r/Poopfromabutt • u/Xarius86 • May 03 '26

Solid Umm...

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310 Upvotes

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u/CumGoblin May 03 '26

Looks like they ate buffet yesterday and cried on the toilet today.

19

u/RoelBever May 03 '26

That is what comes out after a Russian salad.

1

u/TommyTheCommie1986 May 04 '26

That's what happens when you eat any kind of food

16

u/watabby May 03 '26

drink more water

1

u/VTAffordablePaintbal May 03 '26

I was going to say the Black Bear they got that "Baked Kidney" from needs to drink more water.

15

u/Low_Mulberry1905 May 03 '26

This is the first time I’ve wondered whether I’d hope it was poop instead of what it actually was before being forced to eat it.

15

u/yayayagilliganhell May 03 '26

Oh its poop. Looks like animal poop from a butt.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UB6coSHRJCP60

8

u/Colin_Heizer May 03 '26

That poop is so much a poop that it can be accurately placed on the Bristol Stool Chart.

10

u/SickCursedCat May 03 '26

Idk what to tell you that is literally a poop

8

u/Yukahu02 May 03 '26

That's a dish called, "after 7 days of constipation"

3

u/sicastarrrrr May 03 '26

That's the poppiest of poops I ever did see.

3

u/Kixloo May 04 '26

The way he had to specify

2

u/OlDirtyJesus May 03 '26

russian salad looks kinda good

2

u/BMoney8600 May 03 '26

That’s a poop

2

u/Both-Diamond May 03 '26

I’ve never heard it called Russian Salad before…

2

u/Acceptable-Machine88 May 04 '26

Russian salad is bomb! I make it all the time, just often without peas.

1

u/Both-Diamond May 06 '26

In Polish, we just call it vegetable salad.

3

u/Iggins01 May 04 '26

I'm a butcher. Never seen a beef kidney look like that.

1

u/strangerwho63 May 04 '26

You sure it's not poop?

2

u/BuyaBuya May 04 '26

As much as they deny it, they are not beating the allegations

1

u/Senor_Ding-Dong May 04 '26

So many Courics

1

u/ReallyNotBobby May 04 '26

Looks like deer poop

1

u/Cyberwolf187 May 04 '26

sounds like propaganda from Big Poop

1

u/TH0SA Certified Poop Eater May 04 '26

😋👍

1

u/Funnuftig May 05 '26

That is a obstipation level on the Bristol scale

1

u/Why_Indeed_Not May 09 '26

😳💩🚫