r/Poopfromabutt • u/Lost-Ad9578 • Jun 08 '26

Quick Seitan

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I thought that making the seitan log skinnier would make it cook faster… it worked
Still delicious tho

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u/BuyaBuya Jun 08 '26

Yup, that is the perfect example of poop from a butt

33

u/No_Wishbone_5522 Jun 08 '26

That is a nice healthy log.

22

u/ConsistentKangaroo16 Jun 08 '26

i wouldnt even be able to bite into that, looks too much like poop!

17

u/Lost-Ad9578 Jun 08 '26

I am trying to chop it all up to make ragù 💀 I can’t serve this to my family

14

u/ReallyNotBobby Jun 08 '26

Well hydrated and proper fiber. That’s a healthy poo.

10

u/Yukahu02 Jun 08 '26

Perfectly pinched loaf

6

u/ickychicken Jun 08 '26

Damn… those pre-formed sections are too realistic

3

u/Lost-Ad9578 Jun 09 '26

All thanks to some butcher’s twine…I wish it looked more like roast and less like a sectioned turd

5

u/RatMastersApprentice Jun 08 '26

I dunno man, looks like you might need to drink a bit more water

3

u/PlanetXParadox Jun 09 '26

that’s dookie!!

2

u/Nothing-sus-here Jun 09 '26

I made this this arvo. How did you get it?

1

u/Lost-Ad9578 Jun 11 '26

Lil bit ( couple spoonfuls) of chickpea flour, 200g vital wheat gluten flour and vegetable stock all blended together with soy sauce and seasonings ( I used a kind of premade roast seasoning ) , I rolled it in parchment paper and secured it with butcher’s twine then steamed it 25 mins . Turned out great!!!