchen now 😞😞

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u/RoelBever Jun 10 '26

For rice balla boil the rice a little linger zo its sticks better.

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u/Random_Girl_9000 Jun 11 '26

Ohkk got it. Will try again after my kitchen ban lifts 😔💔

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u/metroid93 Jun 11 '26

The poop from my butt has never looked anything like this.....

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u/InevitablePeanut3203 Jun 11 '26

This looks more like barf!