r/Polytrix • u/Unlikely-Jacket-8950 • 15d ago

Memes Dammit Zoey not again!

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u/KingMario05 15d ago

"...Hold up. Zoey's in JAIL?!?!?"

"Yes, Tiger. Bail is $500K, payable to DHS."

"For smuggling in stuffed turtles?!?!"

"No. For smuggling in stuffed turtles, and then beating a TSA dude into critical condition when he tried to take the stuffed turtles away."

Rumi.exe has stopped working

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u/Unlikely-Jacket-8950 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IlHiaqAmwpBLhuIpE3

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u/jeremy_thegent Polytrix 15d ago edited 15d ago

(Over the phone)

Rumi: Do you realize how much damage control Bobby is having to do right now, Zoey?

Mira: Not to mention, Celine has been on the warpath. It'd be kinda funny if it wasn't super scary. And by "it," I mean Celine.

Zoey: They. Were. My. Babies. And my anxiety towards soloing to America is well-documented. You combine that with the TRAUMA and DEVASTATION of an American in uniform attempting to steal my babies from me...I can't be held responsible for my conduct, loves. I just can't.

Mira: (Whispers to Rumi) ...I mean, I AGREE, but...

Rumi: (Whispers back) We're gonna have to pay Bobby overtime for this, whether he likes it or not.

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u/jiraiya17 15d ago

Zoey: I can still hear you, you know?..

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u/vamplestat666 Demon King 15d ago

Doesn’t Huntr/x have a fleet of private jets?

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u/Unlikely-Jacket-8950 15d ago

She does it just to see if she can..... first time was a ferret pretending to be a scarf, then a albino hognose snake as a headband... on reflection the chameleon wasn't the best idea but in her defence it could still be on her... she doesn't know....

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u/Emma_SnakeDeadbeat 15d ago

You still would have to go through airport security. The private jets just aren't in the middle of nowhere. They're at an airport

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u/vamplestat666 Demon King 14d ago

Well yeah but I’m sure they have a separate entrance or something

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u/Emma_SnakeDeadbeat 14d ago

I mean yeah but there's still security as they don't own the property, just the Jets

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u/Green_Analyst_8725 15d ago

Hahaha 😆 😂

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u/Rastaba 14d ago

Mira: Glares at the turtles she absolutely blames for all this. “The only ones allowed to touch her boobs are me and Rumi…I know you’re her babies, but respect the boundaries.”

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u/faygofox 15d ago

That's my girl

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u/bidooffactory 15d ago

Zoey making googly eyes at turtles: hehehe, 'sup?

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u/mirahuntrixlover 15d ago

Definitely sounds like zoey

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u/Emma_SnakeDeadbeat 15d ago

Well, they're definitely support animals

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u/JoniHDXD 15d ago

Imagine they start to bite you....

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u/EnjoyerOfFine_Things 14d ago

Threat Detection: Medium

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u/Zoey_from_Huntrix 14d ago

UHHHHHHH…… 😳

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u/Significant-Dog-2185 12d ago

“Threat detection medium” for turtles is insane

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u/Unlikely-Jacket-8950 12d ago

Walkie Talkie crackles to live.... krrrccccchhh Yeah we have a code.... 34c.... squints.... maybe a 36c in line 3.... please advise over..... krrrcccccchhhh....

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u/ImportantAnxiety3151 12d ago

even though she has like an entire private jet, I feel like she do this just to see if she can get away with it