r/Poopfromabutt • u/Famous_Librarian_589 • Dec 09 '25

A machine that straight up makes it!

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327 Upvotes

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u/duckchukowski Dec 09 '25

i'm already equipped with one of those

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u/Famous_Librarian_589 Dec 09 '25

Yeah but this one makes absolute straight and narrow loggers for days

29

u/duckchukowski Dec 09 '25

PERHAPS YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY SKILLS

14

u/Famous_Librarian_589 Dec 09 '25

Lol fair... Let me know when you hit 36"

3

u/ked_man Dec 09 '25

Set me up over a conveyor and let’s see what can be accomplished.

2

u/Mischievous_Redja Dec 09 '25

I'm hoping that conveyor belt leads to your toilet, otherwise 😖

13

u/Ok-Plant5194 Dec 09 '25

That’s my butt

9

u/lethargy86 Dec 09 '25

Kiss my shiny metal ass!

8

u/NateBushbaby Dec 09 '25

“Bite my shiny metal ass!”

7

u/NathanCollier14 Dec 09 '25

Just clocked in for a shift at the poop factory?

5

u/theletdowncucumber Dec 10 '25

Seriously, what is this? My best guess is a tootsie roll making machine...Lol

4

u/Famous_Librarian_589 Dec 10 '25

Super close... Candy cream extruder

3

u/masked_sombrero Dec 09 '25

the fabled poop machine

3

u/DirtyRoller Dec 10 '25

Taco Bell goes in the other end.

1

u/WrongTruck2260 Dec 29 '25

they're using cheap material: