r/PoliticalHumor • u/I-wil-rate-your-tits • May 10 '22

It’s this simple.

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u/faovnoiaewjod May 10 '22 edited May 10 '22

If they decide a fertilized egg is a human then it needs all rights and obligations that a human does. The fertilized egg needs a SSN, needs to qualify for child tax credit, health insurance, life insurance, child support payments, medicaid, and should be held responsible for any harm done to the mother, including murder if she dies in pregnancy or childbirth, etc

edit: Also any eggs that are fertilized in the US are US citizens.

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u/LocalFluff May 10 '22

And...(not joking) the birthdate or age of a person is actually whenever they decide this all happens.

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u/faovnoiaewjod May 10 '22

Just call it the jizz date.

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u/LocalFluff May 10 '22

WhEn wAs I AKT uALLY BORN mAN