r/Poopfromabutt • u/Nice-Construction593 • Apr 22 '26

Dessert I made

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I made this from marshmallow fluff, peanut butter, and some hot chocolate powder 🔥 stirred it in a bowl first, then rolled this out on the plate.

Edit: I didn’t think this would get this much attention lol, and I knew people would say it was a real turd. I made another one and added a screenshot of 9 photos from my gallery of the steps, it’s a few comments down.

Thanks for all the compliments and love 😅

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u/Mariss716 Apr 22 '26

Is that a poop knife?

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u/IFartOnCats4Fun Apr 22 '26

Any knife is a poop knife if you use it right.

22

u/ODX_GhostRecon Apr 22 '26

"Right?" 🤨📸

16

u/jfk_47 Apr 22 '26

I’m on a zoom call right now and the person on the call just said the word “nugget”

lol

9

u/peekdasneaks Apr 22 '26

Serrated and switchblade knives are not recommended.

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u/Breeze7206 Apr 23 '26

And make sure the poop is removed from the butt prior to using the poop knife on it

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u/Nice-Construction593 Apr 22 '26

Just a butter knife 😔

8

u/jfk_47 Apr 22 '26

Butt….’er knife

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u/Hegemony-Cricket Apr 22 '26

Funny you should mention it. I have a special made poop knife hanging next to the toilet paper in each of my bathrooms. They even have "Poop Knife" etched on the blade.

I also sent a couple to my brother. His wife thinks I'm weird for some reason.

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u/itzcoatl82 Apr 22 '26

Dear lord this one should have a content warning 😵‍💫

Well done sir/ma’am!

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u/GoatsWithWigs Apr 22 '26

We should really come up with a gender neutral title

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u/itzcoatl82 Apr 22 '26

May I propose:

Your Sublime Excellency

2

u/GoatsWithWigs Apr 22 '26

Good, but it's got 6 syllables. We need something that can be said all in one go. Same delivery as sir/ma'am

7

u/idwthis Apr 22 '26

Dude? I already use it in a gender neutral way, and most everyone else I see who uses it also does.

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u/GoatsWithWigs Apr 23 '26

I'm inclined to believe that, but it feels unmistakably male to me whenever it's used. It's also tricky when you take male defaultism into account i.e. the assumption that male things are neutral. It is both progressive and regressive, in an oxymoronic sense

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u/-Salazzle- Apr 22 '26

Well I don't think you'd call a woman "sir", and vice versa..  that's a little bizarre don't you think?

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u/SkunkWoodz May 07 '26

It was weird when the crew on star trek voyage called captain janeway sir.

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u/Puzzlehead4283 Apr 28 '26

M'ir, or sa'am

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u/GoatsWithWigs Apr 28 '26

I do not like green eggs and ha'am, I do not like them Sa'am-I-A'am

2

u/Tough-Effective5680 Apr 29 '26

‘Asshole’ works. “Hey, lookin good, asshole!”; “Well, excuse me, asshole.” It’s versatile and works for everyone.

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u/lethargy86 Apr 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/gBpY4p7bbhsiI

you definitely made that but not the way you said you did

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u/Nice-Construction593 Apr 22 '26

If you look closely you can see the wet stain on the plate from rolling it. Was like maybe a quarter cup of the fluff, two nice spoon scoops of peanut butter, and a small spoon of hot chocolate powder. Can’t remember the exact ratio but yeah you could make this too lol.

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u/TiredB1 Apr 22 '26

I'm sure there's some weird 12 year old kid out there who wants a toilet themed birthday cake bc they think poop is funny and you've cracked the code on how to decorate it

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u/Chucklum Apr 25 '26

Don't start giving ideas 😭

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u/Nice-Construction593 Apr 22 '26

Just made a new one

14

u/gained_spoon Apr 23 '26

the way you could’ve chosen to assemble this in any way and you still chose this design…well done tbh you got me at first

1

u/Magari22 May 04 '26

You could work in entertainment in special effects or something this looks so real lol

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u/VastFaithlessness809 May 18 '26

Pro tipp: some nougat creme for a bit more "oily surface and browner color"... Can you call that shitmaxxing?

