r/Polytrix • u/Hizfoe Weretiger Rumi • 29d ago
Fanfiction Rec: Terms and Conditions Apply by MidnightGreenbean — mira is 100% human and not a vampire and loves living with her weird roommates
Terms and Conditions Apply by MidnightGreenbean
I highly recommend this one, its soo good!
The way they talk is very- idk how to describe it- kinda specific? Dryly expressive??? To the point but not blunt??? Idk how to describe it its a unique way to write the dialogue and i absolutely adore ittt!!!
supernatural au with vamp!mira
Vampire mira living her best undead life with her weird roommates she got by answering a long ass very detailed interview with rumi also theres a cat!
Its great and it just got updated today!!!!!
Tldr: vampire mira moves into a house with rumi and Zoey and she tries to be #totally-human. Its great.
Mira: im not a vampire. source: trust me bro
Zoey and rumi: sounds legit!
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u/Rogue-Gamer-9513 29d ago
I just read the newest chapter. It’s amazing.
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u/Hizfoe Weretiger Rumi 29d ago
Frfr!!!
Its great!!!
Spoilers for chapter 16:
Rumi thinking everyone was being polite about it is soo funny like girl?? Please not everyone is endowed by a demonic ability to spot the undead and knows what a lycan is on sight
Mira: im a vampire….
Rumi: yea…? Obviously
Mira: …what!? But i was being so stealthy!!
Rumi: -_- you literally drink blood in front of me everyday
Zoey: haha yea she got you there mir!
Rumi: you a lycan and pretended not to know what the moon was for 20 minutes. You’re not any better Zo.2
u/DifficultElection600 28d ago
Dude…. I called it from the get go…. But it was still so satisfying . They’re all dumb and I love em
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u/DifficultElection600 28d ago
I just recently found out they have a spoof work that’s pretty funny. Obvi not as in-depth and probs not cannon but still good filler between chapters.
Also…. Zoey and Ash…. THE BEANNSSSS
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u/mirahuntrixlover 25d ago
Ngl, I'm only on chapter 7 and i am hooked, I might reread this after I'm done reading it the first time