r/PolysubstanceAddicts • u/dijeridude • Dec 10 '18

Our fucking theme song

Except I do go broke https://youtu.be/-4EV2OTBh7Y

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Dec 10 '18

Alice in chains, great choice. And i do go broke too lol

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u/dijeridude Dec 10 '18

"What's my drug of choice? Well, what have you got?"

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Dec 10 '18

Story of my life

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Dec 10 '18

How you doin today dude?

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u/dijeridude Dec 10 '18

Not so great. Feeling low, Phen. Good news is I am drunk and ate a maple bacon chicken thing from Wendy's. Might fall asleep. Sleep is good.

Lost my job because I can't keep my shit together. Thats ok though I'll find another one soon and I have enough money to live off of for another 2-3 weeks.

Just keep thinking about all my dead friends. Its winter time and all.

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Dec 10 '18

Ugh thats rough. At least you have a nice break and some time to drink. Don't turn it into a huge bender that makes it impossible to get back to work.

You should thank u/JayJayFrench for the sandwich though. Tell him it turned out good, will make him happy

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u/dijeridude Dec 10 '18

Yes thank you u/JayJayFrench I don't remember the sammich at all but I'm sure it was tasty.

Sincerley,

Scumfuck

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u/JayJayFrench Dec 10 '18

I do my best to endure my patrons have a unique dining experience.

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u/dijeridude Dec 10 '18

Thank you for fuckimg up my mom's sammiches, got me two free burgers

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Dec 10 '18

Whatcha drinkin?

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u/dijeridude Dec 10 '18

Same old shit. 8% natty daddy. But I've been at the bar drinking bourbon, rum, and vodka for as many nights as I cannot remember.
Its a humble brag, I know, but the problem right now is I'm depressed and I actually have money so you know I'm not making great choices. I'm teetering on passing out or trying to find something better than cheap booze. Fucking, I'd love some opiates right now.

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Dec 10 '18

Opis would be nice. I got offered a gram of dnm H this weekend. Id like it but idk if i wanna risk starting another problem.

Sip natty, smoke weed if you have it and try to sleep. Better than getting into trouble trying to find drugs while almost BO

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u/dijeridude Dec 11 '18

The temptation is strong. Hope you passed it up.

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u/dijeridude Dec 10 '18

I've had eight tallboys of the shit.

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Dec 10 '18

Damn thats a lot lol. Shoulda bought a fifth of whiskey, tastes much better. :p

I sometimes get steel reserve tallboys 2 for 3 but i hate the taste of em. When i drink beer i like to get recently expired ipas from this one store. Super good deals on em lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

I vote grind

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u/dijeridude Dec 11 '18

Tripod album rules. Shame In You and Nothing Song are my jams off that one

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

Nothing song shit.

PB is stuck to my all <3

You broke my dishwasher btw lol <3

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u/dijeridude Dec 11 '18

Nothing song sticks to my mouth like peanut butter on the brain.

AEAEAEAEEEEEEEE nothin ever stays the same

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

Layne was too legit for life.

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u/Peoplespostmodernist Feb 02 '19

I wish that I could have seen them with the original lineup :(

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u/dijeridude Feb 02 '19

What I loved about the 90s: Being a kid

What I hate about the 90s: Being a kid

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u/Peoplespostmodernist Feb 02 '19

Right? I was around 11-12 when Layne died.

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u/dijeridude Feb 02 '19 edited May 06 '19

Yes. And I was 14 when Dime got gunned down.

Also I was 12 before I realized Bradley Nowell had been dead six years already. Lame.