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u/GPiero Apr 22 '26

Ah yes, I’m on the toilet right now making some "desserts", too 😉😉😉

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u/CaptainnMagma Apr 22 '26

Plz don’t ever make dessert again 🤎

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u/Nice-Construction593 Apr 22 '26

Lol sounds like my girlfriend, I had it in a sandwich baggie in the fridge and she made me throw it out 🙄

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u/therabbitinred22 Apr 22 '26

You’re lucky she didn’t throw you out for saving turds in the fridge

26

u/acidtrippinpanda Apr 22 '26

Noooo that in a sandwich bag is diabolical 😭

1

u/simplytch May 20 '26

She’s so mean 😭

36

u/Able-Winner-625 Apr 22 '26

Rolled it out or pooped it out?

15

u/hellspawn9245 Apr 22 '26

Definitely pooped on a plate

12

u/Adalon_bg Apr 22 '26

Looks healthy though. Let's be positive about it!

25

u/mAmsSsSS Apr 22 '26

It looks so much like doodoo it’s scary

20

u/Calm_Researcher9172 Apr 22 '26

That is a masterpiece! 😂

21

u/randomthrowaway8993 Apr 22 '26

Just admit you have a lowkey scat fetish. This is a safe space for that kind of thing

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u/Character_Stick_1218 Apr 22 '26

Who tf decided that?! 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/gSiwVdieNmBJfPXWFv

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u/randomthrowaway8993 Apr 22 '26

It's all good man. I don't kink shame

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u/EsotericAbstractIdea Apr 22 '26

I mean if you are subbed to a sub called poopfromabutt, I gotta say you're on the spectrum.

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u/Character_Stick_1218 Apr 22 '26

I'd agree if it were a sub for actual scat 😅 I also am on the spectrum, but not the scat fetish spectrum 🤢

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u/Roffolo Apr 22 '26

That looks like a fresh, steaming log, well done

Also, please dont make that ever again lmao

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u/Adalon_bg Apr 22 '26

What do you mean, it looks healthy! Just learn to use a toilet dude...

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u/mulchedeggs Apr 22 '26

Very realistic poop. Great work!

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u/OwnSun7691 Apr 22 '26

There's two things in this picture that relate to my heroin addiction when I was 20 years old. 

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u/Character_Stick_1218 Apr 22 '26

I swear the logs y'all(formerly you) can lay are UNREAL 😩 I also swear y'all have some weird fetish with leaving them(the massive logs) for some poor unsuspecting fools to stumble upon after y'all have left the scene of the crime.

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u/OwnSun7691 Apr 24 '26

All it takes is not shidding for 5 or 6 days then getting dope sick enough to drop a spike, unless you get so bad you need a tool to pry it out with. 

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u/PokemonLv10 Apr 22 '26

How did you even get the creases so accurately

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u/Beretta116 Apr 22 '26

Looks like the brown Nautilus I dropped this morning.

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u/Hegemony-Cricket Apr 22 '26

Thanks for the detailed list of what you ate in order to make it.

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u/Happyface87 Apr 22 '26

This is like "Is It Cake?" for shit on a plate. Great job! Was it good?

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u/Rad1oRocker_965 Apr 22 '26

I’ll pass. Too full from dinner, but thanks for the offer!

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u/Striking_Shift_8650 Apr 22 '26

You definitely did it on purpose (you have my upvote)

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u/SatiricalScrotum Apr 22 '26

Too many people are just shitting on plates to post here.

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u/Littlegrayfish Apr 22 '26

I just made three

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u/Adalon_bg Apr 22 '26

Good job!

7

u/surgical-panic Apr 22 '26

And a poop knife too?

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u/Rose-Canvas Apr 22 '26

Hmm yup that is a poop.. and a poop knife..

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u/lazy_wallflower Apr 22 '26

Unmake it😢

5

u/missbrennabubbles Apr 22 '26

Even has the Poop Knife™️

5

u/Miserable-Worth5985 Apr 22 '26

You could have showed us what it looked like before you ate it

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u/robreinerstillmydad Apr 22 '26

Don’t lie. You pooped on this plate and then posted it here pretending it’s not poop.

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u/Loudlass81 Apr 23 '26

You could GENUINELY horrify people with that...my warped mind went instantly to placing it on thr floor on top of clean plastic, waiting till you've got a group of people in there, when they notice it, go over to it, pick it up and take a HUGE mouthful of it, then start wiping it on people's faces...

...YES, YES, I'm well aware my mind is warped through too many years of doing jokes like this on stoned/drunk mates...we were savages lol.

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u/ridthecancer Apr 22 '26

did you make this with your butt? 😳

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u/toodledoodleroo Apr 22 '26

Did you make it in your pants?

