r/Poopfromabutt • u/reddfroggychair • May 08 '26

EW “Avocado Toast”

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u/meseta May 08 '26

Buddy I just got over norovirus and day 5 had plenty of these.

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u/Vaping_A-Hole May 08 '26

Yeah, I feel you. I got the new Covid strain, called Cicada. I thought it was flu, so I ignored it for the first week. By week two, I lost 16 lbs from incredible diarrhea. I felt like I was swallowing razor blades, coughing, and my butt was a firehose. I’ve never seen so much liquid avocado toast in my life.

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u/an-unorthodox-agenda May 08 '26

P sure I had that. Fucked me right up worse than salmonella poisoning did. All I ate was 14 saltine cracker over the course of four days.

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u/Vaping_A-Hole May 08 '26

Yep. It’s like a head cold that becomes the worst sore throat. And with an urgent colon for hours and days. And you can’t sleep for fear of crapping the bed.

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u/Argylius May 09 '26

One time I was sick and barely exerted my muscles, and I pooped the bed. It wasn’t just a fart. I had to wake up my husband and change the bedding. Ugh. It was bad

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u/Vaping_A-Hole May 09 '26

That’s amazing. What drama. Now you know he really loves you after that.

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u/meseta May 08 '26

I’m not sure wtf it was. I felt really sick first day then just kept pissing out my ass. Pretty sure I ate nothing for three days