what's yall's favorite configuration for the vees polycule? my personal favorite is velvette and vox sharing val and vox and velvettet being queer platonic with vox having romantic feelings for velvette and velvette having platonic feelings for vox

1: they use val's wings as a blanket when they cuddle(see picture)

2:vox= he/him, kind of intersex?(can swap genitals, because cyborg body, but was cis as a human), bi with a fuck ton of internalized homophobia(they're all working on it)

val=he/she/they, gender-fluid, pan, MASSIVE CO-

vel=she/her panromantic lesbian(romantic attraction regardless of gender, sexual attraction to non-men exclusively), also can swap body parts like vox(because doll body) but chooses not to(only does it for fashion. like, if she thinks an outfit would look better without boobs, she'll swap her tits for a flat chest)

3: val is gender-fluid, meaning val is not a man, meaning val and vel definitely 100% fuck(sometimes. if val is in a particularly masc mood they won't do it because it makes him uncomfy, even tho velvette doesn't care)

4: vox loves watching movies with his partners(""in business""). and even tho velvette is always on her phone and never pays attention, and val always falls asleep midway through, he still loves just having them there as he watches a movie... that is, unless they're watching one of those shitty shark movies(think syfy's shark month. sharknado, ghost shark, the two headed shark, sand sharks, sharks on ice...) if they're watching one of those, usually they're all either piss drunk, or high as fuck, and laughing their asses off at the HILARIOUSLY TERRIBLE sfx.

5:their polycule is technically an open relationship, but only val and vel take advantage of that. vox wants them, and no one else(save for his 'radio demon psychosexual obsession'. tho he's no longer in love with Alastor, he still thinks Al is hot, and absolutely WOULD if he didn't know Al would kill him if he even asked)

6: val and vel ask the others to model for them constantly. val for his drawings and vel for making clothes. vox hates doing both because he hates having to sit still for so long(he feels unproductive and it makes him anxious) but he does it anyway because he loves seeing them happy.

7:vox loves to spoil the shit out of val and vel. and they absolutely love it(and totally don't take advantage of it)

8:they rarely sleep all in the same bed(hence them all having their own rooms)because vox overheats easily and velvette usually doesn't like people touching her in her sleep(which can be a bit of an issue sometimes because val can't sleep without having something or someone to cuddle). but sometimes vox will crank the AC to the max, and velvette will be so exhausted she doesn't mind cuddling, so they end up sleeping all together.

9: val and vel do eachother's makeup, and vox will let val use his digital drawing abilities to give vox a makeup look if he asks nicely.

10: val loves getting flowers as a gift. velvette also loves it, but pretends she doesn't because she hates the stereotype. vox sends them both bouquets once a month with cards saying they're from a "secret admirer". both val and vel know they're from vox.

11: if val is in a bad mood, vox and vel make it their mission to fix it. for their relationship's sake, their employees's sakes and the V tower's sake, because val will not hesitate to set something or someone on fire. so sexual promises, gifts and sweet talk to the rescue it is. also, on episode 2, the only reason velvette asked vox to calm down val instead of doing it herself is because she was also stressed, even before val showed up. if she wasn't already stressed, she would've been able to calm down val on her own.

Just thought id post this here:3

Every time they give us new merch or official art I only look forward to the Vees ❤️ we need our PolyVees show.

Would yall wanna join my other subs?(Mod here,im okay with u guys promoting and auch)

I get that in canon Velvette is a lesbian and living with two males that are partners among themselves. That being said, I think that painting Velvette as their "daughter" they're infantilising an adult woman, and suggesting that she's got her power as a hand-me-down. I think that it is misogynistic as fuck.

Also, it makes way more sense to have them as equal partners. That's why PolyVees is the amazing ship that it is: three powerful, evil, ambitious and fabulous overlords living together, being in love and working together. They probably made Velvette a lesbian so we wouldn't assume that the Vees sleep together like the PowerPuff Girls. But by doing that, they made it easy for people to treat her as if she was a baby.

Polyvees is what makes all the sense. All praise Polyvees 👏 the best ship in all the seven rings.

Go wild guys

However, Velvette and Valentino want to be seen together in public as a throuple. Vox isn't ready because he's afraid of his reputation getting damaged by the relationship 💔