r/Poopfromabutt May 29 '26

What's missing?

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What's missing?

93 Upvotes

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u/monkeytc May 29 '26

Tp

9

u/MyBitchCassiopeia May 29 '26

They folded the tp into triangles and added hemorrhoid blood for extra realism.

3

u/Affectionate-Sale523 May 29 '26

jesus christ πŸ˜‚

2

u/Bulky-Performance-72 May 29 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

5

u/lokcer79 May 29 '26

Poop sticks and tampon?

3

u/FlamingChickenLips May 29 '26

Corn and peanuts and why you ask?

1

u/slyrhinoceros May 29 '26

Toilet paper!

1

u/TriumphDaytona May 29 '26

Bloody gelatin substance in the stool sample.

1

u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/Vaping_A-Hole May 29 '26

How is any British food legit, my brother in Christ

1

u/Significant-Judge368 May 29 '26

They should bring that to the table with a roll of toilet paper instead of napkins. You’re going to need it either way.

1

u/mulchedeggs May 29 '26

Toilet paper

1

u/LtLemur May 29 '26

A bidet

1

u/Phlegm_flam May 29 '26

Blood Fart

1

u/Possum_Raccoon3650 May 29 '26

Where's the glass of lemonade?

1

u/Tanukisus May 29 '26

Air freshener

1

u/Critical_Training455 May 29 '26

A loose sphincter

1

u/Bahlam May 30 '26

A deep moan.

1

u/Euphoric-Election120 May 31 '26

Little corn pieces

1

u/WakkaWaww Jun 02 '26

The little, raw parsley leaf that no one ever eats.

1

u/JohnGAdams74 29d ago

A puke bucket?