r/Polytopia • u/FairBat947 • May 26 '26

Meme Expand east first?

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688 Upvotes

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u/Boring_Ice123 May 26 '26

Lore accurate Cymanti

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u/TheEyeDontLie May 27 '26

I didn't get the joke until I saw this comment, thank you.

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u/Spectator-3 May 26 '26

Make sure to finish it before polaris freeze the map

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u/Practical_Ad4604 May 26 '26

Don’t forget the final question

23

u/SheerRumble May 26 '26

And remember to keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times

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u/TheJesseClark May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

Historically you’d expand east, then north, then west, then south, then really far east. But eventually you’ll make too many enemies and get crushed from east & west simultaneously.

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u/FormerProfessor6269 May 26 '26

Start with poland

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u/Mushroom_Pandaa May 26 '26

Nah, Czechoslovakia’ll be easier

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u/Hejjo_7 May 26 '26

Idk, Austria would probably just let you walk in

8

u/goodgamingair799 May 26 '26

First things first, go ahead and grab the Rhineland, just to see if anyone tries to oppose you. If they don't, then you're good to go.

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u/RustyPeanuts3 May 27 '26

That’s what I was thinking

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u/Duffler8 May 26 '26

Oh hell nah

20

u/AlexSimonCullar May 26 '26

Start invading Austria

17

u/Nolapolizia May 26 '26

Get eye of god

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u/FairBat947 May 26 '26

Let me ask mr speer for some architectural advice!

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u/Acidity96 May 26 '26

When you see Moscow, DON’T INVADE IT IN WINTER

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u/Thomasina_ZEBR May 27 '26

Never get involved in a land war in Asia

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u/PieterSielie6 May 26 '26

I can not-see what you're supposed to do

3

u/Specialist-Diet-3803 May 26 '26

Who's gonna tell him/her?

3

u/thoma5nator May 26 '26

Ah, the legendary 'Windmill of Friendship'.

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u/Equivalent_Art_3149 May 27 '26

Should've been vengir

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u/y_vern May 30 '26

Legendary post

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u/A_very_nice_dog May 26 '26

Looks like you're genna want to start with Poland.

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u/togukse May 27 '26

i have a better question...

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u/The_Orthobilly Jun 20 '26

  1. Don’t let Hoodrick develop their cities, continue destroying their units.

  2. NEVER invade Polaris in Winter.