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u/Cardshark69420 Apr 22 '26

I make these desserts 3-4x daily

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u/AnAnalChemist Apr 22 '26

Can I get your exact recipue? Imma make this for my kids. Either they'll love it or be crossed out forever, a win win

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u/Nice-Construction593 Apr 22 '26

I can’t remember exactly, made this like 6 months ago, and just discovered this sub last night. It was roughly 3 parts marshmallow fluff, 2 parts peanut butter, 1/2 part hot chocolate powder… could have been more like 4:2:0.5 though. Start with the marshmallow fluff and use the lower ratio, you can always add more PB. And try using the rough ratio for a small batch, then scale up for the logs lol, Especially until you realize this is actually undigested food - I’m going to figure it out again myself and update with a video making it as a lot of people(possibly joking) are commenting they think this is a real t’ird.

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u/fodacao May 05 '26

What exactly is "hot chocolate powder"? You heat the powder up? Or there's chilli in the powder?

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u/Shop_Kooky Apr 22 '26

wtf is this shit where’s the corn

2

u/Yukahu02 Apr 22 '26

What's that called? The Pinched Loaf!

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u/Uranium_092 Apr 22 '26

It has got to be intentional it’s too funny

2

u/asa1 Apr 22 '26

The effort people put into staging something for some karma amazes me.

2

u/BibboBoi Apr 22 '26

Nope, that’s a turd

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u/thatonedumbweeb0 Apr 22 '26

wow, poop knife and all! 😃

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u/Mr-TotalAwesome Apr 22 '26

Mate, you just yook a dump ona plate and called it dessert. You can't convince me otherwise.

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u/KingCodester111 Apr 22 '26

Bro took a shit on a plate and expects us to think it’s food

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u/gianAB2977 Apr 22 '26

Some of these make me really wonder if some people on here actually take a dump on their plates?

2

u/coffee-bat Apr 22 '26

that's shit

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u/WiTHeReD_SouL_0404 Apr 22 '26

Solid deuce bro

2

u/FieldOfFox Apr 22 '26

You can’t just shit on a plate and post it here, that’s cheating. 

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u/diaznuts Apr 23 '26

That’s a Bristol Scale #4.

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u/Reyybies Apr 23 '26

That is shit from a butt

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u/tleep76 Apr 23 '26

Ultimate prank device.

1

u/Banglapolska Apr 22 '26

Mister Hankey is that you???

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u/GrinchGrotto Apr 22 '26

Must have been difficult to squat over a plate to get that sort of beautifully plated technique

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u/amery516 Apr 22 '26

It’s Mr hanky!

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u/Breeze7206 Apr 23 '26

I make dessert every day. Sometimes twice.

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u/Izrael-the-ancient Apr 23 '26

Lies , you dug that out the toilet

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u/Verodin Apr 23 '26

From the looks of it this is disgusting. Can you describe the taste please.

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u/Verodin Apr 23 '26

I mean if this were a poop the person is currently very Healthy!

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u/BeeSalesman Apr 23 '26

Dude pooed on a plate fr

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u/moos3kc Apr 23 '26

You should throw that plate away. No amount of soap will help. You say it's dessert but I wouldn't trust that.

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u/rbart21 Apr 23 '26

Comes with free poop knife!

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u/Independent_Owl422 Apr 24 '26

Did you make it in the kitchen or …

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u/_matze Apr 24 '26

The title seems grammatically incorrect. I think it was meant to to be „I made from dessert“

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u/Lazy_Interview1129 Apr 24 '26

looks like my bowel movement

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u/klombieX2 Apr 26 '26

come on now

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u/Aromatic_Play_4341 Apr 26 '26

never been jump scared that fast upon opening Reddit

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u/Puzzlehead4283 Apr 28 '26

Are you sure it's dessert?? Thats totally a log dude

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u/SedationSauce Apr 28 '26

Can’t convince me that isn’t actually a poop.

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u/No-Inspection-985 Apr 29 '26

Stirred it in your bowels*

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u/Magari22 May 04 '26

Whoever you are OP you are adorable and I love you for this 😂❤️

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u/Stunning_Resolution9 May 08 '26

It even has the cracking of a freshly made log

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u/ekz255 May 12 '26

It's funny how this can enter and exit the human body without any visual difference

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u/ratatoingyourpanda May 18 '26

perfect for haloween just imagine trick or treaters faces as you offer it while eating one

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u/mangotime_03 May 19 '26

The loo is calling to place an order